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MindandPen
post Apr 13 2010, 09:44 PM
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Here's the rules (yeah, this will last about 5 posts).

Start your post with:

Dumpshock is:

and then summarize it in one (humorous) sentence.


-M&P
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MindandPen
post Apr 13 2010, 09:44 PM
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Dumpshock is:

A party of shadowrunners that include a Lone Star Cop riding a Unicorn, a werewolf with questionable sexual preferences, a drop bear and the ADAM AI on a mission to see the Tiger Eyes Magic Belly Button Jewel.
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Ancient History
post Apr 13 2010, 09:48 PM
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Dumpshock is:

Seattle at 3 AM in a cold November rain after six straight hours of planning, in anticipation of six minutes of mayhem and chaos.
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crash2029
post Apr 13 2010, 11:04 PM
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Dumpshock is:

Ancient History's sig.

(Face it you fraggers, Dumpshock is a sub-divided, pain-wracked, schizophrenic, self-serving, epileptic, sado-masochist haven for the divinely warped.)
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crash2029
post Apr 13 2010, 11:06 PM
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Dumpshock is:

A sanity-blasting horror in text format.
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Khyron
post Apr 13 2010, 11:20 PM
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Dumpshock Is:

a black background with grey boxes and bright green highlights everywhere.
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Ascalaphus
post Apr 13 2010, 11:36 PM
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Dumpshock is:

Storming into a building, littering it with grenades, getting 15 hits on an Intimidation test, and then finding out your enemies haven't been there in half a year.
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Draco18s
post Apr 13 2010, 11:36 PM
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Dumpshock is a dude in a black trenchcoat sporting a pink Mohawk and mirrorshades.
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post Apr 13 2010, 11:37 PM
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Dumpshock Is:

A haven for those outcast from everyday life who delve into the depths of astral space and the matrix to perceive the world of the future owned by the AAA Corporations, and when the future gets fragged, it'll be the people of dumpshock who will know what to do.
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post Apr 13 2010, 11:46 PM
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QUOTE (Belvidere @ Apr 13 2010, 07:37 PM) *
and when the future gets fragged, it'll be the people of dumpshock who will know what to do.


Reminds me of a quote I heard on the radio, something to the effect of:

"When people hear about your book* they're either going to stick their fingers in their ears and go 'Lalalalala' or go down into their basement and oil their guns because the apocalypse is upon us."

*As I was leaving work, so I missed the title of the book, it was about the economy though.
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post Apr 13 2010, 11:50 PM
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Dumpshock is:
Really painful for your brain and you should really try to log out properly in the future.


Silly thing is, I think that bad pun works on a couple levels.
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post Apr 14 2010, 12:13 AM
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Dumpshock is a whirlwind of teeth that just wants to be friends.
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post Apr 14 2010, 12:30 AM
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Nebis..... soreeee (IMG:style_emoticons/default/twirl.gif)
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post Apr 14 2010, 01:33 AM
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Dumpshock is:

A bunch of threads that never stay on topic, explain everything, and describes nothing.
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post Apr 14 2010, 01:37 AM
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Dumpshock is:

A bunch of magicians arguing about whose tradition is best.
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post Apr 14 2010, 01:38 AM
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Dumpshock is:

My home on the internet and where I get my Shadowrun fix.
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post Apr 14 2010, 01:42 AM
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Dumpshock is:

My home away from home! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/spin.gif)
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post Apr 14 2010, 02:12 AM
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Where Trollmen go to die.

OR

The world's largest online gathering of people who hate Loren L Coleman and yet will continue to make him richer because, hey, the product is that good.

OR

18,450 rabid, maladjusted Shadowrun fans with 55,350 opinions on any given subject.

OR

QUOTE (MindandPen @ Apr 13 2010, 05:44 PM) *
Dumpshock is:

A party of shadowrunners that include a Lone Star Cop riding a Unicorn, a werewolf with questionable sexual preferences, a drop bear and the ADAM AI on a mission to see the Tiger Eyes Magic Belly Button Jewel.


LOL - I'm not sure what could top that one.
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Draco18s
post Apr 14 2010, 02:14 AM
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QUOTE (augmentin @ Apr 13 2010, 10:12 PM) *
18,450 rabid, maladjusted Shadowrun fans with 55,350 opinions on any given subject.


"Ask 100 people for an opinion and receive 101 different answers."
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post Apr 14 2010, 02:15 AM
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Dumpshock is:

The longest, slowest argument you will ever find yourself in
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Draco18s
post Apr 14 2010, 02:23 AM
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QUOTE (Red-ROM @ Apr 13 2010, 10:15 PM) *
Dumpshock is:

The longest, slowest argument you will ever find yourself in


Nah. Only the second most painful.

The most was some religious nut who was claiming that he met a dragon in the Iraq desert who was a direct agent of the Christian god who's job was to eat sinners.
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post Apr 14 2010, 02:30 AM
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QUOTE (Draco18s @ Apr 13 2010, 09:23 PM) *
Nah. Only the second most painful.

The most was some religious nut who was claiming that he met a dragon in the Iraq desert who was a direct agent of the Christian god who's job was to eat sinners.

Getting off topic a bit, as i feel obligated to do, I once talked to a guy who said he was a christian scientist and that the world used to be completely covered with trees surrounded by an ice shield. (No offense to Christian scientists) It took me an hour to slowly crawl out of that conversation.
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post Apr 14 2010, 02:38 AM
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QUOTE (Red-ROM @ Apr 13 2010, 10:30 PM) *
Getting off topic a bit, as i feel obligated to do, I once talked to a guy who said he was a christian scientist and that the world used to be completely covered with trees surrounded by an ice shield. (No offense to Christian scientists) It took me an hour to slowly crawl out of that conversation.


That's pretty bad, but I still think mine was worse, but attempting to explain would make me look like a nut job too.

Lets just say that he directly stated that all of the personal beliefs I have were blatantly wrong and that I would be on this Iraq dragon's "most wanted dishes" list because of them.* And the reason I held such beliefs were because I was trying to hide from the dragon.

Also, the guy is (supposedly) writing the dragon's memoir.

Took me a week or more to claw my way out of that flamewar.

*I'm (already) going to hell in a handbasket, but for different reasons.
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post Apr 14 2010, 02:45 AM
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Dumpshock is:

Poets, scholars, and monkeys

Flinging poo.
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post Apr 14 2010, 02:50 AM
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Dumpshock Is: A list of ways to make newer more munchkiny characters
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