What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Options

[hyzmarca]

If a Mr. Johnson offers your character a high-risk morally questionable mission with only a single Klondike Bar as payment, would your character accept it?

How far would your characters go for a Klondike Bar? What is the most dangerous thing they would do for one? What if the most morally questionable thing they would do for one? How far would them compromise themselves for that chocolate-coated icecream goodness?

What about a lifetime suppy supply of Klondike Bars are a coupon that is good for unlimited free Klondike Bars at any store in the world and that can be used as often as you want and never expires?

[Ancient History]

I would cut off your face and wear it as a mask for a Klondike bar.

[WyldKnight]

I would punch a baby into a fine paste then feed it to its mother for that delicious chocolate coated wonder.

[Navar]

I would flip off Lofwyr in person for a Klondike bar, provided that I receive it in advance with the ruling that I must do so within a time limit that takes into account the time it takes to travel to Germany and then score an "Appointment" and that this trip and meeting be monitored via commlink feed.

May seem suicidal, but I'm quite sure Its the first step to becoming immortal.

I'd be the man who flipped of Lofwyr, for a Klondike Bar.

[MikeKozar]

I would rig the next major pay-per-view Urban Brawl event with massive chembombs deploying airborne Bliss. Imagine the fallout as millions of violence-craving viewers watch their favorite head-crackers sit around for two hours talking about their feelings.

I'll take that Klondike bar now, Mr. Johnson.

[MJBurrage]

For a Klondike Bar; nothing.

For a Ben & Jerry's Peace Pop . . .

[Snow_Fox]

I would rig the next major pay-per-view Urban Brawl event with massive chembombs deploying airborne Bliss. Imagine the fallout as millions of violence-craving viewers watch their favorite head-crackers sit around for two hours talking about their feelings.

That is sooo evil. I LOVE IT! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/notworthy.gif)

[Squinky]

I would allow Carrot top to stare at me while I sleep.

[Bull]

I would allow Carrot top to stare at me while I sleep.

We talking early 90's not really funny but still amusing in a dorky, doofy kind of way, or the 2000's "I been mainling 'Roids" Carrot Top?

Either way, hell no. But just checking (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Me, I'm not impressed with Klondike Bars these days. They're like half the size they used to be, and are twice as expensive. Frag that noise.

Bull

[Ophis]

*Checks wiki*

Ah for a Choc Ice I would be willing to pop to the shop and pick one up.

What do you mean missing the point?

[Daylen]

I'd run through the ghoul infested part of bug city wearing nothing but freshly cut bovine parts that are still bleeding.

[SleepIncarnate]

"Do you have the Klondike bar with you now, Mr Johnson?"
"Yes."
"Let me see it."
Johnson pulls out the bar. "Here it is."
Runner shoots Johnson in the face, takes the Klondike bar. "Next time have better pay."

[crash2029]

For a regular Klondike bar? Not much. For a Klondike bar made with pure NERPS? I'd take on a Daspyus Praegrandis (Juggernaught) aremd with a Tiffani Self-Defender loaded with dye marker rounds.

For two NERPS Klondike bars? I'd sign my self over to Aztechnology.

[Squinky]

We talking early 90's not really funny but still amusing in a dorky, doofy kind of way, or the 2000's "I been mainling 'Roids" Carrot Top?

Either way, hell no. But just checking (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Me, I'm not impressed with Klondike Bars these days. They're like half the size they used to be, and are twice as expensive. Frag that noise.

Bull

The 'roid' monster. Really, what he has become is probably the scariest thing I can think of (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

[Olaf Eisengeist ...]

My Dwarven character would ride in a shopping cart towed by a large vehicle down a busy highway munching on that sweet chocolatey square of deliciousness. Ohhhh yeah that is what I would do.

OEM

[JM Hardy]

I would mix cocktails in the Yukon for a Klondike bar.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Jason H.

[last_of_the_grea...]

I would walk through the Redmond Barrens wearing nothing but a sandwich board that said, "I'm walking through the Redmond Barrens with nothing on but a sandwich board for a Klondike bar!"

Of course I would first make arrangements with the company that made Klondike bars to broadcast my trek for signifigant payment and I'd make sure to negotiate addiional payment with each viewing of the trek.

[KnightIII]

I do not have a character, per se... however for a Klondike Bar I would ... *shudder* Listen to my PCs when they complain about mortality rates and impossibility. FOr the lifetime, I might even act on their wishes!

[AKWeaponsSpecial...]

I would mix cocktails in the Yukon for a Klondike bar.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Jason H.

As soon as I can figure out sig's, this will be in it (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

[Digital Heroin]

I would appologize to all of the GMs/Players here I spaced out and dissapeared on here...

...my characters, they're a whole other bag of marbles...

[Kool Kat]

I would take a huge steamy mooky stank dump on the Chief of Lonestar's desk for a KB! I'd almost sell my mom to a traveling band of Ghouls that have a fetish for old smelly feet... almost.

[kjones]

I would hijack a sub-orbital, hack the Zurich Orbital Bank, transfer 1:nuyen: to my account (through a dizzying chain of laundering services), fly back to Earth, and use that money to buy a Klondike bar.

Then I'd fly back into space to eat it. Just for kicks.

[booher]

Use Turn to Goo on a man then sell the goo as some strange shake. Then drop sustaining.

[Celt IMC]

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

This you should do for a Klondike Bar.

[Mikado]

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

This you should do for a Klondike Bar.

Nice!