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MJBurrage
post Aug 5 2010, 06:28 PM
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So after answering a question for a friend I got curious, and tracked down the Shadowrun April Fools day stuff below; raising a couple questions of my own.Questions:
  1. Were there any Shadowrun April Fools before 2004 ? If yes, are there links ?
  2. Was there a Shadowrun April Fools in 2007 ? If yes, are there links ?

EDIT 2011-JUNE-11: Archive links added (Since circa May 2011, broken CGL links often work if "www" is replaced with "old")
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Mr. Mage
post Aug 5 2010, 06:32 PM
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I'm just curious, what do you get when you download Battlerun? It's free but I haven't tried to download it yet and I'm curious if they actually made a set of rules or if you just get a bog "April Fool!" in the PDF...
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post Aug 5 2010, 06:34 PM
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You're missing the elf porn, but I don't remember which year that was.
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post Aug 5 2010, 06:35 PM
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QUOTE (Mr. Mage @ Aug 5 2010, 10:32 AM) *
I'm just curious, what do you get when you download Battlerun? It's free but I haven't tried to download it yet and I'm curious if they actually made a set of rules or if you just get a bog "April Fool!" in the PDF...

Its a good combination of the game worlds. It led to some self-discovery about what types of stories enthrall me.

There are also, I think, characters done in both game systems. (I think the MW characters are from the older system though).

To be honest, I used Second Ed Shadowrun as a MW sub back in the day, so its not just a joke concept to me.

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post Aug 5 2010, 06:44 PM
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QUOTE (Ancient History @ Aug 5 2010, 01:34 PM) *
You're missing the elf porn, but I don't remember which year that was.
Is this archived anywhere ?

I would guess that Elf Porn was before 2004, since the "Still More!" image on the [d20] site reads "No More Elf Porn."

Does anybody know what the "Even More!" image read? The Internet Archive did not store a copy of that image as far as I can determine.
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post Aug 5 2010, 06:44 PM
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QUOTE (Ancient History @ Aug 5 2010, 11:34 AM) *
You're missing the elf porn, but I don't remember which year that was.


Wasn't that in one of the SoTAs? Or wait, that was just the elf lesbians, nevermind.
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post Aug 5 2010, 07:09 PM
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I dont know if it was april fools or some dumpshockers bad joke but I remember something about Nigel writing a new book via ouija board. Still bad taste, sorry I brought it up.
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post Jun 10 2011, 09:55 PM
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QUOTE (MJBurrage @ Aug 5 2010, 01:28 PM) *


Anyone have a backup of this somewhere? I just ran into the link (also bad) on TV Tropes and I don't remember seeing it.
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post Jun 11 2011, 07:06 AM
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As a GM, I'm never showing my players Battlerun as I'd have to buy non-existant books.

"Ok, I'll be an adept...and my weapon focus will be a Atlas D"

[Cue GM Hate Explosion]

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post Jun 11 2011, 07:15 AM
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Aw. . . all the links are broke.
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post Jun 11 2011, 07:24 AM
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QUOTE (ggodo @ Jun 11 2011, 02:15 AM) *
Aw. . . all the links are broke.


Yes. :\
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post Jun 11 2011, 10:39 AM
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Hey! Battlerun was not a joke! It was an excellent concept system that *happened* to be released in early April. The 2009 joke was about some anniversary edition. I don't remember. It wasn't very funny.
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post Jun 11 2011, 12:13 PM
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QUOTE (ggodo @ Jun 11 2011, 07:15 AM) *
Aw. . . all the links are broke.

Just replace www.shadowrun4.com with old.shadowrun4.com. Helps with any broken links on the homepage, too (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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post Jun 11 2011, 02:11 PM
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QUOTE (Mr. Mage @ Aug 5 2010, 01:32 PM) *
I'm just curious, what do you get when you download Battlerun?


I downloaded it on my old computer and 10 minutes later said computer transformed into a robot and flew off.




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post Jun 11 2011, 02:46 PM
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Added archive links where needed.

Does anyone have an archive of whatever the pre-2004 "Elf Porn" joke/post was?

Does anyone know if they did anything in 2007?
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post Jun 11 2011, 04:42 PM
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QUOTE (Ancient History @ Aug 5 2010, 01:34 PM) *
You're missing the elf porn, but I don't remember which year that was.

That wasn't an April Fools Joke, that was Fan Service! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Jun 12 2011, 06:12 PM
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....and people wonder WHY I despise April Fools 'jokes'.......
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post Jun 13 2011, 04:23 AM
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QUOTE (BookWyrm @ Jun 12 2011, 01:12 PM) *
....and people wonder WHY I despise April Fools 'jokes'.......


You think those are bad, two weeks from now I expect to have given at least one person alcohol poisoning due to intentionally bad writing.
(I'm familiar with the contest,1 I planned my attack a year ago2, I know that judging is done over beer vodka, I am the only person who was ever banned3 (2 years) from making submissions, it will be illustrated by no less than 3 different artists, and will make no god damn sense. If one of the judges doesn't drink himself unconscious, I will consider the project a failure).

1Write bad prose in 24 hours. Really bad prose. No worse than The Eye of Argon bad.4
2Last year the contest didn't occur.
3I submitted a story 7 lines (handwritten) long, that had no setting, no plot, and a single character who dies at the end. The entire story the character was going to tell never happened because of time travel.
4The first year someone submitted a story containing 7 different "Page 1" files (.txt, .rtf, .doc, and four others, two of which were corrupt) along with the lid to a pizza box ("page 1 and also the cover") and two hand written sheets, and one printed sheet (all labeled page 1). Reordering them didn't seem to make any difference. That caused a ban on "unusual writing surfaces." Another story was written on 3x5 cards, numbered incomprehensibly (including an "NCC-1701"), two were shopping lists, contained two different plots, and had been shuffled prior to submission.
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post Jun 14 2011, 12:58 PM
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Details?
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post Jun 14 2011, 02:20 PM
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QUOTE (nezumi @ Jun 14 2011, 07:58 AM) *
Details?


I'm going to spend my free time having people read the last line written of the story and submit the next line. It'll be collaborative stream of consciousness that, in the end, makes no freaking sense.

I'll be encouraging people to make up words, misspell words, or if they wish, write a whole paragraph going into excessive detail about nothing (the next person would continue from the same original line, not the end of the paragraph, making the paragraph doubly pointless). I'll be editing it along the way too. Then I'll be taking small, selective chunks and commissioning an artist to draw it (no matter how nonsensical, irrelevant, or confusing the piece is; expecting back a piece of equal quality: nonsensical, irrelevant, and confusing).

The nature of the way the story will be written will mean that it can't keep character names through from start to finish, much less plot. But the result, at the same time, flows. Each sentence fits with the ones around it. It'd be what you'd get if a goldfish (with it's 3-10 second memory span1) wrote a novel.

1Fish swimming around the bowl encounters a little castle, "Oh neat! A little castle!" So it swims around the bowl again, "Oh neat! A little castle!" And it swims around the bowl again, "Oh neat! A little castle!" Around the bowl it swims again, "Oh neat! A little castle!"
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post Jun 14 2011, 03:32 PM
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1Fish swimming around the bowl encounters a little castle, "Oh neat! A little castle!" So it swims around the bowl again, "Oh neat! A little castle!" And it swims around the bowl again, "Oh neat! A little castle!" Around the bowl it swims again, "Oh neat! A little castle!"


What happens after that?
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post Jun 14 2011, 03:52 PM
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QUOTE (nezumi @ Jun 14 2011, 10:32 AM) *
What happens after that?


20: GOTO 10
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post Jun 25 2011, 02:27 AM
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QUOTE (Draco18s @ Jun 14 2011, 10:20 AM) *
I'm going to spend my free time having people read the last line written of the story and submit the next line. It'll be collaborative stream of consciousness that, in the end, makes no freaking sense.


Looks like I'm pushing this off another year. I've been turned into one of the judges this year and don't really have the energy to try and do this right now; got so much else going on that's so much fun.

Roughly speaking I've spent about....$290 (in two and a half hours), mostly on art.1 Going to do it again tomorrow.4

If I'd made it to the intro at 3pm (I overshot in the dealer's den by a half hour, then was hungry) I might have dropped doing other things to try and get the story started. Instead I played Dragon Storm (it's an RPG as a card game as an RPG) where...we...went...to...Ponyville. *shudder* We seriously entertained the notion of burning the place to the ground (and eating the inhabitants, as we could turn into dragons and werewolves, much to the undying awe of said ponies).

The second reason to hold of until next year is that Buni isn't here this year, and I very much want to see her cry. The third reason is that there's no one of any merit doing the contest this year (I'd win by default). Fourth is that I'd have to find an ATM that isn't empty and withdraw more moolah. I'm down to $220 and I still have stuff to buy, and my story requires art. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/vegm.gif)

1Two t-shirts, one adult comic,2 7 pieces of art3
2For a friend; I personally have no interest in two anthro-wolves banging each other (although I hear the story is really well done).
34 for the same friend, two for myself and two other friends, one as a gift for two other people.
4I've got....about 6 more to get, depending on artist availability.
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