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post Jan 8 2012, 07:58 AM
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QUOTE (kzt @ Jan 7 2012, 10:45 PM) *
Same way it worked in the 1800s and early 1900s. Mutual societies, churches, charity, etc. Plus workhouses, etc.
Ebenezer: "Are there no prisons?"
First Collector: "Plenty of prisons."
Ebenezer: "And the union workhouses - are they still in operation?"
First Collector: "They are. I wish I could say they were not."
Ebenezer: "Oh, from what you said at first I was afraid that something had happened to stop them in their useful course. I'm very glad to hear it."
QUOTE (Pepsi Jedi @ Jan 8 2012, 01:37 AM) *
And as pointed out, the Triple A's have extraterritoriality, but the double A's and "A's and everything else don't. So they are taxed. I'd wager that the closer you get to AAA the higher your taxes are. When you're hitting AA status, the taxes alone are probably one of your greatest motivations to make AAA status.
AA-Corporations have Extraterritoriality.
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post Jan 8 2012, 08:01 AM
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People have breed very large draft horse stallions with shetland pony mares. You end up with a normal sized pony foal that grows a LOT.
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post Jan 8 2012, 08:13 AM
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QUOTE (kzt @ Jan 8 2012, 03:01 AM) *
People have breed very large draft horse stallions with shetland pony mares. You end up with a normal sized pony foal that grows a LOT.


I want to go on record for absolutely not wanting to see your source on that one. Not at all.
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post Jan 8 2012, 08:39 AM
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Dwarf Mother and a Troll Father scare me. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)

"How the hell did we have an Elf?" "Not a bloody clue, but the DNA results show it is ours." "Oh well. I'll just call him a runt."

And thus we have a bearded Elf that insists he's a Troll. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)
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post Jan 8 2012, 03:46 PM
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QUOTE (kzt @ Jan 8 2012, 08:01 AM) *
People have breed very large draft horse stallions with shetland pony mares. You end up with a normal sized pony foal that grows a LOT.

Putting my life long equestrian helmet on. I'd love to find someone that would permit a Shire stallion to impregnate their Shetland mare. The general rule is that the larger of the breeds to be bred is to be the mare but fence jumpers happen. Here's a Belgian that jumped a fence and found a Shetland mare. As you can see, the resulting horse is very clearly pony sized rather than Belgian sized.

I found this ancient report on Shires crossing with Shetlands. It was pretty fascinating. In the end, in horses, foal size is determined by the mare's uterus size rather than the genetics of the father and mother. You will get a resulting body type that will be more "Stocky" in the case of a draft cross (thicker limbs and overall body shape and size) but the resulting height and size is going to be closer to that of the dam (Mother/Mare) rather than the sire (Father/Stallion).

The issue here is two fold, generally draft horses tend to have better temperaments than smaller horses. Quite frankly, ponies are assholes. Given the choice between having a pregnant Shire and a pregnant Shetland, 99% of horse people are going to choose the Shire. I don't want to deal with a pissy Shetland mare for 11 months. Couldn't pay me enough, mares are already nasty enough during their cycle, there's just about nothing you could do have me care for a pregnant pony.

The other issue is that you really don't have a point in breeding a draft and a pony. The resulting horse is going to be nearly identical to a Gypsy Cob/Vanner horse which are already all the rage (ZOMG ITS A PRINCESS HORSE MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!!!!!ONE!111ELEVENTY, I'm not a fan) or a Welsh Section D. Draft horses and ponies have very different jobs, breeding them together would result in a stocky riding horse, essentially a Welsh D or a small draft, essentially a Gypsy Cob.

ETA: There is vanity breeding which could be a reason to cross these breeds but it's generally not well tolerated. About 5 years ago there was a breeder peddling "Miniature Clydesdales" that caused a lot of controversy. Thankfully in the equine industry that type of thing isn't very popular.

But the point is, the study shows that Shetland mares were artificially inseminated, which isn't a big deal, it's very much the norm in the horse industry (Aside from Thoroughbreds which require live breeding) and that the resulting foal would be regulated in size based on the mare's size.

That said, it's not something that is regularly done, a quick search on my sites and poking my friends could only find the Belgian/Shetland cross but I haven't given it much digging, it's Sunday morning and I've only had one cup of coffee. I've certainly never seen one in person, in my lifetime though.
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post Jan 8 2012, 05:19 PM
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post Jan 8 2012, 06:36 PM
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QUOTE (tehana @ Jan 8 2012, 04:46 PM) *
The issue here is two fold, generally draft horses tend to have better temperaments than smaller horses. Quite frankly, ponies are assholes. Given the choice between having a pregnant Shire and a pregnant Shetland, 99% of horse people are going to choose the Shire. I don't want to deal with a pissy Shetland mare for 11 months. Couldn't pay me enough, mares are already nasty enough during their cycle, there's just about nothing you could do have me care for a pregnant pony.

Reminds me that almost to a T the smaller dog breeds are the more intense ones.
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post Jan 8 2012, 06:55 PM
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6 years old Johnson :
"Mommy was a teenager when she got me. She said I was the better thing that ever happen to her, ever. She's now a troll. A totally a different person.

Now she wants to eat me.

Can you stop mommy to be a troll, pretty please ?"

Shadowrunners :
"we'd rather tell you how to make babies..." (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Jan 8 2012, 07:05 PM
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QUOTE (Jazz @ Jan 8 2012, 02:55 PM) *
6 years old Johnson :
"Mommy was a teenager when she got me. She said I was the better thing that ever happen to her, ever. She's now a troll. A totally a different person.

Now she wants to eat me.

Can you stop mommy to be a troll, pretty please ?"

Shadowrunners :
"we'd rather tell you how to make babies..." (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
6-years old and already gunning for the lifetime membership of the Humanis Policlub. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)
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QUOTE (CanRay @ Jan 8 2012, 08:05 PM) *
6-years old and already gunning for the lifetime membership of the Humanis Policlub. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)

You know, the young son of a friend of mine have terror and total lack of self control in presence of... glasses.
I think if I were a troll he could easilly imagine I would eat him. Anyway, in that case I'd rather tell him about Santa Claus (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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QUOTE (hobgoblin @ Jan 8 2012, 07:36 PM) *
Reminds me that almost to a T the smaller dog breeds are the more intense ones.


Yeah, it's pretty similar. Miniature horses can be very kind but not all are. Those are fairly consistently classified as horses rather than ponies though. Ponies? Ponies are terrible. I have gory horror stories but that's for another time when stomachs are settled and there's booze involved.
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post Jan 8 2012, 08:44 PM
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Hell, I remember hearing stories of dolphins and how everyone thinks they're nice because of the smile, but they're like Humans in a lot of ways...

Some are quite violent assholes. And some are even rapists.
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post Jan 8 2012, 09:24 PM
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Augmentation had the following quite insightful comment, unfortunately without any hard info to back it up:

How can we be discussing medical technology without discussing what’s always on our minds? That’s right: sex! Medtech has created a new sexual revolution, especially for women. Women now have easy and complete control over their periods, and contraception methods are cheap, easy to obtain, and just as available for the boys. People who want to be pregnant can be pregnant, and people who don’t want to be pregnant can terminate it immediately and painlessly. People who aren’t in the mood can get in the mood, and people in the mood who want to get out of the mood can (though why would you?).
We even have the technology and medical assistance for people who want to have relations and relationships with people of different metatypes. There was a time when it was awkward or even nigh-impossible for a human and a troll to get together, or a dwarf and an elf, or whatever. Medical aids can now help you find the solution to whatever your heart, or body, desires.
> Kat o’ Nine Tales


As far as the actual birth goes, if doctors are sparse and stationary care even more so, women have to birth their children at home again. Yep, that means perinatal mortality will be higher than today, and since medical care and nutrition don't get better after birth, infant mortality as well. Welcome back to the early age of industrialization...
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post Jan 8 2012, 11:16 PM
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post Jan 8 2012, 11:35 PM
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post Jan 8 2012, 11:53 PM
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QUOTE (CanRay @ Jan 8 2012, 01:44 PM) *
Hell, I remember hearing stories of dolphins and how everyone thinks they're nice because of the smile, but they're like Humans in a lot of ways...

Some are quite violent assholes. And some are even rapists.


Yep. Dolphins are nasty assholes, a higher number of which, statistically speaking, enjoy gang-raping to death anything they can get their multiple foot long prehensile penises into.

Bear that in mind if you ever get invited to go swim with them.

And chimps...hell, it's like the smarter an animal it is, the more of an asshole it turns out to be if you study it enough. Suppose that says something about the top dogs on this planet in terms of iq, eh?
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QUOTE (Sengir @ Jan 8 2012, 02:24 PM) *
Augmentation had the following quite insightful comment, unfortunately without any hard info to back it up:

How can we be discussing medical technology without discussing what’s always on our minds? That’s right: sex! Medtech has created a new sexual revolution, especially for women. Women now have easy and complete control over their periods, and contraception methods are cheap, easy to obtain, and just as available for the boys. People who want to be pregnant can be pregnant, and people who don’t want to be pregnant can terminate it immediately and painlessly. People who aren’t in the mood can get in the mood, and people in the mood who want to get out of the mood can (though why would you?).
We even have the technology and medical assistance for people who want to have relations and relationships with people of different metatypes. There was a time when it was awkward or even nigh-impossible for a human and a troll to get together, or a dwarf and an elf, or whatever. Medical aids can now help you find the solution to whatever your heart, or body, desires.
> Kat o’ Nine Tales


As far as the actual birth goes, if doctors are sparse and stationary care even more so, women have to birth their children at home again. Yep, that means perinatal mortality will be higher than today, and since medical care and nutrition don't get better after birth, infant mortality as well. Welcome back to the early age of industrialization...


Of course, much of that, much like the sex/birth control-related medical technology we have today, applies to those that have access to it. What's available to Kat or a wageslave isn't so much to a barrens teenager or a poor schmoe in so many other places in the world.
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post Jan 9 2012, 12:02 AM
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Merry christmas to you to, Canray (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
That was last month, I gave at the office. Get those kids back to work at the saw mill!!!
QUOTE (Eimi @ Jan 8 2012, 07:53 PM) *
Yep. Dolphins are nasty assholes, a higher number of which, statistically speaking, enjoy gang-raping to death anything they can get their multiple foot long prehensile penises into.

Bear that in mind if you ever get invited to go swim with them.
To be fair, we started the fighting. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif) My mother got to swim with them, with a pod that's apparently been mingling with humans for time immemorial. Apparently the native kids would go out to them with food back when (At least, that's what the guide said.). It's certainly been popular for over a century at least, they're free range, and they were all friendly with her.

Also, any dolphin shapechangers out there would make even a troll feel inadequate. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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QUOTE (Eimi @ Jan 9 2012, 12:53 AM) *
Yep. Dolphins are nasty assholes, a higher number of which, statistically speaking, enjoy gang-raping to death anything they can get their multiple foot long prehensile penises into.

Bear that in mind if you ever get invited to go swim with them.

And chimps...hell, it's like the smarter an animal it is, the more of an asshole it turns out to be if you study it enough. Suppose that says something about the top dogs on this planet in terms of iq, eh?

Supposedly more sociopaths on wall street than in prisons...
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post Jan 9 2012, 12:21 AM
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Supposedly more sociopaths on wall street than in prisons...
Supposedly?
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Chimps are bad. In some areas they'll break in and kidnap human babies.... you know. for food.

The one's we're used to in movies.. MOST of them have the 4 to 6 inch fangs pulled. (( that slightly gaptoothed smile? that's why.))

Monkeys are bad too. I worked at the NC zoo when I was younger. We once had a monkey get out. They cleared the zoo and passed out shotguns. Monkeys move like greased priests and they go STRAIGHT for the face/eyes/penis... and they have strength many times what most people attribute to them. A 30 pound monkey can take down most full grown men.

Not really much having to do with Shadow-sex... Just saying.

BTW.. Paranormal Animals of NA... one of the best Shadowrun books ever.
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QUOTE (ravensmuse @ Jan 7 2012, 06:44 PM) *
I think SR4A mentions that yes, humans goblinized into Orks do retain human life expectancy.


I can't remember where but there is a blurb stating (to the effect) that whatever race you are born as determines your lifespan, not what race you goblinize into.

So a Human that turns into a an Ork or Troll retains the Human lifespan while any brothers/sisters that were born as an Ork or Troll have those metatypes' lifespans instead.
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