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 And now a running list of things I am not allowed to do in Shadowrun, And now a running list to lift all of our spirits. |
 Jan 2 2011, 09:12 PM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 471 Joined: 7-November 10 Member No.: 19,155  |
QUOTE (Kyoto Kid @ Jan 2 2011, 12:18 PM)  ...3152d: especially when said girl genius demolitionist has the outlook of a thirteen year old and her Charisma is higher than the rest of the team's combined. 3152e: As a corollary, no basing characters on Natalie Portman's character from Leon. |
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Jan 2 2011, 10:34 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
3173: Lone Star is not like the Police Department in "Hot Fuzz".
3173a: Despite their "Redneck" persona of being from Texas, not all Lone Star officers have a Texas accent. 3173b: Not all the Lone Star officers from Former Canada act like Dudley Do-Right. 3173b-i: In fact, none of them do, and they will taze you (Bro) for suggesting they do. 3173c: Lone Star: SVU will, however, taze you as SOP if you come under their pervue. Do not be surprised that they do. 3173d: No, Bubba The Love Troll is not on Lone Star's pay roll. But he should be, considering the deterrent he has to crime. |
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Jan 3 2011, 12:08 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,768 Joined: 31-October 08 From: Redmond (Yes, really) Member No.: 16,558 |
I am totally putting together a bubba propoganda poster for lone star. Any ideas for a catchy phrase to use below the pic of a troll with a beer belly patting the prison bunk beside him while giving the camera bedroom eyes?
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Jan 3 2011, 12:33 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 18,694 |
3174: No matter what role I play, hacker or no, I am never allowed to leave any sort of meme or troll file in place of a stolen one.
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Jan 3 2011, 12:43 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 471 Joined: 7-November 10 Member No.: 19,155 |
QUOTE (Tyro @ Jan 2 2011, 05:08 PM) I am totally putting together a bubba propoganda poster for lone star. Any ideas for a catchy phrase to use below the pic of a troll with a beer belly patting the prison bunk beside him while giving the camera bedroom eyes? Bubba the Love Troll wants YOU! |
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Jan 3 2011, 12:47 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 540 Joined: 5-May 09 From: California Member No.: 17,140 |
The beat of Tempo sounds good until you realize it could end with you being his drum.
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Jan 3 2011, 01:35 AM
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Bushido Cowgirl Group: Members Posts: 5,782 Joined: 8-July 05 From: On the Double K Ranch a half day's ride out of Phlogiston Flats Member No.: 7,490 |
QUOTE (WhiskeyJohnny @ Jan 2 2011, 03:12 PM) 3152e: As a corollary, no basing characters on Natalie Portman's character from Leon. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif) |
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Jan 3 2011, 04:28 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 70 Joined: 8-June 10 From: Middle of the bloody United States of America Member No.: 18,678 |
3175: No more hiding weapons in creative places as a fullcon cyborg. It can scar other players
3175a: No more hiding weapons where anything that used to be sexual on a fullcon cyborg. Shotgun vaginae cause disturbing mental images. >_> I seriously know someone who had a full con like that in another cyberpunk game, and I figure I should put it up here |
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Jan 3 2011, 04:33 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
QUOTE (Tyro @ Jan 2 2011, 08:08 PM) I am totally putting together a bubba propoganda poster for lone star. Any ideas for a catchy phrase to use below the pic of a troll with a beer belly patting the prison bunk beside him while giving the camera bedroom eyes? Squinky did it best, methinks. |
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Jan 3 2011, 06:47 AM
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Bushido Cowgirl Group: Members Posts: 5,782 Joined: 8-July 05 From: On the Double K Ranch a half day's ride out of Phlogiston Flats Member No.: 7,490 |
3176: No dressing unconscious male corp execs in lingerie, placing them in compromising positions, and then posting pictures of them on the matrix
3177: No hacking others' comlinks to insert a redirect link to various dwarf porn sites. ...yeah, Violet was shameless kind of gal. |
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Jan 3 2011, 07:21 AM
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Old Man Jones Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,415 Joined: 26-February 02 From: New York Member No.: 1,699 |
3178: No longer allowed to superglue unconscious corp guards to the bottom of a boardroom table in the facility we're infiltrating.
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Jan 3 2011, 11:51 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 7,089 Joined: 4-October 05 Member No.: 7,813 |
QUOTE (KarmaInferno @ Jan 3 2011, 02:21 AM) 3178: No longer allowed to superglue unconscious corp guards to the bottom of a boardroom table in the facility we're infiltrating. -k why not? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif) |
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Jan 3 2011, 05:57 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
3176a: Unless that's the entire purpose of the 'Run to begin with.
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Jan 3 2011, 06:18 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 10-November 10 From: San Diego, Aztlan Member No.: 19,165 |
3179: No longer allowed to have a team that consists of 4 players in one meat body. The technomancer riding along in the cyborg's node, along with the AI, while having the free spirit possess the cyborg, while amusing, is not allowed. 12 initiative passes for one meat body is a few too many.
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Jan 3 2011, 07:07 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,542 Joined: 30-September 08 From: D/FW Megaplex Member No.: 16,387 |
QUOTE (bobbaganoosh @ Jan 3 2011, 12:18 PM) 3179: No longer allowed to have a team that consists of 4 players in one meat body. The technomancer riding along in the cyborg's node, along with the AI, while having the free spirit possess the cyborg, while amusing, is not allowed. 12 initiative passes for one meat body is a few too many. I'm fairly sure that's not how it works. |
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Jan 4 2011, 02:56 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 70 Joined: 8-June 10 From: Middle of the bloody United States of America Member No.: 18,678 |
I suspect that is the GM houseruling things to let all of the players do -something- while all possesing the same body. But yeah....12 initative passes -is- a bit excessive
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Jan 4 2011, 02:56 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 70 Joined: 8-June 10 From: Middle of the bloody United States of America Member No.: 18,678 |
I suspect that is the GM houseruling things to let all of the players do -something- while all possesing the same body. But yeah....12 initative passes -is- a bit excessive
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Jan 4 2011, 05:07 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 10-November 10 From: San Diego, Aztlan Member No.: 19,165 |
QUOTE (Neraph @ Jan 3 2011, 11:07 AM) I'm fairly sure that's not how it works. The point was that the entire running team would usually only be physically present in one place. The technomancer and AI would just chill out in the cyborg's node, and the free spirit would posses the cyborg and use Movement. The 12 initiative passes thing was how the GM explained the breakdown of the group to me, even though it wasn't exactly an accurate statement. |
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Jan 4 2011, 05:20 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 230 Joined: 17-August 10 Member No.: 18,942 |
QUOTE (bobbaganoosh @ Jan 4 2011, 05:18 AM) 3179: No longer allowed to have a team that consists of 4 players in one meat body. The technomancer riding along in the cyborg's node, along with the AI, while having the free spirit possess the cyborg, while amusing, is not allowed. 12 initiative passes for one meat body is a few too many. WOw that is a new one. how do you guys resolve the initiative thingy. Care to post up some stats? |
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Jan 4 2011, 05:28 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
3180: No longer allowed to make rule arbitrations based on things I saw in real life. Especially magic and spirit possession.
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Jan 4 2011, 11:24 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
QUOTE (Tyro @ Jan 3 2011, 12:08 AM) I am totally putting together a bubba propoganda poster for lone star. Any ideas for a catchy phrase to use below the pic of a troll with a beer belly patting the prison bunk beside him while giving the camera bedroom eyes? 3181: "Troll" and "bedroom eyes" are no longer permitted to occupy the same sentence. |
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Jan 4 2011, 04:41 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,542 Joined: 30-September 08 From: D/FW Megaplex Member No.: 16,387 |
QUOTE (Tyro @ Jan 2 2011, 06:08 PM) I am totally putting together a bubba propoganda poster for lone star. Any ideas for a catchy phrase to use below the pic of a troll with a beer belly patting the prison bunk beside him while giving the camera bedroom eyes? Don't forget the hacked sensory overlay. *shudder* |
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Jan 4 2011, 06:26 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
3181a: Unless she's cute.
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Jan 4 2011, 08:53 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 18,694 |
3181b: It's probably a bad idea to use "troll" and "cute" in the same sentence too.
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Jan 4 2011, 08:56 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,179 Joined: 10-June 10 From: St. Louis, UCAS/CAS Border Member No.: 18,688 |
QUOTE (Squiddy Attack @ Jan 4 2011, 09:53 PM) 3181b: It's probably a bad idea to use "troll" and "cute" in the same sentence too. 3181c: Unless it's an Intimidation roll and the line is "The Troll thinks you're cute and he's lonely, so start talking." |
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