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 Feb 14 2014, 11:39 PM
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Runner  Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,038 Joined: 23-March 05 From: The heart of Rywfol Emwolb Industries Member No.: 7,216  |
A Physical Adept, a Shaman, and a Street Mage were taking a whizz in a public restroom.
The Adept finished first, and proceeded to scrub his hands thoroughly, to the elbow, saying, "We Adepts have learned to keep our bodies pure and clean." The Shaman finished next, and barely wet his fingertips saying, "We Shamans have learned to respect Mother Earth and preserve her resources." The Street Mage zipped up and headed for the door, saying, "Us Mages have learned not to piss on our hands." |
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Feb 14 2014, 11:47 PM
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The ShadowComedian Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,526 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 |
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Feb 15 2014, 06:32 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,782 Joined: 28-August 09 Member No.: 17,566 |
What do you call a decker who can't fight?
[ Spoiler ] What do you call a decker who can't deck either? [ Spoiler ]
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Feb 16 2014, 01:41 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 40 Joined: 3-September 02 Member No.: 3,217 |
A mage, a shaman, a techmomancer walk into a bar...
The street samurai had cybereyes and was able to duck under it. |
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Feb 17 2014, 09:17 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 504 Joined: 8-November 05 From: North Vancouver, BC Member No.: 7,936 |
A Mage turned into a bar.
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