 List of stupid/ funny wireless boni, to let out some steam |
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  Aug 23 2013, 04:32 AM
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Shooting Target  Group: Members Posts: 1,748 Joined: 25-January 05 From: Good ol' Germany Member No.: 7,015  |
Hey everyone
since I'm a little mad at the wireless boni in SR5 (and I guess I'm not the only one) I thought it would be fun to start a thread to collect some "silly" bonuses If You want to participate You're welcome (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) But please stay civil I'll start with someone else's Bonus: QUOTE (Sendaz @ Aug 22 2013, 02:43 PM)  Tried that, but apparently all the matches require a wireless bonus to ignite as a free action. Ladies Handbag WiFi Bonus You need only 1d6 Rds to find an Item instead of 1d6 Minutes with a funny Dance Medicineman |
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Aug 23 2013, 05:13 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,351 Joined: 19-September 09 From: Behind the shadows of the Resonance Member No.: 17,653 |
Airline Life Vests WiFi Bonus
Inflates automatically upon hitting the water, as opposed to whatever action is necessary for you to pull the little red cords. |
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Aug 23 2013, 05:41 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 608 Joined: 7-June 11 From: Virginia Beach, VA Member No.: 31,052 |
Mr Studd wireless bonus:
Provides +2 body dice for teamwork tests involving it, even if this increases your Body over the +4 Stat boost limit. Wearing a synched biomonitor adds an additional +2 bonus. |
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Aug 23 2013, 05:44 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,575 Joined: 5-February 10 Member No.: 18,115 |
Penile Implant
Wireless Bonus: Adds its Rating as a positive modifier to its Concealability. ~Umi |
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Aug 23 2013, 06:04 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,351 Joined: 19-September 09 From: Behind the shadows of the Resonance Member No.: 17,653 |
QUOTE (Umidori @ Aug 22 2013, 10:44 PM) Penile Implant Penile Implant+Wireless Bonus: Adds its Rating as a positive modifier to its Concealability. ~Umi Wireless Bonus: Adds its Rating as a positive modifier to Seduction tests. |
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Aug 23 2013, 06:20 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 336 Joined: 18-June 08 Member No.: 16,062 |
Comlink
Wireless Bonus: Wirelessly connects you to the matrix |
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Aug 23 2013, 06:33 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,373 Joined: 14-January 10 From: Stuttgart, Germany Member No.: 18,036 |
Rollerskates
Wireless Bonus: Increases Accuray for performing stunts by 2. Microwave Wireless Bonus: Provides a +2 Bonus to all Cooking tests. |
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Aug 23 2013, 06:49 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 251 Joined: 29-April 02 Member No.: 2,659 |
Cat: You may specify the species of dead bird it leaves on your pillow.
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Aug 23 2013, 10:32 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300 |
Bullet.
Wireless bonus: Informs you when your gun jams. Flashlight. Wireless bonus: Informs you when it is dark. Socks. Wireless bonus: Informs you that your feet smell. (do not allow an AI to inhabit this node) |
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Aug 23 2013, 10:36 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,748 Joined: 25-January 05 From: Good ol' Germany Member No.: 7,015 |
Socks
WiFi bonus tells you wether its the right or left Sock with a barefoot Dance Medicineman |
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Aug 23 2013, 10:40 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300 |
QUOTE (Medicineman @ Aug 23 2013, 06:36 PM) Socks WiFi bonus tells you wether its the right or left Sock with a barefoot Dance Medicineman That's useful! I can never tell the difference! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif) |
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Aug 23 2013, 10:46 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,373 Joined: 14-January 10 From: Stuttgart, Germany Member No.: 18,036 |
Toiletseat
When Wifi enabled it automatically syncs with household's commlinks and biomonitors and goes either up or down depending on the next user. |
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Aug 23 2013, 10:48 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 651 Joined: 20-July 12 From: Arizona Member No.: 53,066 |
Toiletseat: Wifi- detects the presence of a woman & automatically lowers after every flush if a woman is present
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Aug 23 2013, 11:05 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 664 Joined: 26-September 11 Member No.: 39,030 |
Cybernetic tongue, wireless bonus: Talking is a free action
Beer Bottle. With wireless you can monitor the amount of beer remaining. If wireless is disabled, you will have no idea how much beer is in the bottle. Framing Hammer- Laser guide. Increases accuracy on each swing by 2. Wireless bonus: Gives a +2 dice pool modifier. Bar stool. Wireless allows you to sit down as a free action. Closed circuit T.V. and wired alarms. Wireless bonus: Your system can now be compromised by hackers. |
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Aug 23 2013, 11:08 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,575 Joined: 5-February 10 Member No.: 18,115 |
Hamburger - Wireless Bonus: You may eat a portion of the hamburger as a Free Action instead of a Simple Action.
~Umi |
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Aug 23 2013, 11:13 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,229 Joined: 20-December 10 From: Land of the Oatcakes Member No.: 19,241 |
QUOTE (FuelDrop @ Aug 23 2013, 11:32 AM) Flashlight. Wireless bonus: Informs you when it is dark. Can this be accompanied by an 80s text adventure style pop-up? It is dark. Would you like to use Torch? Y/N |
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Aug 23 2013, 11:29 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,575 Joined: 5-February 10 Member No.: 18,115 |
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You have been eatten by a wireless-enabled grue. ~Umi |
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Aug 23 2013, 11:53 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 73 Joined: 16-August 13 From: Denver, Co Member No.: 144,074 |
Credstick- allows access to money as a... hey where did it go?
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Aug 23 2013, 12:03 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,575 Joined: 5-February 10 Member No.: 18,115 |
That's... that's actually a legitimate thought.
If you connect one device to another with a wire, but the second device is Matrix enabled, the first device can be hacked. Consequently, a credstick could, in theory, be hacked during the brief time in which it is slotted into a commlink or similar. ~Umi |
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Aug 23 2013, 12:21 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,748 Joined: 25-January 05 From: Good ol' Germany Member No.: 7,015 |
Shoes :
Wirelesss Bonus warns You when you're about to tie the shoestrings with an "unopenable" knot HougH! Medicineman |
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Aug 23 2013, 12:45 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,113 Joined: 24-January 13 From: Here to Eternity Member No.: 70,521 |
Sun-Glasses : connects to a Matrix database of witty one liners, also adds +2 to any investigation / interrogation rolls
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Aug 23 2013, 01:05 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,009 Joined: 25-September 06 From: Paris, France Member No.: 9,466 |
Wire: You can connect to it without plugging it in.
Skinlink: You can get hacked. And where did you get that Skinlink in the first place? |
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Aug 23 2013, 01:28 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Umidori @ Aug 23 2013, 07:03 AM) That's... that's actually a legitimate thought. If you connect one device to another with a wire, but the second device is Matrix enabled, the first device can be hacked. Consequently, a credstick could, in theory, be hacked during the brief time in which it is slotted into a commlink or similar. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DT7bX-B1Mg Dog: Wireless bonus: will curse obscenities at you when you try to give it any form of medication. Yes, even the stuff that makes his skin stop itching like his mother. Without wireless enabled, it will hide under the porch instead. CD/DVD/Blu Ray: Wireless bonus: does not need to be inserted into slot. CD/DVD/Blu Ray Player: Wireless bonus: you may select which CD/DVD/Blu Ray is currently playing, from across the room, as a free action. Geosynchronos satellite: Wireless bonus: You may update the firmware, enable/disable the wireless bonus, and perform course corrections. Without this bonus the satellite may also veer off course. Once a month the satellite must make a Pilot + Navigate (Areospace) [Pilot / 2] (4) check (+2 accuracy if wireless enabled), if it fails, consult the following table to calculate the result.* *Limit written in this manner as I figure government satellites are going to be running pretty high software ratings. Thus giving hilarious results for civilian satellites. |
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Aug 23 2013, 02:04 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 993 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 313 |
Is it wrong I'm worried how many of these will make it into the matrix splat book?
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Aug 23 2013, 04:21 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,748 Joined: 25-January 05 From: Good ol' Germany Member No.: 7,015 |
QUOTE (Chance359 @ Aug 23 2013, 10:04 AM) Is it wrong I'm worried how many of these will make it into the matrix splat book? Thats ok with me, that way even more people can have a laugh with a funny Dance Medicineman |
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