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 List of stupid/ funny wireless boni, to let out some steam |
 Aug 31 2013, 12:13 AM
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Neophyte Runner  Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300  |
QUOTE (Angelone @ Aug 31 2013, 08:12 AM)  Toothpaste Wireless boni: Teeth can be used as a flashpak. So Richard Hammond uses wireless toothpaste. Good to know. |
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Sep 5 2013, 12:00 AM
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#77
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,351 Joined: 19-September 09 From: Behind the shadows of the Resonance Member No.: 17,653 |
Wristwatch
Wireless Bonus: Must be slaved to a commlink or cyberdeck. Actually tells you the time. Does not function otherwise. |
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Sep 5 2013, 12:10 AM
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#78
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Runner Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,038 Joined: 23-March 05 From: The heart of Rywfol Emwolb Industries Member No.: 7,216 |
Waterproof/Diver's Watch
Wireless Bonus: Same as Wristwatch, except when ACTUALLY UNDERWATER more than 50cm of Fresh Water or 5cm of Salt Water. |
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Sep 5 2013, 12:27 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
RC Car
Wireless Bonus: You can control the car remotely. RC Helicopter Wireless Bonus: Will crash into the nearest tree. Boomerang Wireless Bonus: Will crash into the nearest tree. |
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Sep 5 2013, 12:29 AM
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#80
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Runner Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,038 Joined: 23-March 05 From: The heart of Rywfol Emwolb Industries Member No.: 7,216 |
Kite
Wireless Bonus: You get to watch it sail away. Good going. |
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Sep 5 2013, 12:40 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
Oh man, I was trying to think of one for kite. I didn't want to do the crashes into the nearest tree schtick again.
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Sep 5 2013, 03:02 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 7,089 Joined: 4-October 05 Member No.: 7,813 |
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Sep 4 2013, 08:29 PM) Kite Wireless Bonus: You get to watch it sail away. Good going. oddly enough, for most kites this actually *doesn't* happen. in most cases they'll actually just crash to the ground. the string is actually required for the kite to stay up in the air (certain specific designs of kite may do somewhat better, but in general even if it's shaped for gliding it will still probably crash eventually). |
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Sep 5 2013, 05:20 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,748 Joined: 25-January 05 From: Good ol' Germany Member No.: 7,015 |
Trees
Wireless Bonus : Attracts RCs, Kites,Boomerangs,american Footballs, Tennisballs,Basketballs, etc . +2 Dice for these Items to crash into Trees. Bonus is compatible with Wireless Bonus of RCs,Boomerangs or Kites to crash into Trees with a Treehuggers Dance Medicineman |
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Sep 5 2013, 08:57 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300 |
QUOTE (Medicineman @ Sep 5 2013, 01:20 PM) Trees Wireless Bonus : Attracts RCs, Kites,Boomerangs,american Footballs, Tennisballs,Basketballs, etc . +2 Dice for these Items to crash into Trees. Bonus is compatible with Wireless Bonus of RCs,Boomerangs or Kites to crash into Trees with a Treehuggers Dance Medicineman Why does this remind me of the Kite-eating Tree from Charlie Brown? |
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Sep 5 2013, 09:11 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,748 Joined: 25-January 05 From: Good ol' Germany Member No.: 7,015 |
Kite-Eating Trees
the true reason for the Atzlan-Amazonian War with a Wardance Medicineman |
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Sep 5 2013, 09:50 AM
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Canon Companion Group: Members Posts: 8,021 Joined: 2-March 03 From: The Morgue, Singapore LTG Member No.: 4,187 |
QUOTE (Angelone @ Sep 5 2013, 08:27 AM) Boomerang Wireless Bonus: Will crash into the nearest tree. Wireless Bonus: Will crash into your face on the trip back. |
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Sep 5 2013, 10:06 AM
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Runner Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,038 Joined: 23-March 05 From: The heart of Rywfol Emwolb Industries Member No.: 7,216 |
Car
Tireless Bonus: Movement reduced to 0, Rigging may increase this. Match Fireless Bonus: Can be used to pick your teeth Church Choirless Bonus: Blessed Silence |
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Sep 5 2013, 12:15 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 1,973 Joined: 4-June 10 Member No.: 18,659 |
Pornography :
Wireless bonus : Automatically updates your dayplanner to convince your boss you were working all along. |
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Sep 5 2013, 12:56 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,113 Joined: 24-January 13 From: Here to Eternity Member No.: 70,521 |
QUOTE (Angelone @ Sep 5 2013 @ 08:27 AM) Boomerang Wireless Bonus: Will crash into the nearest tree. QUOTE (toturi @ Sep 5 2013, 10:50 AM) Wireless Bonus: Will crash into your face on the trip back. As a free action ! |
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Sep 5 2013, 12:57 PM
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Runner Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,038 Joined: 23-March 05 From: The heart of Rywfol Emwolb Industries Member No.: 7,216 |
QUOTE (Mach_Ten @ Sep 5 2013, 08:56 AM) As a free action ! Shouldn't that be a FLEE action? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif) Or at least cause one? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) |
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Sep 5 2013, 02:18 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 697 Joined: 18-August 07 Member No.: 12,735 |
QUOTE (thorya @ Aug 23 2013, 06:05 AM) Framing Hammer- Laser guide. Increases accuracy on each swing by 2. Wireless bonus: Gives a +2 dice pool modifier. It should also reduce the recoil modifier if you swing it in the subsequent initiative pass. |
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Sep 5 2013, 03:06 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 697 Joined: 18-August 07 Member No.: 12,735 |
QUOTE (Emil Barr @ Aug 28 2013, 09:05 AM) Pen: Wireless - Uses advance predictive software to spellcheck your handwriting as you write. Pen: Wireless: Can be used to parry any and all sword attacks with a +4 accuracy bonus |
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Sep 5 2013, 03:16 PM
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Runner Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,038 Joined: 23-March 05 From: The heart of Rywfol Emwolb Industries Member No.: 7,216 |
QUOTE (cryptoknight @ Sep 5 2013, 11:06 AM) Pen: Wireless: Can be used to parry any and all sword attacks with a +4 accuracy bonus Proof at last that the Pen IS mightier than the sword. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif) But only with wireless on. Also: Money Wireless Bonus: May be spent (and taxed) as a Free Action |
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Sep 6 2013, 08:55 AM
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Moving Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 681 Joined: 23-March 10 From: Japan Member No.: 18,343 |
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Sep 5 2013, 07:06 PM) Car Tireless Bonus: Movement reduced to 0, Rigging may increase this. Match Fireless Bonus: Can be used to pick your teeth Church Choirless Bonus: Blessed Silence This one actually made me LOL. Nice job! |
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Sep 6 2013, 09:02 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 651 Joined: 20-July 12 From: Arizona Member No.: 53,066 |
Viking body
Pyreless bonus: rejection from Valhalla Swampboat Mireless bonus: beached Direwolf Direless bonus: regular wolf Anything you can sell Buyerless bonus: earned no money today |
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Sep 6 2013, 09:15 AM
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Runner Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,038 Joined: 23-March 05 From: The heart of Rywfol Emwolb Industries Member No.: 7,216 |
QUOTE (Dolanar @ Sep 6 2013, 04:02 AM) Viking body Pyreless bonus: rejection from Valhalla Swampboat Mireless bonus: beached Direwolf Direless bonus: regular wolf Anything you can sell Buyerless bonus: earned no money today LOL (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) The Enquirer Enquireless bonus: Real News Sailing Gyreless bonus: Dead in the water Upping the Retirement Age Retireless Bonus: Still working for McHughs and AzMart at 70+ |
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Sep 6 2013, 10:43 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300 |
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Sep 6 2013, 05:15 PM) Upping the Retirement Age Retireless Bonus: Still working for McHughs and AzMart at 70+ What is this retirement of which you speak? |
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Sep 6 2013, 11:47 AM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
Book
Wireless bonus: Allows you to search the digital copy and give you page numbers for hits. Screwdriver (1) Wireless Bonus: Keeps track of all those damn fiddly interchangeable heads and lets you change them as a free action. Screwdriver (2) Wireless bonus: Informs you when vodka-to-orange juice ratio is just right. Calculator Wireless bonus: Lets you control it with your commlink. (Yep, still made by Texas Instruments.) Hot sauce bottle Wireless Bonus: Tracks your usage habits and recommends an exact amount to use based on what your next meal is and how much there is of it based on the scoville rating of it and other hot sauces you use. Surgical instruments Wireless Bonus: Reminds you when you've forgotten one inside a patient. (Who uses hand instruments these days?) Microphone Wireless bonus: Transmits recorded audio to another device as encoded data. Roll of wrapping paper Wireless bonus: Estimates how much length of the roll you're going to need to wrap a given package based on the dimensions of the package and your previous ratios of over/underestimation and failures resulting in needing to rewrap the package. Coat Wireless bonus: Deploys hood and zips up as a free action. Commlink game Wireless bonus: Allows access to singleplayer functions. (DAMN YOU, UBISOFT!) Checkbook Wireless bonus: Self-balancing thanks to micro-miniaturized internal gyroscope. Medicine Bottle Wireless bonus: Provides access to prescription and refill information. (And that covers a handful of the objects near to/on my desk. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) ) |
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Sep 6 2013, 12:44 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 73 Joined: 16-August 13 From: Denver, Co Member No.: 144,074 |
QUOTE (Medicineman @ Sep 5 2013, 03:11 AM) Kite-Eating Trees the true reason for the Atzlan-Amazonian War with a Wardance Medicineman I thought it was because atzlan kept pulling the football away. Football- wireless bonus allows you to know when exactly to pull the ball away so the kicker lands flat on his back. |
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Sep 6 2013, 12:48 PM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
QUOTE (Fiddler @ Sep 6 2013, 08:44 AM) I thought it was because atzlan kept pulling the football away. Questioning the man dancing the Wardance. Wireless Bonus: The man dancing the wardance can locate you by triangulating your wireless signal. |
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