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Luke Hardison
post May 7 2004, 10:59 PM
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I've been meaning to post this for almost a month, but here goes.

Wouldn't this be a juicy dark secret?

For those who don't want to link, here's the text from the wire report in my local paper:

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kevyn668
post May 7 2004, 11:01 PM
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:rotfl:

Oh man! That would SUCK!!
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post May 7 2004, 11:14 PM
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You gotta watch out for those crazy kung fu catholic school girls.
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post May 7 2004, 11:20 PM
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QUOTE (Dax)
You gotta watch out for those crazy kung fu catholic school girls.

Heh.
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post May 8 2004, 12:17 AM
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Oh, heh, yeah, I recall the original articles about his beatdown and arrest. I sent the article around to my friends.

That would make a great dark secret, too. The question is, which is the dark secret? Being a flasher or being beaten up by school girls?

"Hey, don't I know you?"
"Er...no. I'm just the new troll street samurai. Eh, please to meetcha 'n stuff."
"No, no. I've seen you before."
"I have common features..."
"I know! You were that troll flasher beaten up by the Elvish Catholic middle school girls last year!"
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post May 8 2004, 12:28 AM
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QUOTE (Dax)
You gotta watch out for those crazy kung fu catholic school girls.

Yeah, they're almost as tough as the Girl Scouts.
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post May 8 2004, 01:38 AM
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QUOTE (Cray74)
Oh, heh, yeah, I recall the original articles about his beatdown and arrest. I sent the article around to my friends.

That would make a great dark secret, too. The question is, which is the dark secret? Being a flasher or being beaten up by school girls?

"Hey, don't I know you?"
"Er...no. I'm just the new troll street samurai. Eh, please to meetcha 'n stuff."
"No, no. I've seen you before."
"I have common features..."
"I know! You were that troll flasher beaten up by the Elvish Catholic middle school girls last year!"

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Oh man, this whole thread should get moved to the "Laughs in the Shadows" Thread. :)
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post May 8 2004, 03:53 AM
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Well, Catholic School girls gotta do something to protect themselves, otherwise the tentacle monsters would just walk all over them otherwise. :D
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post May 8 2004, 04:53 AM
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QUOTE (Nikoli)
Well, Catholic School girls gotta do something to protect themselves, otherwise the tentacle monsters would just walk all over them otherwise. :D

Heh. Good point. :)
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Fresno Bob
post May 8 2004, 05:17 AM
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QUOTE (Nikoli)
the tentacle monsters would just walk all over them otherwise


Or slither naughtily over them, as it were.
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post May 8 2004, 08:09 AM
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Judging from anime, just that seems to happen rather frequently.... ;)
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post May 8 2004, 11:51 AM
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Only if their uniforms resemble sailor suits.

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post May 8 2004, 02:17 PM
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So is the dark secret that you're a sexual pervert or that you go the snot beaten out of you by school girls?
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post May 8 2004, 03:06 PM
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This'd probably be a case of taking dark secret twice, and police record for good measure.

As it happens: Yes, 5 catholic schoolgirls probably could take-out a failrly hard troll under the shadowrun system. Figure hockey sticks into the equation and the troll dosen't stand a chance.
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Jason Farlander
post May 8 2004, 03:20 PM
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Indeed they could. Friends in melee is a powerful modifier.
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post May 8 2004, 05:16 PM
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Whirling and sissy slapping negates friends in melee.
Also there's that extra appendage to add to the whole fracas
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