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> The words of the prophets..., Are written on the subway walls, and tenement halls...
CanRay
post Sep 10 2009, 12:31 AM
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"Jetblack Lives!"

"Never cut a deal with a Dragon"

"Kilroy was here"

"For a good time, call..."

"NERPS for Graffiti Artists!"

"Spyder Wuz Hear"

We all know the classic Shadowrun Graffiti, but what else do the PCs have to read while staking out the burned out Stuffer Shack that is the meeting place of their Mr. Johnson?
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post Sep 10 2009, 03:17 AM
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Actually, your second one should have gone:

Shoot straight,
Conserve Ammo,
Watch your back,
And never, EVER, deal with a dragon...


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post Sep 10 2009, 04:33 AM
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post Sep 10 2009, 04:42 AM
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There once was a man from Nantucket...
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post Sep 10 2009, 04:58 AM
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    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

    Meddle not in the affairs of mages, for thou art combustible and conduct electricity.

    Go not to the dragons [elves] for counsel, for they will say both no and yes.

    Don't sweat the small stuff. Dwarves, for example.

    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings
    total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me
    and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
    Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

    > Form the possessive of all singular nouns, even those ending in s, with 's. Ex: Tom's, Thomas's, boss's, James's.
    > Form the plural of acronyms and numbers with s, as in CDs, DVDs, 1960s, DMs, etc.
    > "Can not" should be written as "cannot" for clarity. While technically correct, "can not" is ambiguous in practical use.
    > "To loose" means "to let go of or to free." It is not the same as "to lose."
    (done with excellent penmanship, obviously by someone tired of poor grammar in graffiti)

    Those who will not reason are bigots; those who cannot are fools; and those who dare not are slaves.

    To understand others is to be wise,
    But to understand one's self is to be illumined.
    One who overcomes others is strong,
    But he who overcomes himself is mighty.

    Patience is for those who lack a sturdy battleaxe (predator, etc.)

    lacking in sanity, or lacking insanity?
    STRIVE TO BE STRANGE! (i know that i do).

    We enter this world naked, screaming, and covered in blood.
    The fun doesn't have to end there...

    A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords at dawn

    There once was a [person] from [place]
    Whose [body part] was [special case].
    When [event] would occur,
    It would cause [him or her]
    To violate [law of time/space].

    There once was a gal from Racine
    Who invented a f**king machine
    Concave or convex, it would fit either sex
    With attachments for those in between

    Life is like ice cream; enjoy it before it melts.

    Take your eyes off the price and put it on the prize.

    Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant.

    Somewhere, there is a very fat and very naked hairy man jumping up and down in the shower singing a country song. Think about that the next time you ask to be omniscient.

    Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad.

    Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise.

    You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride not to be human.
    -- Hobbes

    Love isn't always hearts and flowers, its broken glass and rusty nails too. (This one is actually by a good friend of mine)

    When "the common good" of a society is regarded as something apart from and superior to the individual good of its members, it means that the good of some men takes precedence over the good of others, with those others consigned to the status of sacrificial animals.
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post Sep 10 2009, 10:27 AM
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The cake is a lie... (like noone saw that coming)
Death from above
Beware of Dropbears
Kill all (trogs, daisyeaters, smoothies)
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post Sep 10 2009, 10:43 AM
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Kilroy was here.
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post Sep 10 2009, 12:04 PM
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FRODO LIVES!!!
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post Sep 10 2009, 12:19 PM
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God Tier: My Tastes
Shit Tier: Your Tastes


Sure, they might say other things in a literal sense, but it all boils down to the above when you start reading between the lines.
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post Sep 10 2009, 12:36 PM
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I am alive and you are dead.
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post Sep 10 2009, 12:52 PM
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It always ends in blood.

You're only as good as the bullet that gets you.

Gain the world, lose your soul.

For a good time call a cab and get out of here.

Look up.

One of you is lying.

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post Sep 10 2009, 02:43 PM
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The [insert AI's name here] is your friend.
Rocks fall, everyone dies.
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post Sep 10 2009, 04:33 PM
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Beware the Scourge! The shadows come.
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post Sep 10 2009, 04:46 PM
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QUOTE (Wacky @ Sep 10 2009, 03:17 AM) *
Actually, your second one should have gone:

Shoot straight,
Conserve Ammo,
Watch your back,
And never, EVER, deal with a dragon...


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THANK GOD someone corrected this. I see it misquoted way too much here.
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post Sep 10 2009, 04:53 PM
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Murda street
King Klown
bullet for da hed
Suck off
Deathrow
5000 nuyen for King Posse
For Life
La Vida Loca


(on a lone star recruitment poster)
Fuck the
LONE STAR

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post Sep 10 2009, 04:56 PM
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Usually graphitti is a mixture of image and tags.

I still think the cock and cunt are going to be the most common image.
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post Sep 10 2009, 05:25 PM
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In one Cyberpunk game, we were stuck in the bad side of town and the only landmark we had was that we were at the corner of "Cock and Balls".

Luckily enough, our Fixer knew that place well enough to send a recovery team of friendly gangers in an armoured "Skool Buz".
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post Sep 10 2009, 05:43 PM
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"The director of this tyrannical establishment is a deviant reprobate with the morals of an inebriated slug."

(Found written on the walls of government buildings in Tir Na Nog.)
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post Sep 10 2009, 05:45 PM
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"Don't eat that yellow snow."
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post Sep 10 2009, 05:58 PM
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QUOTE (Ryusukanku @ Sep 10 2009, 07:43 PM) *
"The director of this tyrannical establishment is a deviant reprobate with the morals of an inebriated slug."

(Found written on the walls of government buildings in Tir Na Nog.)


Please stop denigrating slugs. -Upper managament.
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post Sep 10 2009, 09:26 PM
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Do I hear sirens?!

Soylent Green is FUCKING TASTY!
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post Sep 11 2009, 04:31 AM
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Dwarves... the bite-sized snack.
Garry the Ghoul
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post Sep 11 2009, 02:35 PM
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post Sep 11 2009, 03:05 PM
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"Beware The Devilrat" [or insert random critter here]

"Trolls - Making Your Day Since 2021"
(A line below inserting "+Breaking" with an arrow between Making and Your)

"Every Trog has its day."

(somewhere in Luxemburg)
"Well. This SOX."

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"What's an ork adept dodging bullets while kicking ass? - Multi-Tusking!"

"What's a lone biker on Ghul-turf at night? - Meals on Wheels."

"UGE my ass" - added: "Please, no. Anything, but your ass."
(works with SURGE and any other part of anatomy too.)

"I met Miles Lanier and Richard Villiers on my first run. Also, there was that cyberzombie. Then I realized it was a nightmare. 'Cause I wasn't sleeping."

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Awesome! Hah. I'm picking up that one.
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post Sep 11 2009, 03:25 PM
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Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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