[X] My Assistant

[KarmaInferno]

Crimson Samurai can't fly without extensive modifications.

They can't cast magic spells ever.

Hey, my Missions anthroform "Tom Cruise" drone can cast spells.

Hint: It's a pixie rigger in a hidden compartment casting via Mage Sight cable.

...

Replace Binky's cyborg brain with pixie! Stat!




-k

[Stahlseele]

it's an idea O.o

[ShadowDragon8685]

i figured as much by now.
seriously, pegasi and alicorns playing three dimensional soccer . . i have read some pony fiction, but i don't think i have read that one anywhere yet . .

My favorite depiction of Luna is Gamer!Luna from Ask Princess Molestia (and Gamer!Luna), but obviously, I'm not willing to throw Xboxes and computers into Equestria. But, it also establishes that Gamer!Luna isn't just fond of video games, but other sports and games as well. So I figured it was a good way to get some of that into her, to humanize - or, well, ponyize - her some more, move away from the ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE Luna. Show that she's started to grow, become more normal by the standards of Twilight Sparkle's era.

Plus, of course, pegasi and alicorns playing football in three dimensions. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

[Stahlseele]

Yah. Gamer-Luna is best Luna! ^^

[Irion]

@ShadowDragon8685
Damn you to hell, good sir.
I googled ask princess molestia expecting an FAQ of some sort, like something normal people would do.
I had to surgically remove parts of my brain to make sure those pictures are gone from my mind.

[Stahlseele]

*snickers*
Trollestia would be proud ^^

There is little that's better for being mean to people than to use their own curiosity against them!

[StealthSigma]

@ShadowDragon8685
Damn you to hell, good sir.
I googled ask princess molestia expecting an FAQ of some sort, like something normal people would do.
I had to surgically remove parts of my brain to make sure those pictures are gone from my mind.

Here's my approach to fan art/fan fiction/anything created by fans.

Ignore it or pay attention to the name of it.

In what world would you expect even a FAQ for something that contains the word "molest" in it to not require brain bleach?

[Lionhearted]

I think I've seen enough of the internet for my brain to warp out of existence and be replaced by something more inexplicable and bizarre...
Words of wisdom, never browse random pages on ED.
Seriously don't

[CanRay]

"What's Slash?" "It's, um, you, and me, and together..." "Dude, we're brothers." "Apparently that doesn't matter." - Supernatural

[Stahlseele]

Slashfiction:
"This one time, at Bandcamp, Slash came and visited. That Man has some seriously Badass Riffs to teach yo!"

But yes, Molestia is for the more dirty minded jokes . .
Trollestia is a bit tamer i think. Not by much though . .

But, and this is a BIG BUTT, almost as big as the Royal Plot, and i cannot lie, Mollestia has one redeeming Quality: Gamer Luna!

[ShadowDragon8685]

Slashfiction:
"This one time, at Bandcamp, Slash came and visited. That Man has some seriously Badass Riffs to teach yo!"

But yes, Molestia is for the more dirty minded jokes . .
Trollestia is a bit tamer i think. Not by much though . .

But, and this is a BIG BUTT, almost as big as the Royal Plot, and i cannot lie, Mollestia has one redeeming Quality: Gamer Luna!

Especially Gamer!Luna and her friendship with Derpy Hooves.

For instance, as wonderfully illustrated here. Derpy is (for now,) living inside the Christmas tree in Canterlot Castle (it's a big tree) and Luna went to visit her, and d'aaaaaaaaaaaawh.

[Lionhearted]

d'aaaaaaaaaaaawh.

Stuff like this makes me question your motives of liking the show, interesting engaging narrative neh?

[Stahlseele]

We watch it for the plot.

[ShadowDragon8685]

Stuff like this makes me question your motives of liking the show, interesting engaging narrative neh?

If you can't discern between a heart-melted "D'aaaaaaaawh" and something sexually suggestive, I feel bad for you, bro.

We watch it for the plot.

^--- Also that.

[Lionhearted]

Grown men is not supposed to have heartmelts!
Beer and cars and muscles and GUNS and stuff!
*giggle* Right! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

[Stahlseele]

Bear VS Pony http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDzOMhiNJKo

[ShadowDragon8685]

Grown men is not supposed to have heartmelts!
Beer and cars and muscles and GUNS and stuff!
*giggle* Right! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

I don't like beer or muscles. Cars and guns, I do like, though. And I also love adorable cartoon ponies. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)

[StealthSigma]

We watch it for the plot.

You said plot and not "plot". You're such a dirty liar.

--

Grown men is not supposed to have heartmelts!
Beer and cars and muscles and GUNS and stuff!
*giggle* Right! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

I enjoy musical theater. It's a fantastic way to pick up chicks. No really. There's this weird stereotype that all men that are into musical theater are gay. Expressing that you are not is like some weird ass superpheromone that women find irresistable.

[Stahlseele]

You said plot and not "plot". You're such a dirty liar.

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I enjoy musical theater. It's a fantastic way to pick up chicks. No really. There's this weird stereotype that all men that are into musical theater are gay. Expressing that you are not is like some weird ass superpheromone that women find irresistable.

I. Am. Not!
I will have you know that i bathe twice a week and shower every day! ò,Ó

[StealthSigma]

I. Am. Not!
I will have you know that i bathe twice a week and shower every day! ò,Ó

Okay. Liar. We all know what bronies mean when they say "I watch it for the plot." I will admit that there's a disturbing amount of plot in episodes.

I, on the other hand, watch it for the delightfully addictive musical numbers.

[Lionhearted]

There's musical numbers?!
Well why didn't you say so!

[Stahlseele]

Several in fact O.o
Can't have a cartoon primarely aimed at kids without them after all.
Disney would be proud of them . .

[Lionhearted]

Well you can have one without any good ones
Yeah I care as much for macho ideals as the average troll care for elven soap opera

[Stahlseele]

i don't like musical numbers, especially not in movies and series, myself . . but they are surprisingly well done . .

[Lionhearted]

*Titter* There's a good reason I said I can't really judge Bronies.

[ Spoiler ]

It's astounding, time is fleeting...
madness takes it toll.
But listen closely, not for very much longer. I've got to keep control
I remember! doing the time warp! drinking those moments when! the blackness would hit me! and the void would be calling!

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGA-AA-AAIN
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGA-AA-AAIN

It's just a jump to the left

and then a step to the rii-iii-iiight

put your hands on your hips
you bring your knees in tiii-iiiight
But it's the pelvic thruuuuust
That really drives you insa-a-a-aane

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGA-AA-AAIN
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGA-AA-AIN

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no, not at all
In another dimension with voyeuristic intention
Well secluded, I see all

With a bit of a mind flip!
You're into the TIME SLIP!
and nothing, will ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation
Like you're under sedation.

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGA-AA-AIN
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGA-AA-AIN!

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think when a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink. He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise. He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes. He stared at me and I felt a change. Time meant nothing, never would a-gain.

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGA-AA-AIN
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGA-AA-AIN

It's just a jump to the left...

What?