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 Can a Penile Implant be Hacked? and a few other questions., This is why you shouldn't allow girls or gay men in your games... |
 Apr 23 2011, 03:17 PM
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Immortal Elf  Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465  |
Don't forget that, in Shadowrun, "Slot" is another term for f***. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)
EDIT: Which just made me think of a whole new meaning to "Slot and Run". |
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Apr 23 2011, 03:27 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
"I slotted the slot in the slot, for slot's sake."
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Apr 23 2011, 04:09 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,899 Joined: 29-October 09 From: Leiden, the Netherlands Member No.: 17,814 |
QUOTE (Bushw4cker @ Apr 22 2011, 04:52 PM)  and I'm seriously reconsidering letting girls and my gay male friend play with us anymore...grrrr... What, just because we like making you breeders squirm? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif) A cyberpenis would have some sort of tactile sensors on it. If you hack it, you could mess with those - and that's gonna mess up a guy pretty good. It makes me think about those hacker nanites - they infiltrate implants and turn on the wireless. So you walk up to the guy, spill a "drink" on his lap, and fun will commence... QUOTE (Fortinbras @ Apr 22 2011, 10:40 PM) When my girlfriend read Augmentation, she was upset that while there was a penile implant, there was nothing for the ladies. She suggested something that changes flavors, like at a malt shop. Half my group, the girls, then spent the next half hour talking about various vaginal implant cyberware options while the boys looked embarrassed. It would have been hilarious had it not brought the game to a halt. Something like the Dentata in Snow Crash? |
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Apr 23 2011, 07:40 PM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
There is something to be said for a gland, either cyber or bioware, that releases artificial flavoring.
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Apr 23 2011, 07:44 PM
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The ShadowComedian Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,526 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 |
Get chocolate, if you really wanna give her something . .
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Apr 23 2011, 07:56 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
QUOTE (Stahlseele @ Apr 23 2011, 08:44 PM) Get chocolate, if you really wanna give her something . . (IMG:style_emoticons/default/eek.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/love.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/embarrassed.gif) |
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Apr 24 2011, 12:05 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 308 Joined: 2-November 09 Member No.: 17,830 |
I thought this Topic would get more responses....sigh, but the responses so far have been hilarious at least
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Apr 24 2011, 12:07 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 308 Joined: 2-November 09 Member No.: 17,830 |
I was thinking that Hacker could cause similar Effect as the Orgasm spell...
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Apr 24 2011, 12:08 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 308 Joined: 2-November 09 Member No.: 17,830 |
I'm just posting this to get post 100!!
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Apr 24 2011, 12:08 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
I think we're holding in a lot of things we want to say on the topic, for fear of Squicking out those with weaker wills.
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Apr 24 2011, 12:14 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
This is Dumpshock. There are no weak wills!
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Apr 24 2011, 12:18 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
Then I can post all the TMI I want?
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Apr 24 2011, 12:21 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 7,116 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 1,449 |
Wireless is a dumb idea for most cyberware, especially as the default, in a setting where people know that anything with a wireless link can be hacked.
But contemplating who might have it set on wireless... imagine someone who is the submissive in a 24/7 D/S relationship. If their dominant partner had wireless control over their submissive's cyberorgan, wow. Talk about total control. It's even creepier when you think about something similar being done non-consensually, by metahuman traffickers. |
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Apr 24 2011, 12:23 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
I always find it weird how everyone here's always so blasé about Bunrakus.
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Apr 24 2011, 12:23 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
I'm willing to bet that Wireless set-ups for cybernetics would be taking a nosedive after the Technomancer scare.
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Apr 24 2011, 12:24 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,840 Joined: 24-July 02 From: Lubbock, TX Member No.: 3,024 |
Probably to avoid thinking about the realities of one. That's some black stuff to float around in your head.
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Apr 24 2011, 12:25 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
*changes the subject* WHALES! EVERYONE THINK ABOUT WHALES!
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Apr 24 2011, 01:13 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 308 Joined: 2-November 09 Member No.: 17,830 |
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Apr 24 2011, 12:25 AM) *changes the subject* WHALES! EVERYONE THINK ABOUT WHALES! Sperm Whales! |
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Apr 24 2011, 01:16 AM
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Advocatus Diaboli Group: Members Posts: 13,994 Joined: 20-November 07 From: USA Member No.: 14,282 |
Humpback whales? :/
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Apr 24 2011, 01:17 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
Google images? Shall I?
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Apr 24 2011, 01:20 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,026 Joined: 13-February 10 Member No.: 18,155 |
QUOTE (Yerameyahu @ Apr 23 2011, 05:16 PM) Humpback whales? :/ Narwhals, jedi of the sea? |
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Apr 24 2011, 01:51 AM
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Prime Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,577 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Gwynedd Valley PA Member No.: 1,221 |
It would be a dirtaction for a guy, usless in a straight fight, embarrassing in a bar but maybe, just maybe very, very useful if you can sneak the effect on an unsuspecting guard or decker.
QUOTE (eyeBliss @ Apr 22 2011, 11:02 AM) , contrary to popular opinion, the penile implant isn't doing any decision making. In my experience it is as consitent as the male mind. |
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Apr 24 2011, 02:05 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
I can certainly see some guys IQ rising dramatically if their dick had an off-switch. Including me (IMG:style_emoticons/default/frown.gif)
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Apr 24 2011, 02:05 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,147 Joined: 2-May 10 Member No.: 18,539 |
QUOTE (Snow_Fox @ Apr 23 2011, 08:51 PM) In my experience it is as consitent as the male mind. I like how unbiased that statement is. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohplease.gif) |
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Apr 24 2011, 02:18 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
A lot of guys are, to put it bluntly (pardon the pun), dicks. I know girls can be too, but IMO, the drek we do sometimes is fragged up. IMO, an ideal world should consist solely of women, with hermaphrodites for breeding.
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