Blood Spatter and You, Scrub Scrub Scrub Scrub Options

[Method]

Its not as perverse as it sounds. You'd be amazed at the kinds of stuff you learn when you're sewing up the holes that drunk people put in themselves and others in the wee hours of the morning.

And any water based lube works. KY is just the most common, um... household variety.

[Tyro]

Its not as perverse as it sounds. You'd be amazed at the kinds of stuff you learn when you're sewing up the holes that drunk people put in themselves and others in the wee hours of the morning.

And any water based lube works. KY is just the most common, um... household variety.

KY's pretty shitty. It's mostly glycerin, not good for your insides. I mostly use JO; it's the only lube made in an FDA-approved facility. Good stuff. The only better that I know of is made in Germany, and is extraordinarily expensive.

My ex used to run a ConRev (like lover's but edgier).

[Draco18s]

KY's pretty shitty. It's mostly glycerin, not good for your insides. I mostly use JO; it's the only lube made in an FDA-approved facility. Good stuff. The only better that I know of is made in Germany, and is extraordinarily expensive.

I've got some silicone stuff. Naming the brand will only get me odd looks.

[nezumi]

Its not as perverse as it sounds. You'd be amazed at the kinds of stuff you learn when you're sewing up the holes that drunk people put in themselves and others in the wee hours of the morning.

And any water based lube works. KY is just the most common, um... household variety.

That's really convenient to know! Now I can mix two hobbies with the same equipment! (That and the 'tampons are the new duct tape' comment in the military thread!)

[Tyro]

That's really convenient to know! Now I can mix two hobbies with the same equipment! (That and the 'tampons are the new duct tape' comment in the military thread!)

How are tampons the new duct tape?

[nezumi]

Because they're so handy - plug wounds or bloody noses, cleaning swabs (great for small-caliber rifle barrels), fire starters. The list goes on and on. Tampons are one of those things no man should leave home without, IMO.

[Xahn Borealis]

Because they're so handy - plug wounds or bloody noses, cleaning swabs (great for small-caliber rifle barrels), fire starters. The list goes on and on. Tampons are one of those things no man should leave home without, IMO.

Assuming that man would need to do thing like plugging wounds and cleaning rifles. I can make it to the shops and back just fine without any feminine products. Can you suggest any uses for the mighty tampon for your average slacker, like myself?

[Mardrax]

I hear using them to intoxicate yourself by soaking them in certain substances and subsequently inserting them into certain orifices is/has been popular in some locales.

[Xahn Borealis]

You'd still need some "certain substances".

[Mardrax]

A trip to the local liquor store should set you up if you're of legal age. *shrug*
Yay for just wrong activities.

[nezumi]

Listerine works just as well, is cheaper, and has certain other attractive qualities when used for that particular vector.

[Wounded Ronin]

KY's pretty shitty. It's mostly glycerin, not good for your insides. I mostly use JO; it's the only lube made in an FDA-approved facility. Good stuff. The only better that I know of is made in Germany, and is extraordinarily expensive.

My ex used to run a ConRev (like lover's but edgier).

This is good to know. Where can I buy JO?

[WhiskeyJohnny]

My ex used to run a ConRev (like lover's but edgier).

Umm, dare I ask what that is?

And Draco18s -

I've got some silicone stuff. Naming the brand will only get me odd looks.

Surely you jest! This is the internet - I guarantee that you wouldn't get odd looks (though some peoples' screens might) especially not from Dumpshockers.

Also, on the subject of blood spatter - anyone have any suggestions for getting it out of 3/4" nylon rope?

[Wounded Ronin]

Guys, if we're talking about getting blood spatters out of personal items, beware hepatitis! It can survive for weeks in the environment and has rarely been spread by shared toothbrushes and manicure.

[Draco18s]

Surely you jest! This is the internet - I guarantee that you wouldn't get odd looks (though some peoples' screens might) especially not from Dumpshockers.

Does "Ryumyo and Lung slash fiction" elicit strange looks?

If so then I'm sure the name of my lube will as well.

[WhiskeyJohnny]

Guys, if we're talking about getting blood spatters out of personal items, beware hepatitis! It can survive for weeks in the environment and has rarely been spread by shared toothbrushes and manicure.

Thanks for your concern. That shouldn't be a problem, however. I will take the necessary precautions.

Does "Ryumyo and Lung slash fiction" elicit strange looks?

If so then I'm sure the name of my lube will as well.

Not at all.

[CanRay]

I'm still waiting for Argent and FastJack Slash.

[Draco18s]

Not at all.

You were warned.

[ Spoiler ]

Bad Dragon Cum Lube
Specifically designed to simulate ejaculate (there's both male and female; ie. white and clear--I have the clear)

[Tyro]

This is good to know. Where can I buy JO?

Any decent sex store. Lover's Package, Condom Revolution if you're in California, or preferably a local independent.

Umm, dare I ask what that is?
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Lover's is the former name and current nickname for the Lover's Package chain of sex stores. They sell toys, lingerie, porn, etc., mostly at ludicrously inflated prices. ConRev used to be a much nicer independent chain until the owner's gambling debts forced him to sell to Lover's.

[Faraday]

You were warned.

Been there, done that. Well, not really done that but I saw what was there.

[Sixgun_Sage]

Umm, dare I ask what that is?

And Draco18s -



Surely you jest! This is the internet - I guarantee that you wouldn't get odd looks (though some peoples' screens might) especially not from Dumpshockers.

Also, on the subject of blood spatter - anyone have any suggestions for getting it out of 3/4" nylon rope?

You need to get to it before it gets set in, but I've used a spare toothbrush and baking soda with a vinegar wash (need to be carefull for obvious reasons) to get the job done in the past.





Damn we are some weird, scary s.o.b.'s here.

[Draco18s]

Damn we are some weird, scary s.o.b.'s here.

Getting blood on things doesn't mean we're scary s.o.b.s; just means we got blood on something (usually our own).

Its only out of context that it sounds creepy.

[Sixgun_Sage]

Getting blood on things doesn't mean we're scary s.o.b.s; just means we got blood on something (usually our own).

Its only out of context that it sounds creepy.

The breadth of our knowledge on the topic does tend to have certain implications.

[Mardrax]

The breadth of our knowledge on the topic does tend to have certain implications.

You mean we're in general a bunch of people that's likely to glitch on certain physical active skill rolls, and shed our own blood through that? While being likely to have fairly high dicepools from Logic + Knowledge skills to figure out how to clean the mess up?
I can see that being true (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wobble.gif)

[Doc Chase]

You need to get to it before it gets set in, but I've used a spare toothbrush and baking soda with a vinegar wash (need to be carefull for obvious reasons) to get the job done in the past.





Damn we are some weird, scary s.o.b.'s here.

Part of me wonders whether or not it's worth just dying the rope to hide the spatter.