 And now a running list of things I am not allowed to do in Shadowrun, And now a running list to lift all of our spirits. |
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Immortal Elf  Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392  |
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Jun 23 2012, 05:23 AM)  Twincest is Wincest! I'd find it hilarious if two of my players did this. I would too. I'd even team up as a sibling pair (gender irrelevant) with a good friend. Or a spouse (that'd be hilarious) if I had one. |
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Jun 23 2012, 03:48 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Jun 23 2012, 04:23 AM) This sounds like a story. Everything with you is a story. Share? QUOTE (RelentlessImp @ Jun 23 2012, 04:53 AM) I'll buy the soykaf. C'mon, Canny. Everything is a story with me because I'm a writer. 'Nuff said.I will take the Kaf up if you hit GenCon. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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Jun 23 2012, 04:49 PM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jun 23 2012, 10:48 AM) Everything is a story with me because I'm a writer. 'Nuff said. I will take the Kaf up if you hit GenCon. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) You still owe us the story, now. What the hell is Google Seppuku, and what did your player find that was too illegal for Japan? You like, seriously need to make a "CanRay's Story Thread" thread or something. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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Jun 23 2012, 04:59 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Jun 23 2012, 12:49 PM) What the hell is Google Seppuku This, at least, I can answer: Google Seppuku is when you take some random Japanese kanji and put them into Google image search. Keep scrolling through the images until you find something that makes you wish you never played. Generally takes 12 to 15 pages worth, but occasionally something will happen sooner (English example: "multipart couch" WARNING: not responsible for animated naked cowboy gifs) |
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Jun 26 2012, 09:47 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,579 Joined: 30-May 06 From: SoCal Member No.: 8,626 |
I am not allowed to make any characters in Shadowrun that are in any way based on characters from Archer.
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Jun 26 2012, 09:52 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 583 Joined: 6-November 09 From: MTL Member No.: 17,849 |
QUOTE (X-Kalibur @ Jun 26 2012, 04:47 PM) I am not allowed to make any characters in Shadowrun that are in any way based on characters from Archer. Doing so could very well put you in the Danger Zone™. |
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Jun 26 2012, 11:02 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
5094: I am not allowed to take out my feelings on my players by way of "The Unwinnable Scenario".
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Jun 26 2012, 11:11 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,575 Joined: 5-February 10 Member No.: 18,115 |
You mean a Xanatos Gambit by the big bad?
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Jun 26 2012, 11:27 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 386 Joined: 27-February 12 From: Nebraska, USA Member No.: 50,732 |
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Jun 27 2012, 08:28 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 8-January 10 Member No.: 18,018 |
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Jun 27 2012, 04:05 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
5097: Constantly taunting one player with Mahogany Furniture that he cannot steal while on a 'run is frowned upon, but encouraged by the rest of the group. (This one does have a story.).
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Jun 27 2012, 04:07 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
5098: I am not allowed to play the daughter of another player's character and make his life a living hell.
5098a: Not even if he set himself up for it by taking negative qualities. Like amnesia. Or Dependent. |
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Jun 27 2012, 04:17 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 386 Joined: 27-February 12 From: Nebraska, USA Member No.: 50,732 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jun 27 2012, 11:05 AM) 5097: Constantly taunting one player with Mahogany Furniture that he cannot steal while on a 'run is frowned upon, but encouraged by the rest of the group. (This one does have a story.). STORY...STORY....STORY..... add it to the Uncle CanRay Thread!!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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Jun 28 2012, 07:35 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 770 Joined: 19-August 11 From: Middle-Eastern Europe Member No.: 36,268 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jun 27 2012, 06:05 PM) 5097: Constantly taunting one player with Mahogany Furniture that he cannot steal while on a 'run is frowned upon, but encouraged by the rest of the group. (This one does have a story.). Wait, wasn't that about a hacker who happens to be an antique furniture collector? 5099. While Shadowrun runs on paranoia, I am not allowed to force the players to do complex legwork and area sweeps on a milk run. Even if it's supposed to teach them about the nature of the world. |
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Jun 28 2012, 03:35 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
5099a: I'm also not allowed to combine Shadowrun with the Paranoia RPG.
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Jun 28 2012, 03:42 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,536 Joined: 13-July 09 Member No.: 17,389 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jun 28 2012, 11:35 AM) 5099a: I'm also not allowed to combine Shadowrun with the Paranoia RPG. 5099b: Unless the Paranoia characters are playing Shadowrun. 5099c: Under no circumstances am I allowed to GM a game of Shadowrun of which during one mission the runners must play a game of Paranoia in which the Paranoia characters are playing a game called Shadowrun. |
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Jun 28 2012, 04:19 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jun 28 2012, 11:35 AM) 5099a: I'm also not allowed to combine Shadowrun with the Paranoia RPG. My GM already did this. Sort of. It was a one-shot and one of the PCs was an undercover cop. |
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Jun 28 2012, 04:43 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 197 Joined: 14-July 11 From: Kitchener-Waterloo, Ontario, Canada Member No.: 33,321 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jun 28 2012, 11:35 AM) 5099a: I'm also not allowed to combine Shadowrun with the Paranoia RPG. Why not? Shadowrunners are paranoid by nature and I'm sure most of them would appreciate having backup clones. Of course, it would mean they were working for Deus, but that's a small price to pay, right...? |
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Jun 28 2012, 04:59 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 583 Joined: 6-November 09 From: MTL Member No.: 17,849 |
QUOTE (Grinchy McScrooge @ Jun 28 2012, 11:43 AM) ... Of course, it would mean they were working for Deus ... Who's to say they aren't anyways?The runners in Brainscan did, after all (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) |
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Jun 28 2012, 05:32 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 386 Joined: 27-February 12 From: Nebraska, USA Member No.: 50,732 |
5100: I will not base a Space run on Thriller
5101: I will not make a Ghoul based on MJ that runs around in a white suite and whose nose keeps falling off |
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Jun 28 2012, 05:38 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 209 Joined: 6-June 12 Member No.: 52,675 |
5102: Said ghoul will never ever, ever grab his crotch.
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Jun 28 2012, 05:40 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 138 Joined: 14-July 09 Member No.: 17,394 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jun 28 2012, 10:35 AM) 5099a: I'm also not allowed to combine Shadowrun with the Paranoia RPG. Even if you're playing Renraku: Shutdown? |
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Jun 28 2012, 06:20 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Validating Posts: 2,492 Joined: 19-April 12 Member No.: 51,818 |
QUOTE (TeknoDragon @ Jun 28 2012, 01:40 PM) Even if you're playing Renraku: Shutdown? ESPECIALLY then ...! ;D |
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Jun 30 2012, 04:04 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 386 Joined: 27-February 12 From: Nebraska, USA Member No.: 50,732 |
5103: I will not make a Face based on George Carlin
5103a: The Johnson does NOT want to hear the 7 words you cant say on TV 5103b: Nor does he want to share my opinion on "a fart that could end a marriage" |
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Jun 30 2012, 04:47 PM
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Moving Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 963 Joined: 15-February 11 From: Tir Tairngire Member No.: 21,972 |
5104: Nosferatu Breast Handler.
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