Knight of Segway |
Knight of Segway |
Aug 13 2010, 05:23 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 558 Joined: 23-June 10 Member No.: 18,749 |
He began his path toward greatness with a single handshake, the day he graduated high school. He knew he wasn't college bound. He signed up right away for a job as a low end security guard at a local shopping center. It was then that he discovered the talent he was destined to become a legendary master of. The Art of Segging. This man could do more tricks with a Segway than your average X-Games contestant can with a skateboard or a bike. This Hero applied for jobs as a cop, or higher end security, many times. He was rejected each time due to his low intellect, unibrow, and lack of any real relevant skills. But he could Seg the shit out of some criminals. Frustrated at his career failures, he turned to the Shadows. He saved what little he could of his paychecks for months to purchase a customized telescoping lance. He would use it in combination with his segging skills to pierce the hearts of those who would stand against him.
The Knight of Segway archetype uses the vehicle ramming mechanics in conjunction with their customized telescoping lance for combat in the 6th world. The Knight may carry other weapons, such as a taser, but the lance & segway will always be his mainstay. |
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Aug 13 2010, 05:25 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,542 Joined: 30-September 08 From: D/FW Megaplex Member No.: 16,387 |
That is hilarious. I like it.
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Aug 13 2010, 05:29 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
PAUL BLART !! Dont forget to have low blood sugar
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Aug 13 2010, 05:29 PM
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Old Man Jones Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,415 Joined: 26-February 02 From: New York Member No.: 1,699 |
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Aug 13 2010, 05:34 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
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Aug 13 2010, 05:37 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 558 Joined: 23-June 10 Member No.: 18,749 |
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Aug 13 2010, 05:38 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,654 Joined: 29-October 06 Member No.: 9,731 |
Please tell me that's a hoax. I could never take a Segway-mounted SWAT team seriously. |
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Aug 13 2010, 05:41 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,190 Joined: 31-May 09 From: London, UK Member No.: 17,229 |
I think they are not SWAT but riot control. With SMGs.
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Aug 13 2010, 05:55 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,542 Joined: 30-September 08 From: D/FW Megaplex Member No.: 16,387 |
China does that too. The riot control on segways, that is.
EDIT: That may acually be a picture of the chinese practicing actually. |
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Aug 13 2010, 06:03 PM
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Prime Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,803 Joined: 3-February 08 From: Finland Member No.: 15,628 |
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Aug 13 2010, 06:51 PM
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Old Man Jones Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,415 Joined: 26-February 02 From: New York Member No.: 1,699 |
Yeah, they've even got an attachment to clip their riot shields in front of the Segway.
-karma |
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Aug 13 2010, 09:42 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 881 Joined: 31-July 06 From: Denmark Member No.: 8,995 |
Damn, segway even has police versions, rugged terrain variants, and even a military section, (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rotfl.gif)
http://www.segway.com/patrol/government-military/ I have to say though, as much as it might look silly, a segway seems a brilliant way of staying mobile with both hands free and enough stability to aim properly. If only you could turn without using the handle, it would be almost perfect. |
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Aug 13 2010, 10:18 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
*Headdesk* This is even worse than the "Horseman of the Apocalypse" that one of my Players made.
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Aug 14 2010, 11:20 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 111 Joined: 21-July 08 Member No.: 16,154 |
Riot police on segways still beats cops on a bicycle.
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Aug 14 2010, 01:59 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 332 Joined: 19-September 05 From: Nashville, Tn Member No.: 7,761 |
i still have not seen 4th ed stats for a segway...
Through an unfortunate and droll adventure, a rather insipid AI got in the segway; and is unable, or unwilling to leave it. The impressiveness of the AI never persuades the knight that he has anything less that a powerful ally, and trusty companion in his trusty machine. His ever faithful mount and companion acquired the name of Rocinante from some of his fellow runners. Thinking it had a grand and powerful sound to it, he adopted it, and proudly calls it by this name. |
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Aug 14 2010, 02:13 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
Ares-Segway Terrier: Arsenal Page 107
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Aug 14 2010, 05:46 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 18,694 |
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Aug 14 2010, 06:03 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
The "Horseman of the Apocalypse" is a Daihatsu-Caterpillar Horseman (Arsenal Page 107) that is refitted with Walker Legs, Weapon Mount Arms, and lots of weapons. Like, dripping in weapons!
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Aug 14 2010, 07:23 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 558 Joined: 23-June 10 Member No.: 18,749 |
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Aug 14 2010, 07:31 PM
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Advocatus Diaboli Group: Members Posts: 13,994 Joined: 20-November 07 From: USA Member No.: 14,282 |
Ew, I got weapon on my shoes. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/frown.gif)
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Aug 14 2010, 09:04 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
Awesome? NO! It's a bloody horrorshow!
He almost convinced the other three players in the group to each buy one, and become the Four "Horseman of the Apocalypse". *Headdesk* |
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Aug 14 2010, 09:18 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 558 Joined: 23-June 10 Member No.: 18,749 |
What about a party with a Knight of Segway, a cyborg in a supped up emotitoy, a dwarven horseman of the apocalypse, and a nartarki with shiva arms who is a little too touchy-feely for most of the women around him?
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Aug 14 2010, 09:24 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 18,694 |
See, now, the weapon-covered Horseman should've just been War or Death.
And each of the four should have had different functions. Though, I have no idea what Famine would do. |
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Aug 14 2010, 09:43 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
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Aug 14 2010, 09:56 PM
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Dumorimasoddaa Group: Members Posts: 2,687 Joined: 30-March 08 Member No.: 15,830 |
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