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 And now a running list of things I am not allowed to do in Shadowrun, And now a running list to lift all of our spirits. |
 Jan 13 2011, 06:52 AM
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Bushido Cowgirl  Group: Members Posts: 5,782 Joined: 8-July 05 From: On the Double K Ranch a half day's ride out of Phlogiston Flats Member No.: 7,490  |
...3204: Cute young teenage girl runners automatically get the "Friendly Face" edge for free but must also take a special flaw: "Never Taken Seriously" (no matter how smart or charismatic they are).
3204a: If blond, add the "Oblivious" flaw. |
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Jan 13 2011, 11:51 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,899 Joined: 29-October 09 From: Leiden, the Netherlands Member No.: 17,814 |
QUOTE (Kyoto Kid @ Jan 13 2011, 07:52 AM)  ...3204: Cute young teenage girl runners automatically get the "Friendly Face" edge for free but must also take a special flaw: "Never Taken Seriously" (no matter how smart or charismatic they are). 3204a: If blond, add the "Oblivious" flaw. I'm sure she can get taken very seriously if she wants to. |
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Jan 14 2011, 02:51 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 515 Joined: 27-May 10 From: Helios Space Station, L3 solar LaGrange Point Member No.: 18,624 |
3205a: Datajacks on penises are no longer allowed.
3205b: It is also not permissible to pull one's pants down in preparation for a hack. 3205c: "Jacking in and Jacking off" jokes are no longer allowed. |
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Jan 14 2011, 05:57 AM
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Bushido Cowgirl Group: Members Posts: 5,782 Joined: 8-July 05 From: On the Double K Ranch a half day's ride out of Phlogiston Flats Member No.: 7,490 |
QUOTE (Ascalaphus @ Jan 13 2011, 05:51 AM) I'm sure she can get taken very seriously if she wants to. ...only if she has a 128 litre FAE and knows how to use it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif) |
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Jan 14 2011, 02:34 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 18,694 |
3206: I may not take an affinity to accident spirits.
3207: I am no longer allowed to bind accident spirits to teammates. |
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Jan 14 2011, 08:01 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 101 Joined: 4-June 10 Member No.: 18,660 |
3208: Technomancers can not make your head explode unless they hack your cranial bomb. Get it through your head!
3209: Being able to identify the villains because the GM is naming them after Hulk Characters and you just met two people named Sam Sterns and Emil Blonsky is metagaming. Even if your tradition -is- cinematic. |
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Jan 14 2011, 08:20 PM
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#1832
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
3209a: There are two James Bond characters in cinema now. One is awesome, the other is awesome for an entirely other reason.
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Jan 17 2011, 03:24 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 18,694 |
3210: No characters may ever be capable of planting cranial bombs. Again.
3211: No character may ever, -ever- be related to Bubba the Love Troll. 3211a: Or have him as a contact. Especially not that. 3212: If a plan involves eight ping-pong balls, half a ton of banana peels, three pens, and a street urchin, it is henceforth banned. 3212a: Any plan that involves lube for non-mechanical uses is also banned. |
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Jan 17 2011, 05:06 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
QUOTE (Squiddy Attack @ Jan 17 2011, 03:24 PM) 3212a: Any plan that involves lube for non-mechanical uses is also banned. Technically, there's no such thing as NON-mechanical uses for lube. Make your own piston jokes. |
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Jan 17 2011, 06:38 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
3213: I'm no longer allowed to complain about War! until I actually read it with my own eyes. Even if I have to wash and wash and wash and wash and never, ever get clean again...
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Jan 17 2011, 07:46 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 70 Joined: 8-June 10 From: Middle of the bloody United States of America Member No.: 18,678 |
3214: Just because I have the dice pools to start and stop wars on a whim, I shall no longer do so
3214a: And I am no longer allowed to set up omega sanctions either, just because I have the dice pools and some asshole cut me off in traffic 3215: Any use of Bubba, The Love Troll, as a psychological, biological, or any form of weapon of war is considered unethical in the extreme, and warrants an immediate Omega Sanction |
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Jan 20 2011, 11:59 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 138 Joined: 14-July 09 Member No.: 17,394 |
3216: I am no longer allowed to put superglue on the Street Samurai's BTL chips.
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Jan 21 2011, 02:05 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
3216a: I am no longer allowed to put one part of the epoxy in the Decker/Hacker's Datajack, and the other part on his data cable.
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Jan 21 2011, 05:15 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 18,694 |
3216b: I may also not put superglue on the seat of the troll razorboy's motorcycle.
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Jan 21 2011, 05:49 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 400 Joined: 4-August 10 Member No.: 18,889 |
#3217 I am not allowed to handle grenades
#3218 At some point the bomb is "big enough" #3219 I am not allowed to plan terrorist attacks with nuclear weapons. The army will intervene again. #3220 I am not allowed to take Kamikaze again unless I do my "crackhead" voice #3221 (For self) I am not allowed to flirt with in-game females, no matter how attractively they are described. The GM will demand to roleplay that and he's freakier than me. #3222 Laes is not the answer to everything #3223 Unconscious terrorists cannot be traded for nuyen. They can, strangely, be traded for vehicles. #3224 Upon acquiring proof of an upcoming apocalypse, I am not allowed to auction the info off on the Matrix unless I give the other PCs a cut. #3225 After a run in which we needlessly got a corp pissed at us and had a contact killed, I am not allowed to remark "At least we got to kill some elves." |
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Jan 21 2011, 06:15 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 471 Joined: 7-November 10 Member No.: 19,155 |
3226: I may not cause my character to become a nuclear power by trading 40kg of medicinal grade cocaine for an ex-Soviet Boomer
3226a: If I do so, I may not ask for a new fake SIN under the name D. Ravinoff 3226b: As a corollary, no capitalizing on the fact that the mage's mentor spirit can conjure up drugs at a moment's notice |
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Jan 21 2011, 06:45 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 150 Joined: 30-May 09 Member No.: 17,222 |
QUOTE (PoliteMan @ Jan 20 2011, 09:49 PM) #3222 Laes is not the answer to everything My life is now devoid of any meaning or purpose. Thank you. |
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Jan 21 2011, 08:27 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
3226c: Again, I am never to allow the PCs to know an NPC who has an improvised WMD.
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Jan 21 2011, 09:43 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
QUOTE (PoliteMan @ Jan 21 2011, 05:49 AM) #3221 (For self) I am not allowed to flirt with in-game females, no matter how attractively they are described. The GM will demand to roleplay that and he's freakier than me. My life is now devoid of any meaning or purpose. Thank you. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Also, automatically assuming that any and all flirting will lead somewhere? |
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Jan 21 2011, 09:50 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Jan 21 2011, 04:43 PM) My life is now devoid of any meaning or purpose. Thank you. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Also, automatically assuming that any and all flirting will lead somewhere? Hey, my GM tried to pull a Bubba the (Gay) Love Troll over on my character (an elf). I was not interested. (Bubba then charged us more for the Winnebago we were buying) |
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Jan 21 2011, 11:09 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 540 Joined: 5-May 09 From: California Member No.: 17,140 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Jan 21 2011, 01:50 PM) Hey, my GM tried to pull a Bubba the (Gay) Love Troll over on my character (an elf). I was not interested. (Bubba then charged us more for the Winnebago we were buying) Bubba isn't gay though, he's omnisexual. If it has a hole he will use it. If it doesn't have a hole he will make it and then use it. |
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Jan 21 2011, 11:40 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
Ok, it wasn't Bubba but it was a gay troll who took a fancy to my elf and I was like, "Oh hell no."
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Jan 21 2011, 11:42 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 540 Joined: 5-May 09 From: California Member No.: 17,140 |
I'm sure the dermal deposits don't make it to uncomfortable lol.
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Jan 22 2011, 02:50 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,899 Joined: 29-October 09 From: Leiden, the Netherlands Member No.: 17,814 |
Bubba doesn't take Noooooooooooooooh!! for an answer.
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Jan 22 2011, 02:38 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
QUOTE (Ascalaphus @ Jan 21 2011, 10:50 PM) Bubba doesn't take Noooooooooooooooh!! for an answer. More like any noise is a "Yes" in his mind. And a lack of noise means acceptance of the situation. And a lack of movement typically means he's broken another toy. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/eek.gif) |
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