 And now a running list of things I am not allowed to do in Shadowrun, And now a running list to lift all of our spirits. |
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 164 Joined: 8-May 09 Member No.: 17,152  |
2083: The company is called Delek Dragon, not Dalek Dragon
2083a: Said comapny's security drones do not shout EXTERMINATE!! at every opportunity. |
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Dec 31 2009, 12:45 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 256 Joined: 27-July 09 From: Aurora Barrens, Denver Member No.: 17,433 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Dec 30 2009, 07:55 AM)  Fortunately the Build/Repair rules in ShadowRun make things like that a decade long process. Well only for the first few. By the time you have dozens of the things they grow exponentially, if the GM allows. |
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Dec 31 2009, 01:42 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 13 Joined: 16-November 09 Member No.: 17,878 |
2084: I am no longer allowed to hire a hooker to distract a technomancer during a run
2085: I am no longer allowed to spend all of my character creation money on building a Chuck Norris robot. |
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Dec 31 2009, 03:36 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,768 Joined: 31-October 08 From: Redmond (Yes, really) Member No.: 16,558 |
QUOTE (MrOramri @ Dec 30 2009, 06:42 PM) 2084: I am no longer allowed to hire a hooker to distract a technomancer during a run Why not? QUOTE 2085: I am no longer allowed to spend all of my character creation money on building a Chuck Norris robot. AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH! |
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Dec 31 2009, 09:21 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,141 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Neverwhere Member No.: 2,048 |
2086. I am no longer allowed to talk about my surgical fetish or base a character around it.
2087. The doctor isn't in. 2088. I am no longer allowed to take a handful of drugs just to see what happens just because I am bored. (not only does the whole system go boink, but so does the GM) 2089. I am no longer allowed to go to a pharm party. |
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Dec 31 2009, 10:35 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 102 Joined: 2-March 09 From: 67211 Member No.: 16,927 |
QUOTE (Orcus Blackweather @ Dec 30 2009, 06:45 PM) Well only for the first few. By the time you have dozens of the things they grow exponentially, if the GM allows. It only took me six months, since I started with two black-market repair droids at the start of game.Then I bought a small mining planet. That last one was the GM's fault, as far as I was concerned. |
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Jan 2 2010, 09:06 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 164 Joined: 8-May 09 Member No.: 17,152 |
2090: Foam explosives are not to be administered orally.
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Jan 2 2010, 09:10 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 628 Joined: 13-December 09 From: Montreal, Quebec Member No.: 17,963 |
QUOTE ('Sconnie @ Jan 2 2010, 10:06 PM) 2090: Foam explosives are not to be administered orally. Oh that's bad ! |
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Jan 2 2010, 09:35 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 557 Joined: 26-July 09 From: Kent, WA Member No.: 17,426 |
QUOTE ('Sconnie @ Jan 2 2010, 01:06 PM) 2090: Foam explosives are not to be administered orally. 2091: Foam explosives are now 'For external use only'. |
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Jan 3 2010, 09:45 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 164 Joined: 8-May 09 Member No.: 17,152 |
2092: Not allowed to play a free spirit who claims to be the ghost of pitchman Billy Mays.
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Jan 3 2010, 11:02 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 265 Joined: 15-September 08 From: Florida Member No.: 16,346 |
QUOTE ('Sconnie @ Jan 3 2010, 02:45 PM) 2092: Not allowed to play a free spirit who claims to be the ghost of pitchman Billy Mays. He'd make a great Face, though! |
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Jan 4 2010, 07:45 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 687 Joined: 22-October 09 Member No.: 17,783 |
QUOTE ('Sconnie @ Jan 3 2010, 04:45 PM) 2092: Not allowed to play a free spirit who claims to be the ghost of pitchman Billy Mays. 2092a: I am however encouraged to make this as an npc when I gm, and have him be a Mr. J pissed off about the use of his image to sell inferior products! |
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Jan 4 2010, 07:48 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Sixgun_Sage @ Jan 4 2010, 02:45 PM) 2092a: I am however encouraged to make this as an npc when I gm, and have him be a Mr. J pissed off about the use of his image to sell inferior products! Scam, wow! |
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Jan 5 2010, 08:37 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 111 Joined: 21-July 08 Member No.: 16,154 |
2093: When someone says "We need to act fast!" I can't reply with "You're right, get me a clown suit and a shovel!"
2093b: I can't walk around in a clown suit asking kids if they want to find out what I buried underneath my house. (Rules all men can live by, in game or out, really. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) ) |
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Jan 5 2010, 02:38 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 159 Joined: 30-October 09 From: Roseville, MN Member No.: 17,823 |
2094: Multiple doses of LongHaul and Amphetamines are NOT a substitute for Astral Perception.
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Jan 5 2010, 03:57 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,379 Joined: 16-April 02 From: the LI shadows Member No.: 2,607 |
QUOTE (Nightfalke @ Jan 5 2010, 09:38 AM) 2094: Multiple doses of LongHaul and Amphetamines are NOT a substitute for Astral Perception. 2094a: Nor consuming more than 24 oz. of any beverage containing more than 50% Caffiene in one sitting. The 'chipmunk incident' is clear proof of this. 2094b: Caf-Pow is also restricted. |
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Jan 5 2010, 08:45 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 164 Joined: 8-May 09 Member No.: 17,152 |
2095: Any character based on any American Idol finalist will be killed with a Thor Shot at the beginning of play
2095a: If it's based on Sanjaya, Knight Errant's breaking out the tacnukes. |
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Jan 5 2010, 10:04 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 16 Joined: 17-October 09 From: Tir Tangire Member No.: 17,760 |
2096 My character is not allowed to exploit tax shelters to make utterly horrible films and get his production money back.
2097 James Cameron's design for the Na'vi are not elves. 2097a. I will not check to see if the elf glows bright blue. 2097b. If the elf is glowing bright blue, I won't ask about hometree, but will instead call Doc Wagon and inform them they've got a rad case on their hands. 2098 The dragons are, as a rule, a lot older than my character. I am not allowed to call bullshit on them. |
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Jan 5 2010, 11:48 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,768 Joined: 31-October 08 From: Redmond (Yes, really) Member No.: 16,558 |
QUOTE (NeoSilver @ Jan 5 2010, 03:04 PM) 2096 My character is not allowed to exploit tax shelters to make utterly horrible films and get his production money back. <snip> Was that a Producers reference? I love that movie - Gene Wilder FTW ^_^ |
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Jan 6 2010, 01:43 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 557 Joined: 26-July 09 From: Kent, WA Member No.: 17,426 |
QUOTE (NeoSilver @ Jan 5 2010, 02:04 PM) 2098 The dragons are, as a rule, a lot older than my character. I am not allowed to call bullshit on them. 2099 There was only ever one dragon who found my antics amusing, and he's not in this edition. Plan accordingly. |
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Jan 6 2010, 06:13 AM
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Moving Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 583 Joined: 1-October 09 From: France Member No.: 17,693 |
QUOTE (Tyro @ Jan 6 2010, 12:48 AM) Was that a Producers reference? I love that movie - Gene Wilder FTW ^_^ Could be an Uwe Boll reference too. |
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Jan 6 2010, 06:22 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 422 Joined: 14-August 08 Member No.: 16,237 |
2100 i am not allowed to have a Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device filled with acid.
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Jan 9 2010, 04:47 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 164 Joined: 8-May 09 Member No.: 17,152 |
2101: Urban Brawl does not have "Disco Breaks."
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Jan 10 2010, 02:32 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 164 Joined: 8-May 09 Member No.: 17,152 |
2102: I may not request to be paid in "oldyen"
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Jan 10 2010, 03:18 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
2103: I may not create a character with the necessary skills to open a proctology clinic.
(This actually happened in a Serenity game, for some reason it was given more go ahead than using the "I have free money" quality and buying a second spaceship) |
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