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 List of stupid/ funny wireless boni, to let out some steam |
 Feb 9 2014, 06:56 PM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 433 Joined: 8-November 07 Member No.: 14,097  |
QUOTE (Makki @ Aug 24 2013, 02:34 AM)  the shadowrunner's all-time favourite doesn't have a wireless bonus!! Katana, wireless bonus: ??? Katana, wireless bonus: Adjusts its swing to avoid damaging particularly valuable cyberware/organs and finds you a buyer for them on the black market. |
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Feb 9 2014, 09:15 PM
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#152
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Runner Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,038 Joined: 23-March 05 From: The heart of Rywfol Emwolb Industries Member No.: 7,216 |
QUOTE (Sponge @ Feb 9 2014, 02:56 PM) Katana, wireless bonus: Adjusts its swing to avoid damaging particularly valuable cyberware/organs and finds you a buyer for them on the black market. Another wireless bonus for the Katana is it broadcasts subtitles of what the wielder says to everyone's AR within range. |
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Feb 9 2014, 10:51 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Feb 9 2014, 04:15 PM) Another wireless bonus for the Katana is it broadcasts subtitles of what the wielder says to everyone's AR within range. But only in the same language. A different language requires that the viewer's AR be wirelessly enabled. |
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Feb 10 2014, 12:18 AM
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#154
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300 |
Katana: Wireless bonus: Can cut through a solid steel block.
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Feb 10 2014, 03:54 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,782 Joined: 28-August 09 Member No.: 17,566 |
Katana: Wireless Bonus: Automatically detects what you are cutting and brags about it online for you. Deluxe models put instant replay clips on your shadotube feed!
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Feb 10 2014, 05:36 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
Katana wireless boni:
Automatically informs people that you're aware that "boni" is not the proper plural of "bonus" and are using the word ironically. Wireless bonus: Automatically switch between the various wireless bonuses available for the katana. Normal: Only two wireless bonuses for any given item may be active at one time. |
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Feb 11 2014, 02:16 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,192 Joined: 6-May 07 From: Texas - The RGV Member No.: 11,613 |
Combat Axe wireless boni-
Wireless Bonus: Adds 2 dice to destroying weak-ass, cliche weapons like Katana. Wireless Bonus: Transmits a properly orcish war bellow to all audio equipment in the area...no wait, that's just the orc with the axe letting out a war bellow. |
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Feb 11 2014, 03:57 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300 |
QUOTE (psychophipps @ Feb 11 2014, 10:16 AM) Combat Axe wireless boni- Wireless Bonus: Adds 2 dice to destroying weak-ass, cliche weapons like Katana. Wireless Bonus: Transmits a properly orcish war bellow to all audio equipment in the area...no wait, that's just the orc with the axe letting out a war bellow. Katanas deserve better than that. Much better... |
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Feb 11 2014, 04:40 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (FuelDrop @ Feb 10 2014, 10:57 PM) I started scrolling and only reading the headers. QUOTE ERPPCs are underpowered in Clan Systems. I burst out laughing. |
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Feb 11 2014, 05:21 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Feb 11 2014, 12:40 PM) I burst out laughing. are you trying to imply they are not?!? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif) |
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Feb 11 2014, 06:45 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,351 Joined: 19-September 09 From: Behind the shadows of the Resonance Member No.: 17,653 |
For me, the ROTFLMAO moment was the "Lasguns Are Underpowered In 40K" and the ridiculous stats for what they ought to be.
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Feb 11 2014, 08:06 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300 |
QUOTE (SpellBinder @ Feb 11 2014, 02:45 PM) For me, the ROTFLMAO moment was the "Lasguns Are Underpowered In 40K" and the ridiculous stats for what they ought to be. I think they were lowballing it myself. Gotta say that the ork one post down from him presented a very convincing argument. |
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Feb 11 2014, 01:33 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
Carp are underpowered in Dorf Fortress
That is a ≡exceptional article≡. |
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