 Why I Love Dumpshock, Silly one-liners to summarize the whole Dumpshocked thing |
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 Apr 14 2010, 03:23 AM
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Target  Group: Members Posts: 58 Joined: 2-November 09 Member No.: 17,829  |
Dumpshock is: A 20 page thread where your players pick one reply and use it as gospel to defend their munchkin-ness.
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Apr 14 2010, 03:49 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 152 Joined: 12-January 10 Member No.: 18,033 |
Dumpshock is: a bunch of posters that deride 'munchkins', not realizing that optimization and roleplay are not mutually exclusive.
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Apr 14 2010, 03:56 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 292 Joined: 21-February 07 Member No.: 11,050 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Apr 13 2010, 10:23 PM)  Nah. Only the second most painful. The most was some religious nut who was claiming that he met a dragon in the Iraq desert who was a direct agent of the Christian god who's job was to eat sinners. Sounds like a idea for a high level run. |
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Apr 14 2010, 04:04 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Fabe @ Apr 13 2010, 11:56 PM) Sounds like a idea for a high level run. Except the dragon doesn't eat you because you have a "Historian" badge on your shoulder. Instead of, you know, eating sinners, and writing its own memoirs (it is immortal,* so what's it care about how long it takes?) *Speaking of which, why doesn't it just rampage around the middle east eating everyone left right and center? It is immortal. |
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Apr 14 2010, 04:11 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 332 Joined: 15-February 10 From: CMU Member No.: 18,163 |
Dumpshock is:
The feeling you get when your twin Ares Crusaders modded for full-auto and loaded with APDS slide out of your twin cyberarm slides and everything is right with the world. |
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Apr 14 2010, 04:14 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (kjones @ Apr 14 2010, 12:11 AM) everything is right with the world. I keep hitting the shift key... |
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Apr 14 2010, 04:18 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 560 Joined: 4-March 06 From: Pueblo Corporate Council Member No.: 8,332 |
Dumpshock is:
The feeling you get when your twin Ares Crusaders modded for full-auto and loaded with APDS slide out of your twin cyberarm slides and the clips accidentally eject. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) |
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Apr 14 2010, 04:37 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 595 Joined: 20-January 09 Member No.: 16,795 |
Dumpshock is swordfish mustardball.
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Apr 14 2010, 05:42 AM
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Grumpy Old Ork Decker Group: Admin Posts: 3,794 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Orwell, Ohio Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Dwight @ Apr 13 2010, 11:37 PM) Dumpshock is swordfish mustardball. Indeed. |
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Apr 14 2010, 05:48 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 272 Joined: 5-April 10 Member No.: 18,416 |
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Apr 14 2010, 06:19 AM
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Shadow Cartographer Group: Members Posts: 3,737 Joined: 2-June 06 From: Secret Tunnels under the UK (South West) Member No.: 8,636 |
Dumpshock, is us. |
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Apr 14 2010, 06:55 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 265 Joined: 15-September 08 From: Florida Member No.: 16,346 |
Dumpshock is the insanity that keeps me sane in an insane world.
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Apr 14 2010, 07:10 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 308 Joined: 17-March 10 Member No.: 18,303 |
QUOTE (Red_Cap @ Apr 14 2010, 01:55 AM) Dumpshock is the insanity that keeps me sane in an insane world. Dumpshock is: the place where I'm really worried what qualifies as insanity for Red_Cap, if this place is keeping him/her sane. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) |
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Apr 14 2010, 07:19 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 265 Joined: 15-September 08 From: Florida Member No.: 16,346 |
QUOTE (Dread Moores @ Apr 14 2010, 12:10 AM) Dumpshock is: the place where I'm really worried what qualifies as insanity for Red_Cap, if this place is keeping him/her sane. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) At the moment, Iraq. Rockets and mortars and AKs, oh my! |
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Apr 14 2010, 10:36 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 80 Joined: 18-August 08 From: Germany Member No.: 16,249 |
Dumbshock is... the place where you can forget to watch your back, miss a target, waste ammo and cut deals with the occasional dragon and still live to see how others carefully elaborate what you've done wrong.
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Apr 14 2010, 10:51 AM
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Mr. Johnson Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,148 Joined: 27-February 06 From: UCAS Member No.: 8,314 |
Dumpshock is:
... the measuring stick I use to see how well I'm writing for Shadowrun: the less my work is discussed, the better I'm doing. |
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Apr 14 2010, 01:00 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 1,989 Joined: 28-July 09 From: Somewhere along the brazilian coast Member No.: 17,437 |
I'm stunned no one said it yet:
Dumpshock is: Better than NERPS. |
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Apr 14 2010, 01:06 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,245 Joined: 27-April 07 From: Running the streets of Southeast Virginia Member No.: 11,548 |
QUOTE (Brazilian_Shinobi @ Apr 14 2010, 09:00 AM) I'm stunned no one said it yet: Dumpshock is: Better than NERPS. No no no... Dumpshock IS NERPS! |
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Apr 14 2010, 01:57 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 272 Joined: 5-April 10 Member No.: 18,416 |
QUOTE (Red_Cap @ Apr 14 2010, 03:19 AM) At the moment, Iraq. Rockets and mortars and AKs, oh my! Thank you for your service. |
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Apr 14 2010, 02:02 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 1,755 Joined: 5-September 06 From: UCAS Member No.: 9,313 |
QUOTE (Ancient History @ Apr 13 2010, 05:48 PM) Dumpshock is: Seattle at 3 AM in a cold November rain after six straight hours of planning, in anticipation of six minutes of mayhem and chaos. Dumpshock is the 6 hour heated discussion the team has before finally just settling on 6 minutes of chaos. Alternate Dumpshock is at the top of my history list due to obsessive visits. |
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Apr 14 2010, 02:37 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 184 Joined: 6-January 05 From: Missouri USA Member No.: 6,941 |
Dumpshock is People!
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Apr 14 2010, 03:17 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
Dumpshock is:
the reason we all are on a government watch list. a place where everybody knows your (street)name. my homepage. where a PAC, napalm, and a nerve agent are viable druggie deterent methods. |
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Apr 14 2010, 04:56 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 199 Joined: 11-March 10 Member No.: 18,276 |
QUOTE (Aaron @ Apr 14 2010, 03:51 AM) Dumpshock is: ... the measuring stick I use to see how well I'm writing for Shadowrun: the less my work is discussed, the better I'm doing. You know, that's kinda sad... Dumpshock is: a place where the thin skinned run away crying and you're left with people who can actually have a discussion without constantly worrying about PC landmines. |
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Apr 14 2010, 10:51 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 704 Joined: 20-November 06 From: The seemingly unknown area of land between Seattle and Idaho. Member No.: 9,910 |
QUOTE (Wandering One @ Apr 14 2010, 11:56 AM) Dumpshock is: a place where the thin skinned run away crying and you're left with people who can actually have a discussion without constantly worrying about PC landmines. That's why I use a Mac! (I don't actually) Dumpshock is: a hydra with severe dissociative identity disorder and moderate Tourettes. On acid. |
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Apr 14 2010, 11:33 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
Dumpshock is:
Burning not only all YOUR edge, but the edge of everyone in the party, just to hear the other poster say, "You're right, I guess I read the rules wrong." |
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