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> Prove you're not a spambot, And get off new member probation quicker
Method
post Jun 30 2010, 03:57 AM
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Hello,

In an effort to reduce the number of "How do I get off probation?" threads I'm going to start this here thread so new members can introduce themselves, chat with other noobs, make some friends and get a few posts under their belts. If you're especially well behaved and dont appear to be selling Viagra, a mod might wander through periodically and bump you up to Member status.

Remember: Conserve ammo, shoot straight and read the Terms of Service before posting.

Welcome to Dumpshock.
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Adam
post Jun 30 2010, 05:54 AM
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And remember that if you are selling viagra, any discount smaller than 70% is not competitive.
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Faraday
post Jun 30 2010, 07:46 AM
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This is a good idea, I like it.

Also, I never buy viagra at less than a 95% discount.
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Stahlseele
post Jun 30 2010, 11:31 AM
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Or, they could just write the limitations into the registration form and people sign up knowing it and start posting untill they can do stuff?
And write it into the page where people can't du stuff untill they have reached the 10 needed postings too?
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Mr. Mage
post Jun 30 2010, 01:07 PM
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QUOTE (Faraday @ Jun 30 2010, 03:46 AM) *
This is a good idea, I like it.

Also, I never buy viagra at less than a 95% discount.

Screw that! I want my Viagra free.
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nezumi
post Jun 30 2010, 01:29 PM
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Hey guys, great resource!

I found hot source of Russian NERPS at 105% discount price! Check it out.
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Caine Hazen
post Jun 30 2010, 02:42 PM
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Psst... Method; posts here are not counted in post numbers, or most of the mods would be much higher in count
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kxU
post Jun 30 2010, 03:58 PM
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so...anyone wanna buy some viagra?
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Grinder
post Jun 30 2010, 04:38 PM
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What's the discount?
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Bull
post Jun 30 2010, 05:04 PM
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Caine: I think the idea is that someone can post in here, and the mods will "unlock" their account, so they can get off probation early. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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Martin_DeVries_I...
post Jun 30 2010, 05:52 PM
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Glad to see Method's great idea has already FREE CREDIT REPORTS been de-railed and turned into a Viagra depot.
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Endroren
post Jun 30 2010, 07:27 PM
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QUOTE (Method @ Jun 29 2010, 10:57 PM) *
I'm going to start this here thread so new members can introduce themselves, chat with other noobs, make some friends and get a few posts under their belts.


I'll start!

I am Dr. Maheer Najeera. I am from Nigeria. I am requesting the assistance of your good person with a matter of importance financial.

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Doc Chase
post Jun 30 2010, 07:53 PM
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QUOTE (Endroren @ Jun 30 2010, 08:27 PM) *
I'll start!

I am Dr. Maheer Najeera. I am from Nigeria. I am requesting the assistance of your good person with a matter of importance financial.

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)


You tried to rent a house to me, you bastard.

If it wasn't for the 'petroleum land in West Africa', I would've been out some serious moneys.
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rstehwien
post Jun 30 2010, 08:29 PM
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I'm looking forward to being off double secret probation... having a profile and such. Never thought 10 posts (or whatever it is) would be hard to reach.

Haven't played Shadowrun since second edition 15+ years ago. Soon to run a 4A game.
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post Jun 30 2010, 09:16 PM
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QUOTE (rstehwien @ Jun 30 2010, 01:29 PM) *
I'm looking forward to being off double secret probation... having a profile and such. Never thought 10 posts (or whatever it is) would be hard to reach.

Haven't played Shadowrun since second edition 15+ years ago. Soon to run a 4A game.

I absolutely felt the same way. The concept of getting 10 posts seemed very hard to reach--it was like being at a party where you only know one person. You don't really want to "butt in" on any of the conversations...
But now look. Been here less than a month and over 100 comments. None of them actually advance any of the conversations, mind you... But don't worry. You'll get there.
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Doc Chase
post Jun 30 2010, 09:22 PM
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*coughs*

You and I joined the same day, and it seems I have a lot more nothing to say than you do. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)
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Martin_DeVries_I...
post Jun 30 2010, 09:31 PM
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Damn! Out-irrelevanted! (Irrelevancied? Irrelev...ant.. irrelevantasted?)
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Gamer6432
post Jun 30 2010, 09:57 PM
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Welcome to Dumpshock Endroren and rstehwien. I hope you enjoyed your sanity, you'll soon lose it here (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)


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Wandering One
post Jun 30 2010, 10:13 PM
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QUOTE (Martin_DeVries_Institute @ Jun 30 2010, 02:31 PM) *
Damn! Out-irrelevanted! (Irrelevancied? Irrelev...ant.. irrelevantasted?)


You can taste Irrelevancy?! Shwaeeet.

Now, allow me to introduce you to my new product, the Sham-Wow. Watch how it soaks up enough water to douse FOUR flame wars at once! Even through a carpet!
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Azmo
post Jul 1 2010, 04:31 AM
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Here is the official first post of Azmo.

He is neither a technocritter or a member of the hacker elite.

He was a lurker, and will now stop referring to himself in the third person.

Howdy folks.
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Jay Mitsuru
post Jul 1 2010, 11:31 AM
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I like to follow what other people are doing. It makes me feel safe.
I'm Jay Mitsuru, currently in South Korea and separated from my homies in #s-run over on Undernet. I get excited about silly things like soy-cakes that mimic the texture of chicken and circuitry built into contact lenses and cats with prosthetic paws.
I've been jonesing for some SR4 for nearly a year, but so far all I've managed to do is find a GM for Classic D&D.
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Mr. Mage
post Jul 1 2010, 01:50 PM
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Welcome Jay and Azmo...You will waste much time here...so say goodbye to your loved ones now...
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Terminax
post Jul 1 2010, 09:34 PM
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I play with the mean dogs at the Frontier, but I like watching the histrionics going on with the CGL situation.
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Mesh
post Jul 2 2010, 01:34 PM
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A friend of mine has a question. What's the best "size enhancing" pill out there? Are they all about the same, or has someone found larger results with a particular one?

Thanks (for my friend)!

Mesh
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Martin_DeVries_I...
post Jul 2 2010, 04:54 PM
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Well, clinical studies on rats have clearly shown that, far and away, the best "enhancements" come from one pill: Nerps.
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