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Immortal Elf  Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465  |
QUOTE (toturi @ May 10 2013, 07:49 PM)  You really need to cut back on the chicken. Really, go cold turkey. On a diet to help a household member with their cholesterol.
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May 11 2013, 04:58 AM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ May 10 2013, 06:09 PM) "Hey, Vader, how's my favorite Sith? ... Hey hey hey, want do you mean they're giving you a parking ticket? ... ... YOU'RE PARKED WHERE? ... Yes, I know I disbanded them, but the Senate Building is now Low-Income Housing! You can't just park your Speeder. ... ... The Command ship? Hold on, I got another call. YES, WHAT IS IT? ... There's a command Victory Star Destroyer parked in the old senate building? Yes, I'm on it already. ... BECAUSE I'M THE EMPEROR, THAT'S HOW I KNOW! OK, Vader, back. How the hell did they get past all my teachings that I've given you to... ... Oh, she looks like your Mother and you don't want to... Just take the ticket, I'll make a new tax to pay for it! Fine. Yes, put her on. ... This is your Emperor. Yes, he actually does know me. No, I did not expect that name dropping would get him out of parking... No, trust me, he doesn't crash ships, he just parks them very violently. ... That's right, history of it, done it as long as I've known him. Look, he's a veteran of the Clone Wars and the Jedi Purge, can you give him some thrift? That would be great, thanks... Vader, you're back? Good. We have places for those ships and... Oh, you actually did crash it." Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-haaaaaaaaaah! AH-HAHAHAHAAHAahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I'm still laughing and out of breath because of it. You have a talent, CanRay. |
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May 11 2013, 06:08 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ May 10 2013, 11:58 PM) Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-haaaaaaaaaah! AH-HAHAHAHAAHAahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I'm still laughing and out of breath because of it. You have a talent, CanRay. Well, I have to have a talent for something...
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May 11 2013, 10:17 AM
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QUOTE (Wounded Ronin @ May 10 2013, 06:02 PM) That's like the old Shockwave sketch that used to be on newgrounds.com where the Emperor and Vader go to get dinner at a Chinese restaurant and see a movie. I think it was called Star Wars Lo Mein or something. Vader: "What is...MOO SHOO?" Emperor: "Little pancakes with cabbage. You've had it before. After you screwed up that attack on [I forgot where]!" I really laughed back when I was in middle school. It was Lo Mein, I remember that bit too, it was pretty well done. |
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