 Prove you're not a spambot, And get off new member probation quicker |
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 Jun 30 2010, 03:57 AM
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Street Doc  Group: Admin Posts: 3,439 Joined: 2-March 04 From: Neverwhere Member No.: 6,114  |
Hello,
In an effort to reduce the number of "How do I get off probation?" threads I'm going to start this here thread so new members can introduce themselves, chat with other noobs, make some friends and get a few posts under their belts. If you're especially well behaved and dont appear to be selling Viagra, a mod might wander through periodically and bump you up to Member status. Remember: Conserve ammo, shoot straight and read the Terms of Service before posting. Welcome to Dumpshock. -------------------- "Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see.
The devils of truth steal the souls of the free." -- TR How to Search Dumpshock This is my mod post color. Dig it. |
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Jun 30 2010, 05:54 AM
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Prime Runner Group: Admin Posts: 3,908 Joined: 26-February 02 From: .ca Member No.: 51 |
And remember that if you are selling viagra, any discount smaller than 70% is not competitive.
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Jun 30 2010, 07:46 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,025 Joined: 13-February 10 Member No.: 18,155 |
This is a good idea, I like it.
Also, I never buy viagra at less than a 95% discount. -------------------- "Are you... a crazy person?"
"I am quite sure they will say so." |
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Jun 30 2010, 11:31 AM
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The ShadowComedian Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 12,841 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 |
Or, they could just write the limitations into the registration form and people sign up knowing it and start posting untill they can do stuff?
And write it into the page where people can't du stuff untill they have reached the 10 needed postings too? -------------------- TrogCorp, Join us while it is still voluntary!
THE nsrcg.zip! isn't it a pity that common sense ain't RAW? |
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Jun 30 2010, 01:07 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 427 Joined: 24-June 09 From: Earth...I hope... Member No.: 17,317 |
QUOTE (Faraday @ Jun 30 2010, 03:46 AM)  This is a good idea, I like it. Also, I never buy viagra at less than a 95% discount. Screw that! I want my Viagra free. -------------------- "You wouldn't like me when I'm drunk...I tend to blow stuff up...with explosive things...like fire..."
-Donald Locke, Conjurer, Shadowrunner, Drunken Savant. "Oh frakkin' hell! That's the third radio I busted this week!" -Donald Locke, Magician, Super Gremlin, Anti-Tech. |
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Jun 30 2010, 01:29 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,183 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Hey guys, great resource!
I found hot source of Russian NERPS at 105% discount price! Check it out. -------------------- Knowledge sometimes confuses even the righteous. - Grinder
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Jun 30 2010, 02:42 PM
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MechRigger Delux Group: Former Moderators Posts: 1,151 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Hanger 18, WPAFB Member No.: 1,657 |
Psst... Method; posts here are not counted in post numbers, or most of the mods would be much higher in count
-------------------- If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat~DNA
SRGC 0.3: SR1 SR2 SR3 SR4++ h b+++ B--- D++ UB++ IE+ RN-- DSF++++ W++++ hk+ ri++ m gm++ M--(+) P FP+ My Mod posts are no longer this color RETIRED |
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Jun 30 2010, 03:58 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 49 Joined: 10-June 10 Member No.: 18,691 |
so...anyone wanna buy some viagra?
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Jun 30 2010, 04:38 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Admin Posts: 6,505 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
What's the discount?
-------------------- Proud Elder #6 of the Drop Bear Thread
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Jun 30 2010, 05:04 PM
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Grumpy Old Ork Decker Group: Admin Posts: 3,384 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Orwell, Ohio Member No.: 50 |
Caine: I think the idea is that someone can post in here, and the mods will "unlock" their account, so they can get off probation early. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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Steven "Bull" Ratkovich Shadowrun Missions Developer |
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Jun 30 2010, 05:52 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 359 Joined: 10-June 10 From: Renton--metas keep out Member No.: 18,684 |
Glad to see Method's great idea has already FREE CREDIT REPORTS been de-railed and turned into a Viagra depot.
-------------------- Apparently, Nature evolved humans so that she would have something to scream at all of her other creations.(NSFW article, unless your work involves cuss words and monstrous animals that should not be.)
Dream girl you amaze me, all dressed in paisley, love how not one but both eyes are lazy! |
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Jun 30 2010, 07:27 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 98 Joined: 16-February 09 Member No.: 16,879 |
QUOTE (Method @ Jun 29 2010, 10:57 PM) I'm going to start this here thread so new members can introduce themselves, chat with other noobs, make some friends and get a few posts under their belts. I'll start! I am Dr. Maheer Najeera. I am from Nigeria. I am requesting the assistance of your good person with a matter of importance financial. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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Jun 30 2010, 07:53 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,179 Joined: 10-June 10 From: St. Louis, UCAS/CAS Border Member No.: 18,688 |
QUOTE (Endroren @ Jun 30 2010, 08:27 PM) I'll start! I am Dr. Maheer Najeera. I am from Nigeria. I am requesting the assistance of your good person with a matter of importance financial. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) You tried to rent a house to me, you bastard. If it wasn't for the 'petroleum land in West Africa', I would've been out some serious moneys. -------------------- |
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Jun 30 2010, 08:29 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 12 Joined: 15-June 10 From: Albuquerque Member No.: 18,709 |
I'm looking forward to being off double secret probation... having a profile and such. Never thought 10 posts (or whatever it is) would be hard to reach.
Haven't played Shadowrun since second edition 15+ years ago. Soon to run a 4A game. |
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Jun 30 2010, 09:16 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 359 Joined: 10-June 10 From: Renton--metas keep out Member No.: 18,684 |
QUOTE (rstehwien @ Jun 30 2010, 01:29 PM) I'm looking forward to being off double secret probation... having a profile and such. Never thought 10 posts (or whatever it is) would be hard to reach. Haven't played Shadowrun since second edition 15+ years ago. Soon to run a 4A game. I absolutely felt the same way. The concept of getting 10 posts seemed very hard to reach--it was like being at a party where you only know one person. You don't really want to "butt in" on any of the conversations... But now look. Been here less than a month and over 100 comments. None of them actually advance any of the conversations, mind you... But don't worry. You'll get there. -------------------- Apparently, Nature evolved humans so that she would have something to scream at all of her other creations.(NSFW article, unless your work involves cuss words and monstrous animals that should not be.)
Dream girl you amaze me, all dressed in paisley, love how not one but both eyes are lazy! |
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Jun 30 2010, 09:22 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,179 Joined: 10-June 10 From: St. Louis, UCAS/CAS Border Member No.: 18,688 |
*coughs*
You and I joined the same day, and it seems I have a lot more nothing to say than you do. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif) -------------------- |
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Jun 30 2010, 09:31 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 359 Joined: 10-June 10 From: Renton--metas keep out Member No.: 18,684 |
Damn! Out-irrelevanted! (Irrelevancied? Irrelev...ant.. irrelevantasted?)
-------------------- Apparently, Nature evolved humans so that she would have something to scream at all of her other creations.(NSFW article, unless your work involves cuss words and monstrous animals that should not be.)
Dream girl you amaze me, all dressed in paisley, love how not one but both eyes are lazy! |
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Jun 30 2010, 09:57 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 120 Joined: 21-March 10 From: Cocolalla, ID Member No.: 18,325 |
Welcome to Dumpshock Endroren and rstehwien. I hope you enjoyed your sanity, you'll soon lose it here (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)
QUOTE Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
-------------------- Where are we going, and why am I in this hand basket?
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Jun 30 2010, 10:13 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 199 Joined: 11-March 10 Member No.: 18,276 |
QUOTE (Martin_DeVries_Institute @ Jun 30 2010, 02:31 PM) Damn! Out-irrelevanted! (Irrelevancied? Irrelev...ant.. irrelevantasted?) You can taste Irrelevancy?! Shwaeeet. Now, allow me to introduce you to my new product, the Sham-Wow. Watch how it soaks up enough water to douse FOUR flame wars at once! Even through a carpet! -------------------- Lone Star. Unicorns. Rule 34. Beware if they ever get belly button rings, cats and dogs will live together.
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Jul 1 2010, 04:31 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 1 Joined: 6-December 06 Member No.: 10,246 |
Here is the official first post of Azmo.
He is neither a technocritter or a member of the hacker elite. He was a lurker, and will now stop referring to himself in the third person. Howdy folks. |
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Jul 1 2010, 11:31 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 6 Joined: 7-June 10 From: Yuba City, CA Member No.: 18,670 |
I like to follow what other people are doing. It makes me feel safe.
I'm Jay Mitsuru, currently in South Korea and separated from my homies in #s-run over on Undernet. I get excited about silly things like soy-cakes that mimic the texture of chicken and circuitry built into contact lenses and cats with prosthetic paws. I've been jonesing for some SR4 for nearly a year, but so far all I've managed to do is find a GM for Classic D&D. |
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Jul 1 2010, 01:50 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 427 Joined: 24-June 09 From: Earth...I hope... Member No.: 17,317 |
Welcome Jay and Azmo...You will waste much time here...so say goodbye to your loved ones now...
-------------------- "You wouldn't like me when I'm drunk...I tend to blow stuff up...with explosive things...like fire..."
-Donald Locke, Conjurer, Shadowrunner, Drunken Savant. "Oh frakkin' hell! That's the third radio I busted this week!" -Donald Locke, Magician, Super Gremlin, Anti-Tech. |
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Jul 1 2010, 09:34 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 14 Joined: 28-March 10 Member No.: 18,378 |
I play with the mean dogs at the Frontier, but I like watching the histrionics going on with the CGL situation.
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Jul 2 2010, 01:34 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 297 Joined: 11-April 10 From: Raleigh, NC Member No.: 18,443 |
A friend of mine has a question. What's the best "size enhancing" pill out there? Are they all about the same, or has someone found larger results with a particular one?
Thanks (for my friend)! Mesh -------------------- Signature removed for violating dumpshock's standards of indecency and nastiness.
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Jul 2 2010, 04:54 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 359 Joined: 10-June 10 From: Renton--metas keep out Member No.: 18,684 |
Well, clinical studies on rats have clearly shown that, far and away, the best "enhancements" come from one pill: Nerps.
-------------------- Apparently, Nature evolved humans so that she would have something to scream at all of her other creations.(NSFW article, unless your work involves cuss words and monstrous animals that should not be.)
Dream girl you amaze me, all dressed in paisley, love how not one but both eyes are lazy! |
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