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[Tymeaus Jalynsfe...]

I got the longest, drawn-out, smack down fistfight possible!

Thomas Roxborough versus Peg the Decker!

Heh... Point for Canray...

[Angelone]

Dirk vs Serrin

[Angelone]

Double post.

Which of the Knight clones would win?

[Neurosis]

Dirk? I mean I imagine cyberarms would be pretty good for punching. Am I wrong?

[Saint Hallow]

I would like to see a "Who's more of a bad-ass samurai, Ghost-Who-Walks or Argent?"

[hermit]

Ghost-Who-Walks or Argent

Argent, hands down. So much more of a practical man.

Dirk vs Serrin

Dirk. Serrin is a lot but not a martial artist.

Wolf (From "Wolf and Raven") Vs. Wolf (From "Lone Wolf").

Wolf (Stackpole's) because he tends to fight possessed by Wolf (also Stackpole's). Possession rules are nuts. In bare-knuckled mundane fights, all bets are off, sicne they have really a lot in common. Evenly matched, could go either way.

Kellan Colt Vs. Sam "Twist" Verner.

Verner, because he has an I-Win card issued by his writer.

Neil The Ork Barbarian Vs. Slade The Sniper.

It was a direct-to-chip sales hit in 2051, and also won five golden raspberries (worst acting, worst choreography, worst script, worst sequel and worst crossover). The winner, hence, is MegaMedia productions, now a subdivision of Regency.

Lofwyr Vs. Aden. (Both in Metahuman Form), with [...] the Ancestor Spirit of Mohammad Ali refereeing.

Lofwyr. Because he hired a couple snipers to take out Aden in the ring, and put a huge bet on himself, effectively also making a huge buck out of the win (he also has the direct marketing rights to the fight reserved by Corp Court order).

Damien Knight vs Richard Villiers

Knight, because of previous military training, but it will be one hell of a match.

Gingerbread Crew vs Wrecking Crew

Wrecking Crew, because they actually do fighting and not a reality show.

My fight suggestions:

1. Harlequin vs. Erhan the Scribe
2. The Dodger vs. Puck
3. Catherine Hart vs. Nadja Daviar
4. William Jarman vs. Daniel Coleman
5. Ryan Mercury vs. Thorn

[Angelone]

Argent would win hands down, he's the embodiment of bamf. Now Hatchetman vs Ghost would be a great fight.

Hart would wreck Daviar

[Neurosis]

Ooh baby, this is heating up.

Verner, because he has an I-Win card issued by his writer.

Like Colt doesn't!?

1. Harlequin vs. Erhan the Scribe
2. The Dodger vs. Puck
3. Catherine Hart vs. Nadja Daviar
4. William Jarman vs. Daniel Coleman
5. Ryan Mercury vs. Thorn

1) This is becoming the second official matchup.

2) Well, Puck looks weak and sickly in the meat, whereas Dodger is just an elf. This is a battle of the bitches however you look at it, but I think my bet'd go with Dodger. I understand he slings a mean machine pistol, so hopefully he won't totally embarass himself in hand to hand.

3) I'd go with Hart; I just think she's more of a badass.

4) Howling Coyote. Hands down?

5) Disqualified. Both of these characters have in-game stats. You can roll out this fight if you want to. : )

[Angelone]

Harlequin and Erhan have faced off a few times and each lost an ear. Tough call with that one.

[Neurosis]

That, however, was with rapiers, which is an entirely different ball game than fisticuffs.

[Troyminator]

4) Yeah, but Lofwyr has mostly been all business and talk. Aden has the reputation for destruction (Just ask the people of Tehran. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, too soon?). So it'd be a good smack-down, drag-on fight, I think.

Didn't Lofwyr take on another dragon and kick its ass?

<edit> Already answered in a later post>

[CanRay]

/dev/grrl/ versus Pip (From Shadowrun Mission, Season 4).

And, the suggestion that will have every person in a good relationship angry at me: Slamm-0! versus Netcat!

[Elfenlied]

Personally, I want to see Burnout vs Teachdaire.

[CanadianWolverin...]

So, its totally ok for a sneaky type to sucker punch/kick/knee/elbow/headbutt/throw/trip and what not, correct? Just saying, this is Shadowrun, I totally see someone ambushing/ninja-ing in this fistacuffs.

Oh and if some pinkmohawk type character doesn't start a fight by launching themselves from some moving object for their first punch, I would be surprised as well.

[Neurosis]

No love for Ehran the scribe, it seems.

[hermit]

5) Disqualified. Both of these characters have in-game stats. You can roll out this fight if you want to. : )

what! Ryan is statted? Where? Not disbelieving, but ... where?

[Critias]

2. The Dodger vs. Puck

I think Dodger would take him (off the top of my head, just unabashedly picking the one I like better), but they've both been statted up -- albeit in different editions, so I think they're disqualified.

5. Ryan Mercury vs. Thorn

Painful as it is to say, I'd probably bet on Mercury.

Thorn got built a whole lot more as a sneaky killer than as a stand-up fighter (because he spent the last couple decades being a sneaky killer first, and a stand-up fighter second). From what I recall of Mercury's abilities, he's a whole lot more of an asskicking adept, with straight-up fighting abilities. If it were an assassination contest where they both got graded on how well they could sneak into someplace and kill someone (and his whole security detail), Thorn would probably take him. But in this sort of face-off, bare knuckle brawl? Mercury'd probably take him.

It'd be a long fight (because while Mercury spent his first action to Drake-up into a murder machine, Thorn would spend his first action to boost the bejeebus out of his Combat Sense and Critical Strike), and Thorn would be a frustrating dodge-monkey, don't get me wrong...but Thorn's pretty fragile, all things considered, so Mercury would just have to get in one solid hit and probably cut Rory in half.

It'd all come down to the luck of the dice, though. One unlucky soak roll from Mercury early on, and the elf's still in the fight, don't get me wrong. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

[Neurosis]

what! Ryan is statted? Where? Not disbelieving, but ... where?

Gencon 2011 Shadowrun Tournament. I GM'd the first half of it for one of a dozen tables that were playing. The pregenerated PCs were Ryan Mercury, Serrin Shamandar, Rigger X, Winterhawk, Netcat, Argent, Picador, and possibly one or two others I'm forgetting.

I completely agree with Critias' assessment of Mercury vs. Thorne on a fluff level, but since we have both sets of stats we could totally roll it out.

I think Dodger would take him (off the top of my head, just unabashedly picking the one I like better), but they've both been statted up -- albeit in different editions, so I think they're disqualified.

Can has stats for Dodger? What book are they from?

[hermit]

Gencon 2011 Shadowrun Tournament. I GM'd the first half of it for one of a dozen tables that were playing. The pregenerated PCs were Ryan Mercury, Serrin Shamandar, Rigger X, Winterhawk, Netcat, Argent, Picador, and possibly one or two others I'm forgetting.

Okay, little wonder I was unaware of his stats. Will this be in the SRM Convention pack?

Also, stats for Argent ... well, I'd like to see those and Ryan's.

[Critias]

Dodger was statted up back in SR3, somewhere in the Brainscan arc. I'm not at home right now so I can't provide a page number or anything, but hopefully someone else has their collection handy.

[ggodo]

I'm looking at Dodger's stats right now. Page 134 of Brainscan, for those curious.

[Critias]

I'm looking at Dodger's stats right now. Page 134 of Brainscan, for those curious.

*rolls his Drain soak after summoning ggodo as a Complex Action*

[ggodo]

You best believe you're over summoning for me. I'm at least Force 12.

[Critias]

So who says I'm not Magic of at least 12, then? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ork.gif)

[CanRay]

Battle Of The Lone Star Rejects: Derek "Dirk" Montgomery (Post Cyberarm) Vs. Wolf (Of "Lone Wolf")