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Ryusukanku
post Mar 12 2012, 05:50 AM
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I found this bit of information at http://www.cracked.com/article_19471_6-biz...er4=recommended


Food Side-effect #1 kinda makes me worried about the future family life of the average Shadowrunner... not to mention nearly anyone else in Shadowrun that can't afford 'real' food.
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phlapjack77
post Mar 12 2012, 10:15 AM
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It's kind of a damned-if-you-do, damned-if-you-don't situation here:

1) Eat meat: smell bad to women = lower chance of reproducing
2) Eat tofu: lower sperm count = lower chance of reproducing
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post Mar 14 2012, 07:32 AM
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QUOTE (phlapjack77 @ Mar 12 2012, 03:15 AM) *
It's kind of a damned-if-you-do, damned-if-you-don't situation here:

1) Eat meat: smell bad to women = lower chance of reproducing
2) Eat tofu: lower sperm count = lower chance of reproducing

Alternatives:

1. Eat non-soy protein alternatives (beans, for example. or mycoprotein)
2. Eat a balanced diet and bathe, so your sperm count will be fine and you won't smell bad. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
3. Be a vegetarian while you're dating, then switch to steak after you're married.
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post Mar 14 2012, 07:53 AM
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QUOTE (JonathanC @ Mar 14 2012, 03:32 PM) *
3. Be a vegetarian while you're dating, then switch to steak after you're married.

I like the way you think (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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