A Shedim, an Infected, a Headcase and a Flesh Form Insect walk into a bar |
A Shedim, an Infected, a Headcase and a Flesh Form Insect walk into a bar |
Jul 12 2015, 04:50 PM
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Runner Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,039 Joined: 23-March 05 From: The heart of Rywfol Emwolb Industries Member No.: 7,216 |
Ok, actually I got nothing, but maybe YOU can come up with the rest of the joke....
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Jul 12 2015, 05:00 PM
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The King In Yellow Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,922 Joined: 26-February 05 From: JWD Member No.: 7,121 |
Says the infected: "I wanna eat souls! Delicious human souls! I like it most when they squirm and wiggle, it gives the most amazing texture and aroma!" Says the spirit: "We must consume all the humans for the swarm! FOR THE SWARM!" Says the headcase: "New host upload complete in 45 seconds ... 40 seconds ... 30 seconds ..."
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Jul 12 2015, 05:43 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 5,082 Joined: 3-October 09 From: Kohle, Stahl und Bier Member No.: 17,709 |
The bar offers free drinks for the designated driver. Since Infected can't stomach alcohol, and the alien personalities of the others can't conceptualize the human need for altered personal states, everybody wants the free drinks. The bar is left a smoldering crater.
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Jul 12 2015, 05:56 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,930 Joined: 9-April 05 From: Scandinavian Union Member No.: 7,310 |
The infected says to the insect spirit... "Man you really bug me", he responds "Well you still seem riper than the tin can over there... and you know I hate canned food", shedim eyes them hungrily... "Say when you're done can I have the body?"
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