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Draco18s
post Sep 12 2013, 07:48 PM
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QUOTE (Sendaz @ Sep 12 2013, 02:02 PM) *
Well, thankfully I am pretty immune to it, plus Unicorn are darn tasty as are Pegasi (taste like chicken), but I will keep a Napalm on hand if you should need it.

Maybe you have can bring your interests and that of the infec--errr-- family together in a sort of compromise. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)


I'm a fan of this, personally.
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post Sep 12 2013, 08:08 PM
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QUOTE (Sendaz @ Sep 12 2013, 01:02 PM) *
Well, thankfully I am pretty immune to it, plus Unicorn are darn tasty as are Pegasi (taste like chicken), but I will keep a Napalm on hand if you should need it.

Maybe you have can bring your interests and that of the infec--errr-- family together in a sort of compromise. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)


Just.... Ummm... Eh... I can't even comment. *shakes head*

QUOTE (Draco18s @ Sep 12 2013, 01:48 PM) *
I'm a fan of this, personally.


About choked on my drink... Just Awesome... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/eek.gif)
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post Sep 12 2013, 08:17 PM
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QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 12 2013, 03:08 PM) *
About choked on my drink... Just Awesome... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/eek.gif)


The only way to make MLP: The RPG fun. Set the game on LV-426.
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post Sep 12 2013, 08:21 PM
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Of course the King of Monsters has something to offer on the subject as well. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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post Sep 13 2013, 01:34 PM
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QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 11 2013, 09:08 PM) *
It's too late... my wife has succumbed. The infection has spread... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/frown.gif)
All that is left is Fire...



If you read this post without the previous context - it sounds like a dramatic, artsy commercial about STDs.
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post Sep 13 2013, 01:48 PM
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QUOTE (Bigity @ Sep 13 2013, 08:34 AM) *
If you read this post without the previous context - it sounds like a dramatic, artsy commercial about STDs.



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Yeah...we are just going to stop right there.

*walks away*
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post Sep 13 2013, 02:01 PM
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QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Sep 12 2013, 04:08 PM) *
About choked on my drink... Just Awesome... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/eek.gif)



You should watch
Planet 51
Pixar like Animation Movie ! (my little Alien included )

with a n animated Dance
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post Sep 13 2013, 02:23 PM
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QUOTE (Bigity @ Sep 13 2013, 07:34 AM) *
If you read this post without the previous context - it sounds like a dramatic, artsy commercial about STDs.


Heh... Awesome Bigity... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/eek.gif)
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post Sep 13 2013, 02:24 PM
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QUOTE (Medicineman @ Sep 13 2013, 08:01 AM) *
You should watch
Planet 51
Pixar like Animation Movie ! (my little Alien included )

with a n animated Dance
Medicineman


Seen it... it is pretty good. My son, of course, loved it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Sep 13 2013, 07:38 PM
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And on that subject...

Rover drone (or any drone)

Wireless bonus: accepts verbal commands
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post Sep 13 2013, 11:02 PM
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Alcohol

Wireless bonus: Slurs your commands and dials random numbers on your commlink.
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post Sep 13 2013, 11:15 PM
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QUOTE (Angelone @ Sep 13 2013, 06:02 PM) *
Alcohol

Wireless bonus: Slurs your commands and dials random numbers on your commlink.

Would also have accepted:

Wireless Bonus: +2 Dice to the CHA of all persons viewed.
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post Sep 24 2013, 09:01 AM
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Laser Weapon :
get a +1 Bonus to hit and recharges Online with WiFi open

with a wired Dance
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post Sep 25 2013, 07:01 AM
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Shovel :

Wireless Bonus : Tells you everything you don't really need to know, like cubic meters of earth moved, depth, hours worked, etc.
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post Sep 25 2013, 07:03 AM
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Canoe:

Wireless bonus: Locates closest paddle so you are never going up a creek without one.
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post Sep 25 2013, 07:31 AM
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Shadowrun, 5th Edition pdf:


Wireless bonus: Timely errata updates, vagary clarifications and .....

oh, who are we kidding? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohplease.gif)


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post Sep 25 2013, 01:19 PM
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Wageslave- wireless bonus accepts payment in kitten videos.
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post Sep 25 2013, 01:20 PM
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QUOTE (vladski @ Sep 25 2013, 03:31 AM) *
Shadowrun, 5th Edition pdf:


Wireless bonus: Timely errata updates, vagary clarifications and .....

oh, who are we kidding? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohplease.gif)


Vlad

Or maybe the book just got bricked is all. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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post Sep 25 2013, 01:40 PM
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QUOTE (Sendaz @ Sep 25 2013, 06:20 AM) *
Or maybe the book just got bricked is all. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)


Seems to happen a Lot with CGL. You would think they would have decent Hackers. Obviously they are not professional enough to turn Wireless off.
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post Feb 8 2014, 10:38 PM
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Necropost, but something that came to me:

Wireless Bonus : Stick-N-Shock Arrow Heads, recharges the arrowhead in two hours
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post Feb 8 2014, 10:38 PM
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Double Post (danged mouse)
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post Feb 9 2014, 07:14 AM
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QUOTE (SpellBinder @ Feb 8 2014, 05:38 PM) *
Double Post (danged mouse)

obviously you should have hooked it up to the matrix for the wireless bonus (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Feb 9 2014, 07:30 AM
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Well, it really is a wireless mouse....

Wireless Bonus : Mouse (or SR equivalent), anticipates your click by clicking for you
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post Feb 9 2014, 03:26 PM
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Sounds like the basis for a neat variation of an attack action (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)
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Loop Action, aka Rinse & Repeat
(COMPLEX ACTION)
Marks Required: 1
Test: Cybercombat + Logic [Attack] v. Intuition + Firewall
You overload part of your target’s memory and cause one of its running programs to repeat it's most recent action over and over.
You need to specify which program you’re trying to cause to loop; you can learn what your target is running either with a Matrix Perception action or by observing the program in action.
If you succeed, the selected program repeats it's last action over and over, potentially tying up the target's actions until the program is shut down, causing the program to crash and cannot be restarted until the device it was running on is rebooted.
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post Feb 9 2014, 03:29 PM
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QUOTE (SpellBinder @ Feb 9 2014, 02:30 AM) *
Wireless Bonus : Mouse (or SR equivalent), anticipates your click by clicking for you


You heard about Amazon, right?
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