 You might be a..., Follow up with another joke |
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 Aug 22 2013, 02:46 AM
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Target  Group: Members Posts: 73 Joined: 16-August 13 From: Denver, Co Member No.: 144,074  |
Rigger if you have a custom drone to fetch your beer.
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Aug 22 2013, 05:47 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,962 Joined: 27-February 13 Member No.: 76,875 |
QUOTE (Fiddler @ Aug 21 2013, 07:46 PM)  Rigger if you have a custom drone to fetch your beer. And if that drone's a Steel Lynx, you might be a troll. |
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Aug 22 2013, 06:26 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 651 Joined: 20-July 12 From: Arizona Member No.: 53,066 |
you might be a Decker if.....You use your Mage's body to shield your 800k nuyen cyberdeck.
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Aug 22 2013, 07:16 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 73 Joined: 16-August 13 From: Denver, Co Member No.: 144,074 |
You might be Shaman if Dog takes you out for a walk.
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Aug 22 2013, 08:07 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 651 Joined: 20-July 12 From: Arizona Member No.: 53,066 |
that one seems to work more as a:
in Soviet Russia, Dog Walks You |
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Aug 22 2013, 08:10 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 36 Joined: 3-August 13 Member No.: 136,989 |
You might be a Street Sam if your blood type is 10W-30
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Aug 22 2013, 08:13 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 651 Joined: 20-July 12 From: Arizona Member No.: 53,066 |
you might be a Mage is you light a campfire with a F12 Firebolt
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Aug 22 2013, 08:49 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300 |
You might be a face if you talk Mr Johnson into doing the run for you.
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Aug 22 2013, 09:59 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 228 Joined: 30-July 09 Member No.: 17,450 |
You might be a Shadowrunner if walking into the Stuffer Shack for NERPS requires Astral Oversight and at least two backup escape routes.
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Aug 22 2013, 10:04 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 16 Joined: 21-August 13 From: Tokyo Member No.: 145,862 |
You might be a grunt if there is only one checkbox on your monitor sheet.
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Aug 22 2013, 11:07 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300 |
You may be a corpse if you're too far into overflow.
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Aug 22 2013, 07:20 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 364 Joined: 12-July 13 Member No.: 127,215 |
You might be a runner when your closest friends only know you by three fake names.
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Aug 22 2013, 08:00 PM
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Runner Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,039 Joined: 23-March 05 From: The heart of Rywfol Emwolb Industries Member No.: 7,216 |
You might be a Fixer if you ever were paid $20 by your Mom to clean out the back yard, paint the fence and evict the possibly rabid, but definitely psycho tomcat out from under the porch and you get 5 of the neighbourhood kids together to do it all just for $5 to split between them.
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Aug 22 2013, 08:16 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 73 Joined: 16-August 13 From: Denver, Co Member No.: 144,074 |
You might be A Shadowrunner if you ever paid your rent with some guard's cybereyes.
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Aug 22 2013, 08:21 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 364 Joined: 12-July 13 Member No.: 127,215 |
If you have ever covered up your crime with a much worse crime, you might just be a shadowrunner.
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Aug 23 2013, 02:41 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 73 Joined: 16-August 13 From: Denver, Co Member No.: 144,074 |
You might be GM if you have ever planned an intricate adventure full of puzzles and deep storylines and your players decide to handle it with C4, 2 shotguns and a panther assault cannon.
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Aug 23 2013, 04:57 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
You might be a CAS 'Runner if you spend your free time preventing people from smuggling themselves into Aztlan to get decent jobs.
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Aug 23 2013, 12:50 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,113 Joined: 24-January 13 From: Here to Eternity Member No.: 70,521 |
QUOTE (Fiddler @ Aug 23 2013, 03:41 AM) You might be GM if you have ever planned an intricate adventure full of puzzles and deep storylines and your players decide to handle it with C4, 2 shotguns and a panther assault cannon. AND they managed to get a full refund on one, unused shotgun and a PAC ! |
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Aug 23 2013, 12:52 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,113 Joined: 24-January 13 From: Here to Eternity Member No.: 70,521 |
You might be an NPC, if your friends keep referring to you as "that guy, over there!" or "wossisname"
this becomes more probable if you feel the need to wear a name badge, that they then ignore |
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Aug 23 2013, 01:31 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
You might be a mook if you only have one condition monitor and it only goes up to 8.
You might be wanted for terrorism if you blew up a 10 story building when you swear the guy told you it was only two. |
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Aug 23 2013, 02:44 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Aug 23 2013, 09:31 PM) You might be a mook if you only have one condition monitor and it only goes up to 8. You might be wanted for terrorism if you blew up a 10 story building when you swear the guy told you it was only two. You might also suck at recon and be unable to count... |
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Aug 23 2013, 02:48 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (FuelDrop @ Aug 23 2013, 09:44 AM) You might also suck at recon and be unable to count... Actually happened in a game. After blowing up the building the GM was describing what happens and described the building as being "10 stories tall" as it lifted off its foundation,* collapsed back down, and the intact part ended up leaning over against another building. Everyone around the table went, "Wait what? I thought you said it was a two story building!" *We piped a gas main into their air tight basement, then set it on fire. |
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Aug 23 2013, 02:53 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
You might be a Contact if the Shadowrunners only call you up when they need something.
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Aug 23 2013, 10:13 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 73 Joined: 16-August 13 From: Denver, Co Member No.: 144,074 |
You might be a street samurai if your response to use your head is can i put a spur there too?
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Aug 24 2013, 06:33 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 598 Joined: 12-October 05 Member No.: 7,835 |
You might be street lifestyle if you steal the security guard's shoes.
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