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> Advertisments in the Srunworld [[DSDH]], we used to have them... why not again
Caine Hazen
post Oct 13 2009, 02:52 AM
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So I encounter too much whitespace for my own sanity as I was laying out this #1 issue. I solve this, I'm going ahead and adding a few advertisements, old school style. Yes it slows things down, but it makes for a better Mag IMHO.

What I'd like from you my dear readers, is some ideas.. bounce them around here. Ill be watching this to see if there is anything fun I can throw inthe issues to take up some space.

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post Oct 13 2009, 03:00 AM
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post Oct 13 2009, 04:00 AM
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We have to consider what the promulgation of personal, always-on computing tech would do for advertising. I'm thinking that they just don't bother putting any kind of contact info on their adverts since you can just search for it all anyway, and you will most likely.

Random Ideas

White background with a technical-box-thing in the lower-right corner. Blue-black text, centralised, each sentence stacked atop the next: "We made the Matrix. We can make you." Overlaid on the technical-box-thing: "NeoNET."

Armed, threatening metahuman standing in a doorway into dark room, shot from room interior. Large central text: "Thousands of lives are endangered every minute. Is your home safe?" Smaller, corner text: "Weapons World."

Whole body skeletal x-ray, DNA double helix vertically dividing it. Bright white text centered beneath: "Parashield saves millions. Can we save you?"

Solar-eclipse image like that seen in Heroes with semi-transparent overlaid images of general science stuff. Overlaid: "Be new for the new day." Bottom line: "The Singularity Institute is accepting donations."
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post Oct 13 2009, 02:37 PM
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post Oct 13 2009, 05:45 PM
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Are you adding artwork to the adds or just the phrases?
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post Oct 14 2009, 05:05 AM
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post Oct 14 2009, 07:20 PM
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QUOTE (MikeKozar @ Oct 13 2009, 11:05 PM) *
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Wow! Talk about willing to risk it all! You don't think about nanites in your magazine. I love it!
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post Oct 14 2009, 07:26 PM
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QUOTE (MikeKozar @ Oct 14 2009, 01:05 AM) *
BIG CLYDE'S BIG RIDES

The Rolls for Trolls
All-night cab service from Everett to Fort Lewis

No Trip too Short, No Trog too Tall


My character needs this regularly. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)
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post Oct 14 2009, 08:18 PM
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QUOTE (MikeKozar @ Oct 13 2009, 09:05 PM) *
IVAR'S
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(Image of man-sized soybean with legs on beach)

Best Chowder in the 'Plex for 144 years!


That one goes strait to my heart. That would be awesome.
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post Oct 14 2009, 09:51 PM
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post Oct 15 2009, 01:36 AM
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post Oct 15 2009, 02:32 AM
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post Oct 15 2009, 05:47 PM
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post Oct 15 2009, 10:22 PM
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NERPS! Now with more ZILCH!
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post Oct 16 2009, 04:31 AM
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post Oct 16 2009, 07:25 PM
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post Oct 16 2009, 08:08 PM
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QUOTE (MikeKozar @ Oct 16 2009, 02:25 PM) *
The World is In Peril;
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DO YOUR PART!
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So creepy. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)
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post Oct 16 2009, 08:16 PM
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QUOTE (Cheshyr @ Oct 16 2009, 01:08 PM) *


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post Oct 16 2009, 09:55 PM
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QUOTE (The Stray7 @ Oct 16 2009, 12:31 AM) *
Try a burrito
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Hey, in Richmond, VA

There is a "Nacho Mama's" they sponsored my flag football teem that was also called "Nacho Mama's"
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post Oct 19 2009, 12:47 PM
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New date for DH's release yet?
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post Oct 20 2009, 12:09 AM
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QUOTE (Prime Mover @ Oct 19 2009, 07:47 AM) *
New date for DH's release yet?


Nope. More problems cropped up. I'm taking a page from CGL's page at the moment, and simply saying "Soon" and "We'll let you know as soon as we know". TRust me, I want this out, and I wanted it out 2 weeks ago. So we're doing everything we can to move it along. Hoefully we get all these kinks, bugs, and problems worked out with this issue, and #2+ will be much smoother sailing.
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post Oct 22 2009, 10:50 PM
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Good call on that. Also may wanna change the release data thing on the DDH web page.
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post Oct 23 2009, 07:46 AM
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QUOTE (flext @ Oct 22 2009, 05:50 PM) *
Good call on that. Also may wanna change the release data thing on the DDH web page.


Yeah, I need to ping Chrome about that. Been kinda distracted/busy with RL stuff this week. Ugh.
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post Oct 25 2009, 07:47 PM
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QUOTE (Bull @ Oct 19 2009, 05:09 PM) *
Nope. More problems cropped up. I'm taking a page from CGL's page at the moment, and simply saying "Soon" and "We'll let you know as soon as we know". TRust me, I want this out, and I wanted it out 2 weeks ago. So we're doing everything we can to move it along. Hoefully we get all these kinks, bugs, and problems worked out with this issue, and #2+ will be much smoother sailing.



So we're getting roughly the same release date as Duke Nukem: Forever?
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post Oct 26 2009, 02:53 AM
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