 101 things you don’t want to find in an aztechnology warehouse, but will. |
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 Nov 2 2010, 09:51 PM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 704 Joined: 20-November 06 From: The seemingly unknown area of land between Seattle and Idaho. Member No.: 9,910  |
They open the box to find...
...the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. ...their other sock. ...a bag of marbles labeled Richard Villiers. ...strange papers that seem to detail the runners and give their traits numerical vlaues. ...a polyhedral sphere with 20 numbered sides, identical in size and shape, in a biohazard container. ...a piece of paper with Lofwyr's personal commcode written on it in blood. ...a Hitchikers Guide to Dystopia. ...a steel cylinder containing ash labeled Albert. ...a holographic black forest cake. ...a fully automatic belt-fed staplegun. |
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Nov 2 2010, 09:58 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (crash2029 @ Nov 2 2010, 04:51 PM)  ...a fully automatic belt-fed staplegun. Its for those office stapler fights. You know someone would make one. It got locked away because someone got hurt ("this is why we can't have nice things.") |
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Nov 2 2010, 11:28 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,899 Joined: 29-October 09 From: Leiden, the Netherlands Member No.: 17,814 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Nov 2 2010, 11:58 PM) Its for those office stapler fights. You know someone would make one. It got locked away because someone got hurt ("this is why we can't have nice things.") Somebeody wanna stat this up? |
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Nov 2 2010, 11:50 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
I figure it does 1P damage (base) with full auto capability, with 5 points of RC built into the "gun" itself.
Makes it easy to land those full bursts on people, but at a low base damage. |
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Nov 3 2010, 02:21 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 252 Joined: 26-August 10 From: Greensboro, NC Member No.: 18,971 |
The aftermath of the previous team that tried to hit the warehouse. There hasn't even been enough time to clean up the blood, guts, and casings.
That or the blood, guts, and other gooey bits from the Tuesday night sacrifice. |
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Nov 3 2010, 04:25 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 322 Joined: 19-July 09 From: CAS Member No.: 17,410 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Nov 1 2010, 04:29 PM) Acid bears. this actually happened to us >.> |
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Nov 3 2010, 09:52 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 572 Joined: 6-February 09 From: London Uk Member No.: 16,848 |
- A alter still covered in drying blood that smells faintly of vanilla
- Two magical circles in one a spirit that is light itself shining bright in the other a shadow so dark the surounding light cant escape it. - A puzzle box which acts as a summoning ritual for a shadow spirit of pain - A singing fish wallmountable drone which only sings country and westen version of rap songs - A black slab tall as a troll and indestructable |
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Nov 3 2010, 09:58 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,899 Joined: 29-October 09 From: Leiden, the Netherlands Member No.: 17,814 |
A thousand crateloads of Jumanji.
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Nov 4 2010, 01:34 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 894 Joined: 5-May 10 Member No.: 18,556 |
Your mother-in-law.
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Nov 4 2010, 03:56 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 224 Joined: 4-September 09 From: Poland Member No.: 17,594 |
Bubba the Love Troll.
Cyberzombied Bubba the Love Troll. Two dozens cyberzombied clones of Bubba the Love Troll. In a room filled with aphrodisiac gas. |
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Nov 4 2010, 04:00 PM
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Prime Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,996 Joined: 1-June 10 Member No.: 18,649 |
An artifact that radiates the Orgy spell in a 100 meter radius when it's taken out of it's container.
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Nov 4 2010, 04:24 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (sabs @ Nov 4 2010, 11:00 AM) An artifact that radiates the Orgy spell in a 100 meter radius when it's taken out of it's container. "Annnnd.....you all cream your pants." |
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Nov 4 2010, 04:50 PM
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Hoppelhäschen 5000 Group: Members Posts: 5,807 Joined: 3-January 04 Member No.: 5,951 |
QUOTE (sabs @ Nov 4 2010, 06:00 PM) An artifact that radiates the Orgy spell in a 100 meter radius when it's taken out of it's container. Why wouldn't you want to find that? You can always put it into a GMC Sandal and send it to the mall. |
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Nov 4 2010, 04:51 PM
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Prime Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,996 Joined: 1-June 10 Member No.: 18,649 |
Cause I don't want to see the Cybered Troll Street Sam and the Pixie Mage get it on?
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Nov 4 2010, 04:52 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (sabs @ Nov 4 2010, 11:51 AM) Cause I don't want to see the Cybered Troll Street Sam and the Pixie Mage get it on? Orgy doesn't do that, it only makes the effected character orgasm as if they were having good sex. |
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Nov 4 2010, 05:47 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 224 Joined: 4-September 09 From: Poland Member No.: 17,594 |
It's not bad at all... Until there is a hidden camera transmitting everything into Matrix. This could be a bit embarassing.
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Nov 4 2010, 06:02 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,179 Joined: 10-June 10 From: St. Louis, UCAS/CAS Border Member No.: 18,688 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Nov 4 2010, 04:52 PM) Orgy doesn't do that, it only makes the effected character orgasm as if they were having good sex. I'd have a mage cast that with a geas of 'Barry White Must Be Playing'. |
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Nov 4 2010, 06:14 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
Boxes of medical drugs marked for destruction due to severe side effects. ("Possession by The Prince of Darkness" is the nicest one on the label.).
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Nov 4 2010, 07:36 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
Sun lamps, giant Venus Fly Traps, and a Sangre Del Diablo.
A vat of Swordfish Mustardball. An ashtray with 3 still smoking cigarettes. A box of Godiva Chocolate. A broken yo-yo. |
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Nov 4 2010, 08:00 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,379 Joined: 16-April 02 From: the LI shadows Member No.: 2,607 |
A large wire cage with several indistinct mounds of fur lying in a grassy-like cage-liner. Each of the fluffballs are hooked up to an IV bag, dripping a steady stream of a light-blue fluid into them. The sign reads (after translated): "Contents Under Constant Sedation. DO NOT WAKE. DO NOT REMOVE SEDATION. LEAVE UNDISTURBED."
The sign, relatively new, was apparently put up with someone that had a bleeding hand. Occaisonally, one will stretch out, or move enough to re-position itself, revealing a limb or two with sharp-looking black talons. On display, a yellow-colored item the size of alarge novel, patterned with circuitry and in the vague shape of a key. A keypad remote, just barely the size of a large chocolate bar, with the numbers 666 flashing on the screen and alternating with the screen message "press GO 2 continue." A (meta)human skull, apparently formed from the blackest Obsidian, encased in a full half-meter block of Lucite. The skull seems to be screaming. Not open-jawed, screaming. A 5 meter by 5 meter display 'box', furnished and occupied by a young (meta)human girl, wearing a simple sun-dress. She is stroking a blond-haired doll. The sign (after transating) reads: "DO NOT RELEASE. Walls are one-way mirrored FOR YOUR PROTECTION. DO NOT DISTURB." If the runners go within 2 feet of the box, they can hear a little girl's voice say: "I know you're out there. I can smell you. Please let me out, so we can....play?" |
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Nov 4 2010, 08:04 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,179 Joined: 10-June 10 From: St. Louis, UCAS/CAS Border Member No.: 18,688 |
An enclosed glass container with its own o2 generator that has some kind of furball in it.
The sign attached says "00:00-06:00 DO NOT FEED" "CONTENTS UNSTABLE WHEN WET" |
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Nov 4 2010, 08:06 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Doc Chase @ Nov 4 2010, 03:04 PM) An enclosed glass container with its own o2 generator that has some kind of furball in it. The sign attached says "00:00-06:00 DO NOT FEED" "CONTENTS UNSTABLE WHEN WET" +1 Rep |
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Nov 4 2010, 08:26 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 104 Joined: 20-July 04 From: Oregon Member No.: 6,498 |
A small portion of the warhouse floor is freshly dug mounds, a sign posted states "You bury your own"
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Nov 4 2010, 09:31 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,782 Joined: 28-August 09 Member No.: 17,566 |
The severed, deep-frozen head of Adolf Hitler.
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Nov 4 2010, 11:01 PM
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Old Man Jones Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,415 Joined: 26-February 02 From: New York Member No.: 1,699 |
Harlequin.
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