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Aug 20 2011, 05:31 AM
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 582 Joined: 13-April 08 Member No.: 15,881 |
I was really bored at work the other day and someone sent me the Religion, Politics, and Toys article so I decided to try and create something like this for Shadowrun, just for fun. Feel free to add/modify them as you see fit.
Technomancers- We must be nice to our toys Adepts- Toys? Chaos Magician- Let's break all our toys! Mundane- I want shinier toys Infected- My toys are dirty Hacker- I can reprogram your toys to kill you |
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Aug 20 2011, 05:35 AM
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Immortal Elf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
Shamans: Our toys are sticks and stones!
Mages: Our toys are geometrically perfect. Weapon's Expert: Which toy shall I use today? Feels like a Shotgun type of day. Street Samurai: I miss my dikoted toys. Mr. Johnson: The job's not done until I screw my toys. EDIT: Bubba The Love Troll: Heh, I git mah toys delivered raight ta mah cell. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/devil.gif) |
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Aug 20 2011, 05:56 AM
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Target ![]() Group: Members Posts: 75 Joined: 17-July 11 Member No.: 33,515 |
Riggers: Our toys have toys
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Aug 20 2011, 05:58 AM
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Immortal Elf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
John Q. Wageslave: Why must those gangers have all the big toys?
John Q. Securityguard: Why must the Shadowrunners point the toys at us? Officer Friendly: DROP THE TOYS RIGHT FRAGGIN' NOW!!! Street Bum: Spare some cred for a toy, or some food? |
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Aug 20 2011, 07:20 AM
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 101 Joined: 10-November 10 From: australia Member No.: 19,167 |
Pornomamcer: everyones my toy
Theif: your toys are now mine Bouncers: sorry, can't come in with those toys |
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Aug 20 2011, 04:11 PM
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Shooting Target ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
Face: Now, why don't we all put our toys back in the toybox?
Single Weapon Adept: I only have one toy. I only NEED one toy. Ganger: Give me your toys, trog! Lesbian Elf Stripper Ninja: Hmmm, what a lovely toy you have-#####CENSORED##### |
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