 Shadowrun Puns, The Horror! The HORROR! |
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 Feb 17 2004, 02:56 AM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 20-October 03 Member No.: 5,740  |
So. I was thinking: we obviously have some punsters out there, so I propose seeing who can come up with the best Shadowrun-related story-pun. I'm talking the worst, Spider Robinson-esque sneak-up-and-kill-you shaggy dog stories you can think of. I'll probably come up with something shortly, but wanted to put this out there.
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Feb 17 2004, 03:05 AM
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Beetle Eater Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,797 Joined: 3-June 02 From: Oblivion City Member No.: 2,826 |
Get a Kludde, K1tsune. You cat go wrong.
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Feb 17 2004, 03:21 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 184 Joined: 1-January 04 Member No.: 5,948 |
Shaman needed a change of pace. For the last several weeks she had spent the evenings at home catching up on work. There was nothing shiny and new going on in her life. She needed to strach her wings.
She told her roommate she was going out for the night. At first her roommate thought it was a bad idea, they both had to be at work early in the morning. But eventually the shaman convincer her roommate that it would be a good idea after all. So, what did she finally out and do? [ Spoiler ]
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Feb 17 2004, 03:36 AM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 17,006 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
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~J |
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Feb 17 2004, 03:39 AM
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Canon Companion Group: Members Posts: 8,021 Joined: 2-March 03 From: The Morgue, Singapore LTG Member No.: 4,187 |
I dont get it either...
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Feb 17 2004, 03:40 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 20-October 03 Member No.: 5,740 |
[ Spoiler ]
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Feb 17 2004, 03:41 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 101 Joined: 5-March 03 From: Wouldn't you like to know? Member No.: 4,203 |
That had to be the worst joke I ever heard....... but yet I still chuckled at it. I must be sick in the head.
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Feb 17 2004, 03:42 AM
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Canon Companion Group: Members Posts: 8,021 Joined: 2-March 03 From: The Morgue, Singapore LTG Member No.: 4,187 |
*Ha*sarcasm*ha*sarcasm*ha*
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Feb 17 2004, 03:45 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 20-October 03 Member No.: 5,740 |
Well, it was what I was looking for.
I'm so tempted to steal/convert some Callahan's puns just to get peoples' juices flowing. OMG. I have the perfect one to convert. |
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Feb 17 2004, 03:47 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 20-October 03 Member No.: 5,740 |
Stolen short, as I work on a greater one:
Universal Brotherhood hot dog stand: "We'll make you one with the works." |
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Feb 17 2004, 03:51 AM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 17,006 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
No no, I got it. I definitely got it. I was wishing I hadn't. ~J |
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Feb 17 2004, 03:56 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 20-October 03 Member No.: 5,740 |
This just in:
Reasearchers in the remote reaches of the Sahara desert have recently stumbled upon an enormous humanoid, three miles high and made of sandstone. At first, it was mistaken for an immense statue erected by some strange magical force, for it just squats motionless in the desolate desert, exhibiting no outward sign of life. It has legs, but it never rises to walk on them. It has a mouth, but never eats or speaks. It has what appears to be a fully functional brain the size of corporate arcology, but the organ lies dormant, electrochemical activity at a standstill. Yet it lives. This puzzles the hell out of scientists and mages of all sorts, who try everything they can think of to get some sign of life from the behemoth- in vain. It just squats, motionless and seemingly thoughtless, until one day a Parazoologist, frustrated beyond endurance, screams, "How could evolution, or even magic give legs, mouth, and brain to a creature that doesn't use them?!" It happens that he's the first one to ask a direct question in the thing's presence. It rises with a thunderous rumble to its full height, scattering the clouds, thinks for a second, booms, "IT COULDN'T," and squats down again. "Migod," exclaims the parazoologist, "of course! [ Spoiler ] Edit: Stolen from Spider Robinson, and just changed from SF to Shadowrun terms. He deserves credit for this masterpiece, not I. |
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Feb 17 2004, 04:10 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 334 Joined: 17-November 03 From: Texas Member No.: 5,828 |
Not really Shadowrun related, but it came up last night. I was describing to a friend of mine how to best stay unharmed in large jumbles of fighting people, and I was having a hard time putting into words how to stand on the outside of the fight and pluck people off as they come to the outside of the group. Finally, I remembered that he is in school studying to be an electrical engineer, and a physics example came to me.
"You're just plucking them out of the valence, Matt." The three guys (all in physics heavy majors) laugh, and Matt's wife groans. I said, "Sorry. It's just ionic humor." |
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Feb 17 2004, 04:13 AM
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Beetle Eater Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,797 Joined: 3-June 02 From: Oblivion City Member No.: 2,826 |
I'm surprised she didn't geek you, but, then again, I guess she didn't have too.
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Feb 17 2004, 04:14 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 20-October 03 Member No.: 5,740 |
*groan* |
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Feb 17 2004, 04:58 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 348 Joined: 20-June 03 Member No.: 4,782 |
I will try to change my ways to be more like a rat shaman by living off of garbage, but I don't think I can.
I am hoping to win the lame pun award with this one. :lick: |
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Feb 17 2004, 05:11 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 348 Joined: 20-June 03 Member No.: 4,782 |
What do you call a group of kids packing food in fabric?
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Feb 17 2004, 12:10 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 101 Joined: 22-October 03 From: Marianna Member No.: 5,753 |
'm not so good with puns...
But hey So this guy goes out looking to get laid. After several hours of searching he finds a quite atractive woman to go home with him. They have sex multiple times. They next morning he wakes up and finds the woman gone and a small house cat in his bed. His flatmate who is already up and laughs and says, "Looks like you got some Pussy last night." *doges any and all flying objects* |
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Feb 17 2004, 03:00 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 611 Joined: 21-October 03 From: Yorkshire Toxic Zone Member No.: 5,752 |
I'll repost the horrifyingly bad pun I put on another thread:
What do you get when you recycle a chinese mage? REjen! ...As oppose to WUjen...? well. He said he wanted bad puns. That IS the worst one I can think of... |
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Feb 17 2004, 03:02 PM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 17,006 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
She, actually :D ~J |
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Feb 17 2004, 03:27 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 518 Joined: 24-February 03 From: Tucson Member No.: 4,153 |
Yea right. We all know women don't play role playing games. ;) :D |
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Feb 17 2004, 03:29 PM
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This was one of nezumi's from the "flaw/skill" thread:
It's that bad it had to be put here... |
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Feb 17 2004, 03:45 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 184 Joined: 1-January 04 Member No.: 5,948 |
Saving Throw for Half Cooties - Gaming and the Femininely Advantaged and leave it at that (this is also a very good article for those boyfriends and husbands trying to get their girlfriends and wives into gaming) |
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Feb 17 2004, 03:56 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 518 Joined: 24-February 03 From: Tucson Member No.: 4,153 |
I was joking Sable. My gaming group has four women in it as it is. :) |
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Feb 17 2004, 04:06 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 72 Joined: 8-September 03 From: Tempe, AZ Member No.: 5,596 |
yea, all npcs :P
lol! |
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