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 Jan 29 2004, 11:02 PM
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Great Dragon  Group: Members Posts: 5,889 Joined: 3-August 03 From: A CPI rank 1 country Member No.: 5,222  |
Oh yeah. |
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Jan 30 2004, 12:07 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 665 Joined: 20-November 03 Member No.: 5,834 |
I believe it's not the number of ninjas together, but rather their clothing that defines their power.
Consider teams in anime movies, 3 ninjas all wearing different outfits with really weird looking designs like checkerboard or infinite ribbons can take 100 ninjas all wearing standard black suits. The truth is obvious, a ninja's power comes from his clothes. Ninjas try to make people think it comes from the inside. That's obviously silly because everybody has an inside, and therefore should have ninja powers, but they don't. However only ninjas have ninja outfits, which give them their powers. The outfit, in turn, gains it's power from it's appearance and when multiple ninjas wear similar costumes it drains the power supply. This is why you can often see 50 ninjas in identical costumes who suck with a leader who has a unique outfit and is worth more than the 50 ninjas combined. In his sleep. It's also why ninjas with really cool outfits seem to be automatically better than ninjas in lame outfits. |
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Jan 30 2004, 02:06 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,047 Joined: 12-November 03 From: Perilously close to the Sioux Nation. Member No.: 5,818 |
Dammit.
PIRATES WITH FEBREEZE! Ha! Eat that, pitiful ninjas! Anyways, My name is moosegod, and I am a troll. HI, MOOSEGOD! |
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Jan 30 2004, 02:17 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 596 Joined: 18-February 03 Member No.: 4,112 |
Does he have an attack dog? |
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Jan 30 2004, 02:59 AM
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Pfft. Ninjas can totally kick pirate ass any day of the week without even thinking about it. |
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Jan 30 2004, 03:10 AM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 17,008 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
Nope. The only animals are attack turkeys that live in forests around pagodas and arguably these living slime-things that stick to the ceiling and then drop down and eat through the floor. ~J |
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Jan 30 2004, 03:22 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 160 Joined: 12-August 03 From: Sulphur, Louisiana Member No.: 5,418 |
Not on the open seas... Nothing can beat a band of pirates out on the open seas... Except a larger band of pirates out on the open seas.. Now, a roving band of ninja-pirates.. *shudders* |
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Jan 30 2004, 03:26 AM
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Open seas means nothing. Ninjas can fly. :) |
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Jan 30 2004, 03:42 AM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 17,008 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
And walk on water. Jesus was a ninja.
~J |
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Jan 30 2004, 03:46 AM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
No he wasn't! He was a pirate who waylaid simple fishermen from the sea. |
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Jan 30 2004, 03:52 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,047 Joined: 12-November 03 From: Perilously close to the Sioux Nation. Member No.: 5,818 |
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Jan 30 2004, 03:56 AM
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Blasphemy! My legion of ultra-trained super-pissed ninja cyborgs will be paying you a visit tonight to teach you a lesson in respect. :vegm: |
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Jan 31 2004, 04:40 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,665 Joined: 26-April 03 From: Sweden Member No.: 4,516 |
Ninjas (common spelling niña) are nothing but girls who haven't passed puberty yet!
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Jan 31 2004, 06:26 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 119 Joined: 15-February 03 From: Europe, Finland, Turku & Åbo Member No.: 4,101 |
K) Physad that can also sling mojo and calls some realy cool spirits because he follows the wujen path.
you were missing that one. (physad with magicans way and some ware) plus that i got tail and i work in the dragon corp. i got gills too and yes, im dual-natured also. don't get any wild ideas or i have to put you down with my gel rounds. (guns dont kill people, i do) so move along before i hack inside to local security grid and put those turrets to better use. |
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Feb 1 2004, 12:17 AM
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Actually, I was thinking of a Free Good Merge Force 10 Bug Spirit invested in an amazing human (straight 9's) HMHVV-I convert with the power of Hidden Life, Sorcery and a whole bunch of other stuff.
Physical Stats = 9 + Force + Spirit Energy + Essence As the Bugs essence is 10, would the maximum essence be 20??? How good... Assuming Spirit Energy 5 you'd be looking at Physical Stats in the 40+ range! Not to mention regeneration, mist form, etc. and the virtual immunity to destruction Hidden Life confers! I'm spraying my load just thinking about this guy. I get to use my bug Venom power at 20S damage code!!! Mmmmm! Reaction is probably around 27, which Bugs (being Critters) use for Melee!!! Combat Pool is more than 30... Plus he can wear armour up the wazoo and use a Vindicator one-handed probably! |
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Feb 1 2004, 03:20 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
Dikoted half-Ghoul/half-Citymasters. I win.
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Feb 1 2004, 05:37 AM
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AH HA! The Unique Costume Ninja Inversity Power Theory explains Batman! A ninja so badassed he doesn't even DRESS like a ninja!!
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Feb 1 2004, 05:55 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 3-October 03 Member No.: 5,677 |
The Century Ferret still whoops all of them, though.
...Furthermore, GORT! |
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Feb 1 2004, 07:59 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 478 Joined: 18-December 03 From: Louisville, KY Member No.: 5,918 |
1) Shadowrunners are mammals.
2) Shadowrunners fight ALL the time. 3) The purpose of a shadowrunner is to flip out and kill people. As for what my true ultimate power is....hmmmm.....A ha! I'm Wiz Kids! I make all rules! |
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Feb 1 2004, 08:07 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 478 Joined: 18-December 03 From: Louisville, KY Member No.: 5,918 |
I agree on the ninja clothing. Just look at Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow versus those lame Ninja Vipers.
And I changed my mind on my true ultimate power. Instead of being Wiz Kids, I'm the PREDATOR OMEGA! I defy Shadowrun itself! |
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Feb 2 2004, 02:21 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 50 Joined: 14-April 03 Member No.: 4,450 |
Solid Snake totally flips out and kills people.... he doesn't dress like a ninja.... further proof for the Inversity theory.
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Feb 2 2004, 03:47 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 101 Joined: 22-October 03 From: Marianna Member No.: 5,753 |
I get ultimate power in two ways.
1. I am the shapeshifting ninja fear me for i am naked. 2. i am dating my gm. :D |
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Feb 2 2004, 03:58 AM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 17,008 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
That would definitely do it.
REM's not kidding about the shapeshifting ninja. The GM for that game houseruled that Shapeshifters bring clothing along with them just to keep from excessive nudity in the course of the game :) ~J |
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Feb 2 2004, 04:08 AM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,065 Joined: 16-January 03 From: Fayetteville, NC Member No.: 3,916 |
I dunno -- half the fun of watching shapeshifters is watching the players realize the "oh frag, I'm nekkid" moment. Nekkid meaning no weapons anywhere, of course. :grinbig: -Siege |
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Feb 2 2004, 04:12 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,049 Joined: 24-March 03 Member No.: 4,323 |
REM:
Is your namey-deal a reference to the band, to the trigun character, or to *something else* ? |
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