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  May 7 2004, 10:59 PM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 334 Joined: 17-November 03 From: Texas Member No.: 5,828  |
I've been meaning to post this for almost a month, but here goes.
Wouldn't this be a juicy dark secret? For those who don't want to link, here's the text from the wire report in my local paper: [ Spoiler ]
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May 7 2004, 11:01 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,751 Joined: 8-August 03 From: Neighbor of the Beast Member No.: 5,375 |
:rotfl:
Oh man! That would SUCK!! |
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May 7 2004, 11:14 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 194 Joined: 24-January 04 Member No.: 6,013 |
You gotta watch out for those crazy kung fu catholic school girls.
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May 7 2004, 11:20 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,751 Joined: 8-August 03 From: Neighbor of the Beast Member No.: 5,375 |
Heh. |
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May 8 2004, 12:17 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,428 Joined: 9-June 02 Member No.: 2,860 |
Oh, heh, yeah, I recall the original articles about his beatdown and arrest. I sent the article around to my friends.
That would make a great dark secret, too. The question is, which is the dark secret? Being a flasher or being beaten up by school girls? "Hey, don't I know you?" "Er...no. I'm just the new troll street samurai. Eh, please to meetcha 'n stuff." "No, no. I've seen you before." "I have common features..." "I know! You were that troll flasher beaten up by the Elvish Catholic middle school girls last year!" |
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May 8 2004, 12:28 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,028 Joined: 9-November 02 From: The Republic of Vermont Member No.: 3,581 |
Yeah, they're almost as tough as the Girl Scouts. |
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May 8 2004, 01:38 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,751 Joined: 8-August 03 From: Neighbor of the Beast Member No.: 5,375 |
:rotfl: :rotfl: Oh man, this whole thread should get moved to the "Laughs in the Shadows" Thread. :) |
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May 8 2004, 03:53 AM
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Chicago Survivor Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 5,079 Joined: 28-January 04 From: Canton, GA Member No.: 6,033 |
Well, Catholic School girls gotta do something to protect themselves, otherwise the tentacle monsters would just walk all over them otherwise. :D
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May 8 2004, 04:53 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,428 Joined: 9-June 02 Member No.: 2,860 |
Heh. Good point. :) |
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May 8 2004, 05:17 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,156 Joined: 15-March 03 From: Fresno, CalFree Member No.: 4,252 |
Or slither naughtily over them, as it were. |
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May 8 2004, 08:09 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,751 Joined: 8-August 03 From: Neighbor of the Beast Member No.: 5,375 |
Judging from anime, just that seems to happen rather frequently.... ;)
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May 8 2004, 11:51 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,451 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Austin, TX Member No.: 4,488 |
Only if their uniforms resemble sailor suits.
The Abstruse One |
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May 8 2004, 02:17 PM
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Prime Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,577 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Gwynedd Valley PA Member No.: 1,221 |
So is the dark secret that you're a sexual pervert or that you go the snot beaten out of you by school girls?
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May 8 2004, 03:06 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,965 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Edinburgh, Scotland Member No.: 2,032 |
This'd probably be a case of taking dark secret twice, and police record for good measure.
As it happens: Yes, 5 catholic schoolgirls probably could take-out a failrly hard troll under the shadowrun system. Figure hockey sticks into the equation and the troll dosen't stand a chance. |
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May 8 2004, 03:20 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,049 Joined: 24-March 03 Member No.: 4,323 |
Indeed they could. Friends in melee is a powerful modifier.
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May 8 2004, 05:16 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 216 Joined: 27-January 04 Member No.: 6,025 |
Whirling and sissy slapping negates friends in melee.
Also there's that extra appendage to add to the whole fracas |
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