 And now a running list of things I am not allowed to do in Shadowrun, And now a running list to lift all of our spirits. |
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 Jan 22 2011, 04:09 PM
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Immortal Elf  Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392  |
I was a St-Elf. So I activated my chameleon skin and found a place to hide.
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Jan 22 2011, 04:57 PM
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Old Man Jones Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,415 Joined: 26-February 02 From: New York Member No.: 1,699 |
I am suddenly reminded of the incident involving the Invisible Man and Mr Hyde, in the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen comic.
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Jan 22 2011, 05:22 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,768 Joined: 31-October 08 From: Redmond (Yes, really) Member No.: 16,558 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Jan 22 2011, 08:09 AM)  I was a St-Elf. So I activated my chameleon skin and found a place to hide. St-Elf? |
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Jan 22 2011, 06:32 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Tyro @ Jan 22 2011, 12:22 PM) St-Elf? Word play. STEalth ELF. |
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Jan 22 2011, 09:30 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,768 Joined: 31-October 08 From: Redmond (Yes, really) Member No.: 16,558 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Jan 22 2011, 10:32 AM) Word play. STEalth ELF. Thought that might be it |
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Jan 22 2011, 11:53 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
QUOTE (Blitzkrieg @ Sep 21 2009, 03:48 PM) 700 I will not take Geas True Veganism as the source of my psychic powers. 3227: I am not allowed to take 'The Vegan Police' as a contact in case an enemy takes a Vegan Geas and shoot them with DMSO/Half-and-half. 3227a: The same goes for 'League of Evil Exes'. 3227b: My Magic/Resonance/Charisma/Any Attribute is not 'Rating: Awesome'. 3227c: Using any form of social persuasion/Commanding Voice/Mental Manipulations to convince an enemy to grind a rail will only result in them falling over and grazing their knee, or nailing the trick perfectly then kicking my arse. 3227d: I do not get positive modifiers for pulling on a shirt, zipping a jacket, or tying my shoelaces quickly. |
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Jan 23 2011, 02:25 AM
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Old Man Jones Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,415 Joined: 26-February 02 From: New York Member No.: 1,699 |
3228 - I am not allowed to carry a DMSO/Bacon Grease squirtgun to harass the Vegan teammate.
3228b - Nor am I allowed to use it to harass anyone with religion-based pork dietary restrictions. 3228c - No squirtguns for me at all. Ever. Just no. -k |
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Jan 23 2011, 02:37 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 18,694 |
3228d: No rocket-powered Pez dispensers either.
3229: I may not use a money trie and its zombies to drain somebody's bank account. 3230: Feral AIs are hostiles, not tools. I need to give up already. |
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Jan 23 2011, 05:08 AM
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Moving Target Group: Validating Posts: 132 Joined: 10-November 10 From: San Diego, Aztlan Member No.: 19,165 |
QUOTE (Squiddy Attack @ Jan 22 2011, 06:37 PM) 3230: Feral AIs are hostiles, not tools. I need to give up already. There is an echo in War! called Feral Resonance. It lets you attune up to [submersion grade] ferals and they will "generally act in the technomancer's best interest." |
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Jan 23 2011, 05:56 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
"OK, the Virtual Pets were bad enough, but you now have Pet AIs?" "Well, more like a wolf pack that's accepted me as their Alpha. Problem is, they keep marking the team's commlinks as their territory with garbage data, which corrupts music files..."
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Jan 23 2011, 06:09 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,542 Joined: 30-September 08 From: D/FW Megaplex Member No.: 16,387 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jan 22 2011, 11:56 PM) "... which corrupts music files..." Oh hell no. |
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Jan 23 2011, 06:42 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
3230a: "Metal Head Mike" the Rogue AI is no longer allowed in my games. Especially if he's going to overwrite all of the available memory space the group has in their network with the world's history of Heavy Metal Music and it's derivatives.
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Jan 23 2011, 06:44 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 23 Joined: 7-December 10 Member No.: 19,215 |
3231: Yes, my runner can be homosexual. This does not, however, give him the right to hit on every male member of the team. Even if he is drunk.
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Jan 23 2011, 07:29 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
3231a: Yes, my runner can be straight. This does not, however, give him the right to hit on every female member of the team. Even if drunk.
3231b: Yes, my runner can be straight. This does not, however, give her the right to hit on every male member of the team. Even if drunk. 3231c: Yes, my runner can be bisexual. Stop hitting on everything in a dress or pants! 3231d: Yes, my runner can be a lesbian. Stop being surprised when people call me a "Lesbian Elf Stripper Ninja", even if I am a Dwarf Rigger. |
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Jan 23 2011, 05:32 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 18,694 |
3230b: Just because Metal Head Mike is forbidden does -not- mean I can have a rogue AI that does the same thing with any other genre of music, especially not one calling itself the "Avatar of Dwarf Polka".
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Jan 23 2011, 05:33 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
3230c: If I have the "Avatar of Dwarf Polka", he cannot be the Ghost of a Coroner named "Butters". That's a rip-off, not a call-out.
3231: I really am not allowed to complain about War! until I've looked at a copy with my own eyes. Really. Bad Dumpshocker! |
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Jan 23 2011, 05:41 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 18,694 |
3231a: Nothing can stop a Dumpshocker from complaining.
3232: If the team's hacker is not a virgin after all, then no matter how bad the mental images are, vomiting is still in poor taste. |
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Jan 23 2011, 08:30 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
3232a: You still have to remind the Team's Hacker that online and VR don't count. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)
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Jan 23 2011, 10:37 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 233 Joined: 27-September 10 From: New York Member No.: 19,080 |
3233a:I am never again allowed to play a dwarven voodoo magician who binds all of his spirits into sex toys.
3233b: I am also never again allowed to open up a magical in-house kink service of any kind. 3233c: If I break rules 2322a-c, I am not allowed to charge extra for my services because "I'm a dwarf and that's kinky." |
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Jan 24 2011, 02:12 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 36 Joined: 6-August 03 Member No.: 5,328 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jan 23 2011, 12:33 PM) 3230c: If I have the "Avatar of Dwarf Polka", he cannot be the Ghost of a Coroner named "Butters". That's a rip-off, not a call-out. Depends, is he sporting a one-dwarf polka band ensemble? And that reminds me, still over a month away from the next book....baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah |
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Jan 24 2011, 02:58 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
Even if he was, we'd need Necromancy to animate a T-Rex.
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Jan 24 2011, 04:14 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
3234. I am forbidden from raising zombie t-rexes
3234a. Especially not any named Sue. That is also a rip-off and not a call out. |
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Jan 24 2011, 04:16 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 63 Joined: 23-February 10 Member No.: 18,192 |
3235: My mage will not always wear a leather duster and have a hockey stick foci.
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Jan 24 2011, 04:20 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
3235a: In fact, the hockey stick thing was because the show was so Ghetto that they didn't have the budget for an actual walking stick. The drumstick was stupid as well.
3235b: If your mage is wearing a leather duster, that's because it's a lined duster. That's been around since 2050, after all. |
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Jan 24 2011, 09:17 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 572 Joined: 6-February 09 From: London Uk Member No.: 16,848 |
QUOTE (Teryn180 @ Jan 24 2011, 04:16 AM) 3235: My mage will not always wear a leather duster and have a hockey stick foci. 3235c When referencing something the books take precedent over short lived tv shows. This does not allow me to copy to much though |
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