 Why I Love Dumpshock, Silly one-liners to summarize the whole Dumpshocked thing |
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  Apr 13 2010, 09:44 PM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 200 Joined: 23-March 10 From: Nashville, TN, CAS Member No.: 18,348  |
Here's the rules (yeah, this will last about 5 posts).
Start your post with: Dumpshock is: and then summarize it in one (humorous) sentence. -M&P |
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Apr 13 2010, 09:44 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 200 Joined: 23-March 10 From: Nashville, TN, CAS Member No.: 18,348 |
Dumpshock is:
A party of shadowrunners that include a Lone Star Cop riding a Unicorn, a werewolf with questionable sexual preferences, a drop bear and the ADAM AI on a mission to see the Tiger Eyes Magic Belly Button Jewel. |
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Apr 13 2010, 09:48 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
Dumpshock is:
Seattle at 3 AM in a cold November rain after six straight hours of planning, in anticipation of six minutes of mayhem and chaos. |
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Apr 13 2010, 11:04 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 704 Joined: 20-November 06 From: The seemingly unknown area of land between Seattle and Idaho. Member No.: 9,910 |
Dumpshock is:
Ancient History's sig. (Face it you fraggers, Dumpshock is a sub-divided, pain-wracked, schizophrenic, self-serving, epileptic, sado-masochist haven for the divinely warped.) |
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Apr 13 2010, 11:06 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 704 Joined: 20-November 06 From: The seemingly unknown area of land between Seattle and Idaho. Member No.: 9,910 |
Dumpshock is:
A sanity-blasting horror in text format. |
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Apr 13 2010, 11:20 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 181 Joined: 8-July 09 From: The Caribbean League Member No.: 17,367 |
Dumpshock Is:
a black background with grey boxes and bright green highlights everywhere. |
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Apr 13 2010, 11:36 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,899 Joined: 29-October 09 From: Leiden, the Netherlands Member No.: 17,814 |
Dumpshock is:
Storming into a building, littering it with grenades, getting 15 hits on an Intimidation test, and then finding out your enemies haven't been there in half a year. |
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Apr 13 2010, 11:36 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
Dumpshock is a dude in a black trenchcoat sporting a pink Mohawk and mirrorshades.
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Apr 13 2010, 11:37 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 448 Joined: 20-July 09 From: Detroit Member No.: 17,413 |
Dumpshock Is:
A haven for those outcast from everyday life who delve into the depths of astral space and the matrix to perceive the world of the future owned by the AAA Corporations, and when the future gets fragged, it'll be the people of dumpshock who will know what to do. |
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Apr 13 2010, 11:46 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Belvidere @ Apr 13 2010, 07:37 PM)  and when the future gets fragged, it'll be the people of dumpshock who will know what to do. Reminds me of a quote I heard on the radio, something to the effect of: "When people hear about your book* they're either going to stick their fingers in their ears and go 'Lalalalala' or go down into their basement and oil their guns because the apocalypse is upon us." *As I was leaving work, so I missed the title of the book, it was about the economy though. |
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Apr 13 2010, 11:50 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 492 Joined: 28-July 09 Member No.: 17,440 |
Dumpshock is:
Really painful for your brain and you should really try to log out properly in the future. Silly thing is, I think that bad pun works on a couple levels. |
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Apr 14 2010, 12:13 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,705 Joined: 5-October 09 From: You are in a clearing Member No.: 17,722 |
Dumpshock is a whirlwind of teeth that just wants to be friends.
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Apr 14 2010, 12:30 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 60 Joined: 13-July 03 From: Scotsprawl Member No.: 4,923 |
Nebis..... soreeee (IMG:style_emoticons/default/twirl.gif)
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Apr 14 2010, 01:33 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,328 Joined: 2-April 07 From: The Center of the Universe Member No.: 11,360 |
Dumpshock is:
A bunch of threads that never stay on topic, explain everything, and describes nothing. |
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Apr 14 2010, 01:37 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 560 Joined: 4-March 06 From: Pueblo Corporate Council Member No.: 8,332 |
Dumpshock is:
A bunch of magicians arguing about whose tradition is best. |
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Apr 14 2010, 01:38 AM
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Canon Companion Group: Members Posts: 8,021 Joined: 2-March 03 From: The Morgue, Singapore LTG Member No.: 4,187 |
Dumpshock is:
My home on the internet and where I get my Shadowrun fix. |
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Apr 14 2010, 01:42 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 312 Joined: 3-March 10 Member No.: 18,237 |
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Apr 14 2010, 02:12 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 272 Joined: 5-April 10 Member No.: 18,416 |
Where Trollmen go to die.
OR The world's largest online gathering of people who hate Loren L Coleman and yet will continue to make him richer because, hey, the product is that good. OR 18,450 rabid, maladjusted Shadowrun fans with 55,350 opinions on any given subject. OR QUOTE (MindandPen @ Apr 13 2010, 05:44 PM) Dumpshock is: A party of shadowrunners that include a Lone Star Cop riding a Unicorn, a werewolf with questionable sexual preferences, a drop bear and the ADAM AI on a mission to see the Tiger Eyes Magic Belly Button Jewel. LOL - I'm not sure what could top that one. |
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Apr 14 2010, 02:14 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (augmentin @ Apr 13 2010, 10:12 PM) 18,450 rabid, maladjusted Shadowrun fans with 55,350 opinions on any given subject. "Ask 100 people for an opinion and receive 101 different answers." |
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Apr 14 2010, 02:15 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,756 Joined: 17-January 09 From: Va Beach , CAS Member No.: 16,787 |
Dumpshock is:
The longest, slowest argument you will ever find yourself in |
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Apr 14 2010, 02:23 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Red-ROM @ Apr 13 2010, 10:15 PM) Dumpshock is: The longest, slowest argument you will ever find yourself in Nah. Only the second most painful. The most was some religious nut who was claiming that he met a dragon in the Iraq desert who was a direct agent of the Christian god who's job was to eat sinners. |
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Apr 14 2010, 02:30 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,756 Joined: 17-January 09 From: Va Beach , CAS Member No.: 16,787 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Apr 13 2010, 09:23 PM) Nah. Only the second most painful. The most was some religious nut who was claiming that he met a dragon in the Iraq desert who was a direct agent of the Christian god who's job was to eat sinners. Getting off topic a bit, as i feel obligated to do, I once talked to a guy who said he was a christian scientist and that the world used to be completely covered with trees surrounded by an ice shield. (No offense to Christian scientists) It took me an hour to slowly crawl out of that conversation. |
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Apr 14 2010, 02:38 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Red-ROM @ Apr 13 2010, 10:30 PM) Getting off topic a bit, as i feel obligated to do, I once talked to a guy who said he was a christian scientist and that the world used to be completely covered with trees surrounded by an ice shield. (No offense to Christian scientists) It took me an hour to slowly crawl out of that conversation. That's pretty bad, but I still think mine was worse, but attempting to explain would make me look like a nut job too. Lets just say that he directly stated that all of the personal beliefs I have were blatantly wrong and that I would be on this Iraq dragon's "most wanted dishes" list because of them.* And the reason I held such beliefs were because I was trying to hide from the dragon. Also, the guy is (supposedly) writing the dragon's memoir. Took me a week or more to claw my way out of that flamewar. *I'm (already) going to hell in a handbasket, but for different reasons. |
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Apr 14 2010, 02:45 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 258 Joined: 31-January 08 Member No.: 15,593 |
Dumpshock is:
Poets, scholars, and monkeys Flinging poo. |
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Apr 14 2010, 02:50 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 122 Joined: 5-June 08 From: Alabama Member No.: 16,041 |
Dumpshock Is: A list of ways to make newer more munchkiny characters
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