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 And now a running list of things I am not allowed to do in Shadowrun, And now a running list to lift all of our spirits. |
 Dec 27 2010, 12:29 AM
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Immortal Elf  Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465  |
3137a: "Burlesque Dancer" is right out if I insist on RPing it.
3137b: "Lesbian Elf Stripper Ninja" as well. 3137c: Just leave your damned clothes on!!! |
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Dec 27 2010, 02:41 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 471 Joined: 7-November 10 Member No.: 19,155 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Dec 26 2010, 05:29 PM)  3137c: Just leave your damned clothes on!!! 3137d: And if you have blessed clothes, leave those on too! |
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Dec 27 2010, 04:43 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 540 Joined: 5-May 09 From: California Member No.: 17,140 |
3138: When asked what my subtle weapon will be my LMGs under barrel grenade launcher is never the appropriate answer. If it is loaded with knockout gas then maybe.
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Dec 27 2010, 09:56 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 70 Joined: 8-June 10 From: Middle of the bloody United States of America Member No.: 18,678 |
3138a: After further experimentation, knock-out gas is not as subtle as once thought. The only appropriate answer when asked what my subtle weapon is, it shall be the -butt- of my LMG
3139: A plan should never hinge on "Letting loose twelve rabbits and let them do what they do best" 3139a: The same goes for rats, mice, squirrels, lemmings, and raccoons 3140: Raccoons are not a viable option for air dropped ordnance, even if I put parachutes on them 3140a: The same for rabbits, squirrels, lemmings, rats, and mice 3141: Though the whole "Bad List/Dinner List" thing works for Lowfyr, it does not work for street samurai 3142: My mages' name can no longer contain three famous stage magicians and a city. This style only works if you are Jim Butcher. 3143: When my runner is in London, it is considered a bad idea to ask about London Below, as it makes my runner seem less than totally sane 3144: Anything that is either on fire or shoots jets of fire is not subtle, despite my pyro's claims to the contrary 3145: No more graphically describing the effects of any BTL that involves sex or anything even remotely related to sex. 3145a: No more graphically describing the effects of any BTL chip in a way that makes even getting beat up by an angry orc sound like sex |
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Dec 27 2010, 03:08 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
3145b: "Bubba The Love Troll" Black BTL shall never, ever be described, and only reserved for those who really, really deserve it.
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Dec 27 2010, 04:17 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 70 Joined: 8-June 10 From: Middle of the bloody United States of America Member No.: 18,678 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Dec 27 2010, 09:08 AM) 3145b: "Bubba The Love Troll" Black BTL shall never, ever be described, and only reserved for those who really, really deserve it. 3145c: Unless it's their thing, but they'll have to look it up on their own. The GM should not have to lose his/her sanity due to a bizarre player. At least...not to describing Bubba the Love Troll |
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Dec 27 2010, 04:33 PM
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Running, running, running Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,220 Joined: 18-October 04 From: North Carolina Member No.: 6,769 |
Shouldnt "Bubba the Love Troll" be self explanatory? I mean, i know I get imagery i dont want in my head at the utterance.
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Dec 27 2010, 05:17 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,542 Joined: 30-September 08 From: D/FW Megaplex Member No.: 16,387 |
3145d: "Dermal Deposit Dan" is also not be described.
3145e: Neither should "Scrotax, the Impregnator." |
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Dec 27 2010, 06:07 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 138 Joined: 14-July 09 Member No.: 17,394 |
3146: I may not play a mage who summons air spirits to take bullets out of guns and put them in his hands.
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Dec 27 2010, 11:21 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 471 Joined: 7-November 10 Member No.: 19,155 |
3147: I can not have "Actor", "Musician", or "Ballerina/Danseur" as my Day Job
3147a: "Professional Waiter" is, however, acceptable 3148: My Troll Ganger cannot take "Pimp" as his Day Job 3149: I may not sing "Money" from the Musical Cabaret, "Money" by Pink Floyd, or any other song called "Money" (too many to list here) while the Johnson is in earshot. 3150: I may not play an AI rigger who's primary drone is a trash can robot and speaks only binary 3150a: Nor may I play an AI rigger who's primary drone is Anthromorphic and Gold in color and speaks in a stuffy British Accent 3150b: Nor may my AI rigger refuse to open the "Pod Bay Doors" of his van for the party. This goes double for parties featuring a character named John. |
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Dec 28 2010, 12:49 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 1,973 Joined: 4-June 10 Member No.: 18,659 |
3151. 'Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough!' is never Plan B.
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Dec 28 2010, 12:58 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 18,694 |
3152: Six gallons of hydrofluoric acid is never Plan B either.
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Dec 28 2010, 01:33 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 471 Joined: 7-November 10 Member No.: 19,155 |
QUOTE (Squiddy Attack @ Dec 27 2010, 05:58 PM) 3152: Six gallons of hydrofluoric acid is never Plan B either. 3152a: And if Hydrofluoric Acid is ever necessary for a plan to work, it is time to reconsider the plan. |
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Dec 28 2010, 10:16 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
3152b: And, again, never let the players know a NPC with a improvised WMD and an inclination to use it.
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Dec 30 2010, 02:23 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 70 Joined: 8-June 10 From: Middle of the bloody United States of America Member No.: 18,678 |
QUOTE (binarywraith @ Dec 27 2010, 06:49 PM) 3151. 'Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough!' is never Plan B. 3151a. Unless you are playing an |
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Dec 30 2010, 02:23 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 70 Joined: 8-June 10 From: Middle of the bloody United States of America Member No.: 18,678 |
Double posts for the lose
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Dec 30 2010, 06:57 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 33 Joined: 22-May 09 From: I'm the short round guy in the corner. Member No.: 17,187 |
3153. I am not allowed to ask the bear shaman if he craps in the woods.
3154. I am not allowed to giggle uncontrollably when the shark shaman calls someone "chum." 3155. I am not allowed to ask the toxic shaman if he has trouble sleeping at night with all that light. 3156. I am not allowed to speak to any shamans. 3157. I am not allowed to make ANY dares to a mage with the trickster mentor spirit. 3158. I am not allowed to reject your reality and substitute my own. 3158a. Unless I am actually awakened. 3159. I am not allowed to walk in on the charismatic character while she is "entertaining" someone and shout "Not in the Face!" 3160. I am not allowed to buy EMP grenades for the express purpose of shutting down heavily cybered team mates after annoying them into attacking me. 3161. I am not allowed to try to convince the team that their commlinks will run faster if they allow me to add my "special programs." 3161a. Especially if my special programs involve shock therapy via cyber parts. 3162. I am not allowed to spread rumors that the rigger only jumps into vehicles because they weigh less than he does. 3163. I am not allowed to use MSPaint to forge a layout of a structure just because I didn't get into the security systems. 3164. I am not allowed to use Google Maps when told to look into the security around a building. 3164a. Even though it would show any defensive structures around said building. 3164b. Even if I manage to convince the GM that by 2070 they must have it in real time imaging. 3165. I am not allowed to counter the Johnson's deal by adding 42 to the end of whatever number he offered. 3166. I am not allowed to hack into a megacorp just to change all the passwords of their low tier employees to FouRteeToo. 3167. I am not allowed to tell the team that they should count to 42 before opening the door. 3168. The number 42 no longer exists. |
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Dec 30 2010, 08:14 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
3168a: The Player that makes fun of the GM's faulty Random Number Generator that keeps coming up with the number 42 with find their PC having a severe bad time just for the hell of it.
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Jan 1 2011, 06:39 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 70 Joined: 8-June 10 From: Middle of the bloody United States of America Member No.: 18,678 |
3169: No more stealing every goddamn stapler in an office building during a run
3169a: Nor may I steal any red Swinglines 3170: Anti-tank weapons are no longer allowed to be fired indoors at targets that are man-sized. This goes double for stealth missions and triple for when there are civilians in the area 3171: No mystery ingredients when I'm providing meals for my fellow runners, in game or out |
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Jan 1 2011, 04:57 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
3169b: Do not attempt to "Overrun the Black Market Office Supply" through equipment stolen from 'Runs.
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Jan 1 2011, 07:00 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 10-November 10 From: San Diego, Aztlan Member No.: 19,165 |
3172. I am not allowed to load my fully automatic assault cannon with a drum of anti-tank rounds.
Edited for format. This post has been edited by bobbaganoosh: Jan 3 2011, 12:45 AM |
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Jan 2 2011, 02:11 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
3172a: Especially if used against the neighboring apartment for having their music blaring at 0200.
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Jan 2 2011, 05:17 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,542 Joined: 30-September 08 From: D/FW Megaplex Member No.: 16,387 |
3172b: Unless the music just really is that bad.
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Jan 2 2011, 07:49 AM
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Bushido Cowgirl Group: Members Posts: 5,782 Joined: 8-July 05 From: On the Double K Ranch a half day's ride out of Phlogiston Flats Member No.: 7,490 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Dec 28 2010, 04:16 PM) 3152b: And, again, never let the players know a NPC with a improvised WMD and an inclination to use it. ...3152c: and never, ever let an innocent and cute looking little girl genius demolitionist PC acquire or make a 128 litre FAE and then force the runners to adopt "plan B". (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif) |
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Jan 2 2011, 07:18 PM
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Bushido Cowgirl Group: Members Posts: 5,782 Joined: 8-July 05 From: On the Double K Ranch a half day's ride out of Phlogiston Flats Member No.: 7,490 |
...3152d: especially when said girl genius demolitionist has the outlook of a thirteen year old and her Charisma is higher than the rest of the team's combined.
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