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Jun 7 2004, 02:26 PM
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 392 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Hamburg, Germany Member No.: 1,270 |
Hi everybody,
I feel it's time again for some (probably stupid and obvious) questions. It just occured to me that I have no clue about most things going on behind the scenes when a Shadowrun is set up, which is - as I am the GM - potentially fatal. This whole thing is intendet as an ongoing installment to generally put questions associated with the "johnson-side" of organizing a run. This first one is about quality insurance: if working on a tight schedule, how does the Johnson assure the quality of the job done? Examplesituation 1: The runners where told to sabotage a certain facility and where offered a bonus if they could do so without being caught. How does Johnson know if they have been caught? Sometimes there's isn't an outright carchase ensuing or some immediate reaction. Maybe there's video footage of the run which is broadcasted in the morning news the next day or the day after. He would hardly demand his money back, would he? Examplesituation 2: The runners are told to kill a certain person, maybe make it look like an accident or whatever, in any case something that keeps them from bringing the target's head for proof. How does the Johnson know the job is well done? Does he wait until the info becomes available through legal sources (newspaper, private notes, etc.) My second question would be how to handle data (or other loot) that is not to be handed over to third parties. Examplesituation 1: A team is hired to steal some data, whipe the data of the original host, destroy all the copies of it and then bring the data to the Johnson without keeping any copies for themselves. How is the Johnson going to insure that all the other copies have been whiped? How does he know the runners aren't keeping a private copy to sell it in about a week? Examplesituation 2: The runners are told to enter a facility and surgically remove a certain piece of data from a datastore and leave everything else untouched. How does he insure that the runners have whiped the file and how does he insure that they didn't steal anything for private purposes? Sure, for both questions there's the possibility that he finds out later and comes back for revenge. However, for some Johnsons, this is not possible (be it corporate politics or - more likely - a limited budget. remember, Johnsons do not have to work on behalf of a giant corporation). And also it's a really undesirable thing and a great risk too. If it was that easy to pull off for the runners, it would be done more often. Then there's always the magical *reputation hit*. Well, as I said, not all Johnsons are influential in the Shadows and also most Johnsons don't want their runs to be talked about. After all, that's why most of them come to the shadows: keeping it secret. Hardly anyone is going to connect some sold loot or something like that and no johnson is going to hand in an evaluation sheet to the johnson. There's no "johnson's review" magazine in the shadows. The bad rep may get around if you regularly fail jobs or screw partners and fixers but I have a hard time believing that screwing your johnson will get you a bad rep (except with that specific johnson). So far so good... I hope I didn't make myself look too stupid with... :silly: |
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Jun 7 2004, 02:44 PM
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Dragon ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4,138 Joined: 10-June 03 From: Tennessee Member No.: 4,706 |
Quality assurance: The Johnson simply doesn't pay the runners all of the money up front. Generally, most runs pay 10-30% upfront and the rest on completion. If you botch the run, you don't get all or any of your second-stage cash. There may well be a waiting period in there, as well.
Information leaking: The "industry" polices itself to a large extent. Shadowrunners who break the terms of their agreement usually find themselves with a rotten rep and few job prospects. The Johnson can also have them killed in retaliation and not suffer a personal hit to his rep because it'll probably be pretty common knowledge what the runners pulled. [edit] Rep hits are more powerful than you might think. The Johnson sends a very clear message of displeasure to the fixer(s) who set up the run. This message gets around the shadows pretty quickly afterwards.[/edit] |
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Jun 7 2004, 02:46 PM
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Canon Companion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 8,021 Joined: 2-March 03 From: The Morgue, Singapore LTG Member No.: 4,187 |
None, there is no real surefire way of ensuring the mission objectives. Just as there is no real surefire way of ensuring that the Johnson isn't going to betray or otherwise set up the runners.
The Johnson may just be yanking the fixer's chain and may be trying to weasel out of paying the runners.
Who is to know what the runners pulled? Disinformation can easily be spread. The runners might not have done what the Johnson said they did. The runners could easily say the Johnson set them up or even better they survive the hit squad and now the Johnson's rep is going to take a huge hit instead. Always ask yourselves "What would I do if X was a NPC?" and "What would I do if X was a PC?" If both answers are different, then I suggest you take a look at the tips for being a GM section in the BBB, in particular, Be Fair. |
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Jun 7 2004, 03:33 PM
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 693 Joined: 26-March 03 Member No.: 4,335 |
Its a possibility. Bear in mind that it's all a business, though. A Johnson who constantly whines about his runners is going to have a hard time getting repeat business. Just like the Johnsons who backstab their runners.
That's right, they could. This is where reps come into play. The stronger your rep, the more people will believe your side. Runners work hard to build a good rep so that they have credibility in the shadows. Johnsons do the same. If a Johnson has to set up a group, he probably does it rarely, and mostly to groups with no big rep. The person with the best rep wins. Until they screw up. :cyber: (Actually, if it's ugly enough, _both_ sides reps could take a beating.)
True enough. The thing to remember about all NPCs is: they are just folks doing their jobs too. |
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Jun 7 2004, 04:24 PM
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 392 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Hamburg, Germany Member No.: 1,270 |
Well, my problem with reputation are wider spread and I'll possibly open another thread about this since I find it to be very essential and worth discussing.
More on topic: My Johnsons hardly even pay half of the pay up front, more like 20% most of the time BUT usually the runners call the Johnson the second they complete the job and get out alive. They will then make an appointment with the Mr. J to get their pay. Till now this has worked out and till now the players never tried to screw with their Johnson but now I have a very creative group of players and I believe it's only a matter of time until they try. Is it reasonable for a Johnson to wait a few days or weeks until the dust has settled and he is sure everything happened as ordered? As for the information leaking / looting: Who will ever know that the runners broke the terms of their agreement? As long as they don't sell the data/loot to the fixer who organized the job for them, they should be fine. Depending on the loot they could also keep it for a while and sell it off bit by bit. Who is ever to know that they did this certain run and who is to connect that loot with the runners and/or the run and who is then to ask whether they where "allowed" to steal it or not? It's highly unlikely that anyone will ever deduct a breach of contract from a few runners selling things. There's nobody keeping the great overview. Everybody involved only sees a small section of the story but never enough to actually get something harmfull for the runners out of it. Of course it can always happen that for some strange reason the Johnson hears about the 'ware hitting the streets and the only ones able to sell this would be the runners. However, this is only likely when the data is pretty hot (hot enough to cause some excitement in the shadows/corporate world) or if they are dumb enough to sell large amounts of hot equipment over a short amount of time. |
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Jun 7 2004, 05:27 PM
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Ain Soph Aur ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,477 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Montreal, Canada Member No.: 600 |
Question 1 Example1: A "bonus" for not being caught? Not being caught is pretty fragging much a requirement. You get caught, the contract is forfeit. You always get to keep the up front pay, but anything else is up in the air. Work out a new one (i.e. please please don't kill me Mr J, I'll make it up to you). As for knowing they got caught... a good Mr J has his feelers inside the target corp and inside law enforcement agencies. Nothing necesseraly very deep, but finding out if the runners got sloppy should be easy. If he's not certain, but thinks maybe things got sloppy, and can make up 101 plausible reasons to delay paying the runners until he knows for sure. Example2: Someone who orders a hit on someone else probably personnally pays pretty well attention to how it's done. If you asked a hitman to kill someone for you, don't you think you'd be pretty tense about how well it's done? He will find a way to know, that's for sure. Conclusion: the J always has some sort of way to know how well it went down, usually some small insider information. It's easy to get general inside info. Detailled info is another matter, but general info should be enough to gauge quality. Plus, there's always surveillance. Question 2 Example1: He won't know. Either he'll see it on the market and now have to plan on how to kill the runners, or he won't and all is well. Payback is the only option in case of treachery. Example 2: Once again, payback. If the orders are *specifically* not to steal other sutff, then the runners should ask for more money to compensate. Else, they can steal all they want. If he paid them not to steal other stuff, and they still do, then once again it's payback time. Conclusion: Reputation and Payback are the only tools available to Johnsons when it comes to honour.
If the J cannot, from lack of power, execute payback, then he just lost, and the runners won. Period. If he won't, then the runners won again. Imagine YOU, hiring some mafia thug to kill your boss that you hate. Job goes down, but thug gets caught and tells the cops you hired him. He walks, and you're gonna go to jail. Oh shit. Whatcha gonna do? Nothing. You lack the power for payback. You thought playing in the shadows was gonna be easy and that nothing could go wrong, cause you paid good money. Though shit.
Rep is indeed a touchy subject, and merits it's own thread. I'm gonna start one right now, as a matter of fact! |
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Jun 7 2004, 06:14 PM
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Dragon ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4,065 Joined: 16-January 03 From: Fayetteville, NC Member No.: 3,916 |
Typically, I ask for a "mission objectives" list so the Johnson can specify what is and is not required for the job.
Additionally, I ask about any verification requirements, if necessary. Do you really want his head on a silver platter? What grade of silver? Any particular fashion of platter? And there is nothing wrong with a Johnson waiting a few days for the heat to blow over -- most PCs would wait for that as well, especially if they're moving hot goods as freebies to the job. A standard Johnson clause might be "contact me a week after completion of the job and we will make arrangements" or he might leave the remaining payment with the fixer to avoid the "wow, Bob's account was short 20% before Jim got whacked and now the remaining 80% just got transferred to...Poppa Doc's House of Guns and Sushi? What the frag?" And if it's a sensitive job, the Johnson may want to verify the results with his (or her) own intel before confirming satisfactory completion of the job. Granted, the time delay in verification and final payment would be best agreed upon in advance to keep both parties happy. "What do you mean you can't confirm until next year?" -Siege |
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Jun 7 2004, 08:51 PM
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Manus Celer Dei ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 16,898 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
20% up front, 20% upon completion of the job and initial verification, 60% upon absolute verification.
Or similar. Time lapses of no more than ten days between completion and payment are probably pretty common. ~J |
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Jun 7 2004, 09:09 PM
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Ain Soph Aur ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,477 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Montreal, Canada Member No.: 600 |
Sounds like a pretty lousy deal from the runners perspective... especially since canon mentions a few times "and remember, half up front". Having only 40% of your pay upon having completed your end of the bargain would make more than one runner twitchy. I mean, you've got nothing to hold as hostage against the Johnson should he refuse to pay. |
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Jun 7 2004, 09:25 PM
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Manus Celer Dei ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 16,898 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
So fiddle with the percentages. Remember, the J has an equally tenuous hold on the runners should they decide to screw him.
~J |
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Jun 7 2004, 11:40 PM
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 476 Joined: 30-December 03 From: Fresno, CFS: taking out one durned furriner at a time. Member No.: 5,940 |
True.
If a team runs off with the money, their rep is fragged. However there's always another desperate sinless out there willing to run for some cred. The Corps, on the other hand, just can't make a new Johnson overnight. Johnsons that ruin their rep need to be replaced, and that costs time, money, and resources. Enless the corp specifically tells the Johnson to stiff the runners, the tradeoff between a few tens of thousands verses the cost of ruining the rep of their resource is not good for the bottom line. Independant Johnsons are a different matter, but the Corps do set the tone and the expectations in the unwritten rules. The shadows exist at their sufferance. The shadows had damn well play by their rules. |
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Jun 8 2004, 12:09 AM
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Beetle Eater ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,797 Joined: 3-June 02 From: Oblivion City Member No.: 2,826 |
When you take your car to a mechanic, do you really know if he or she fixed your car? Sometimes it is very obvious, and other times not so. He charged you for a new fuel pump, but maybe all he did was clean the filter. She claimed it took four hours and that the bolts had rusted solid, but perhaps it took ten minutes and not a second more. The Johnson doesn't know, maybe he never will. There will be runners that count on it, just as there are informants who lie to get more money, mobsters who skim on the construction costs and so on. This is the problem with criminal endeavors. The Johnson would not demand his money back should he discover betrayal. He might inform every fixer and Johnson he knows not to hire the runners, or he might inform the suicide Johnson of three potential candidates. If the job cost him enough in terms of his own reputation or even job, he will try to kill them. Period.
The Johnson almost always has a mole or person inside the target building that reports to him. Even if the person is only a security guard that copies reports, or a secretary that keeps a blog. They will send messages in completely innocuous ways or even without their knowledge. He will have personal deckers monitoring the necessary systems and so on depending on the critical level of the mission.
This is the same as the first example. However, he'll also put out a request to buy information identical to the target information. If something surfaces in the next few days or week, the Johnson will get a heads-up. Then, depending on many things, the he will decide not to use the runners again as above, buy the information, or kill them.
How does he know the file is there in the first place? If he knows it exists, he can ensure it is gone. As to knowing if they stole anything, he puts out a request to buy information about the target corp, if the runners show up as sellers, he knows. |
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Jun 8 2004, 05:23 PM
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 191 Joined: 10-May 04 Member No.: 6,316 |
Johnson's are a dime a dozen for the big corps. What businessman doesn't have massive Negotiations to begin with? As long as the runners never learn who's behind them, a corp can burn every team it hires, swap Johnsons, and never come through on a single deal. If one or two teams find out who the corp is the rep hit won't even be that bad. First, occasonally screwing your runners is pretty much accepted on both sides as standard. Second, even if the corp DOES get a bad rep, so what? Aztech can have the worst rep in the biz, killing runners, never paying, etc, but guess what? 90% of the time YOU WONT EVEN KNOW YOU'RE WORKING FOR THEM. Until you feel the knife in your ribs, and start to wonder just who hired you. You have to remember, for a corp profit is life, but the amount of profit is meaningless. Everythings marginal. If a run nets :nuyen: 1 after expenses, it was worth it. RL is full of examples of corps who took a yearly profit in the tens of dollars, or even a hefty loss, just to keep their name out there and undermine their competition. It's all part of the tooth-and-nail process of staying alive. |
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Jun 8 2004, 05:31 PM
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Manus Celer Dei ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 16,898 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
Amount of profit is life. Ever hear of stockholders?
And most businessmen won't have massive Negotiations scores any more than most cops would have massive Pistols scores. ~J |
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Jun 8 2004, 05:36 PM
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 693 Joined: 26-March 03 Member No.: 4,335 |
True, to a degree. Sure, a corp can replace Johnsons.
The problem with rotating Johnsons frequently is that a new Johnson has no Rep. No Rep means less people will do business with him. So without a good network of contacts, and people willing to vouch for him, how is a new Johnson supposed to do his job? |
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Jun 8 2004, 05:41 PM
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 191 Joined: 10-May 04 Member No.: 6,316 |
Yes. Profit has very little to do with the value of many stocks. In RL, profit is usually worse because of current tax structure. Yeah, management with no ability to interact, ass-kiss and wheedle is gonna go far. Maybe as far as a nice desk job in a 5' cubicle in the basement. It must suck to address your stockholders: "Assets grew 200%, sales went up 400%, we drove our 2 strongest competitors out of business, we now are the sole owners of incredible new technology that it cost us :nuyen: 0 to research, and stocks split 10 times last year. But overall we made :nuyen: 1. "No profit!!1!! You're fired!" :sleepy: Lantzer, you're right. I'd suspect even a truly vile corp would keep a few good Johnsons with a clean rep, for the odd run where they don't want to screw someone. But again, most runners don't even know what corp they're working for. They could be screwed, get half their team killed, and be working for the same corp the next day. |
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Jun 8 2004, 05:42 PM
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Dragon ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4,065 Joined: 16-January 03 From: Fayetteville, NC Member No.: 3,916 |
Presumeably the Corporate Office has a rolodex of names who may (or may not) be interested in doing business with a Johnson.
The Johnson is a relatively nameless face who might be the person responsible for the job originally or he might be a minion who's acting as intermediary for another person/department. This, of course, is dependent on what view of the Johnson/Fixer/Runner relationship you choose to endorse. The fixer may actually have no idea what person/company he's doing business with or they might have a long professional relationship. -Siege |
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Jun 8 2004, 06:11 PM
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Running Target ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,451 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Austin, TX Member No.: 4,488 |
What keeps the runners honest? You screw a J or a fixer, everyone in town knows about it.
What keeps a Johnson honest? A quote (probably butchered) from Neuromancer. "You're Mr. Nobody. You pay to keep from becoming a Mr. Somebody." The Abstruse One |
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Jun 8 2004, 06:50 PM
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 392 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Hamburg, Germany Member No.: 1,270 |
Hm, well ok... I guess this discussion won't go much further without running in circles. I think we all agree that Johnsons usually don't have a rep (except for the odd neutral freelance johnson who is hired as a middleman). Their job is to be unknown, most of the time. Some corps probably have some prestige-Johnsons, for the odd job when it's ok for the runners to know who's behind it but I think this will be more of an exception then a rule.
So, to sum things up: A Johnson will usually give some feedback to the fixer or whoever got the runners to him, causing them to get worse or less jobs. He will eventually keep the payment until he at least somehow has an idea that the job was done right (this idea is so incredibly simple, effective and reasonable I can't believe it didn't occur to me before). He will, should he be screwed bad enough, search retribution of some kind. He will start his own efforts to find out whether the runners really didn't steal and sell anything. Did I get this right? Did I miss something? |
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Jun 8 2004, 07:21 PM
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Ain Soph Aur ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,477 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Montreal, Canada Member No.: 600 |
Yup, sounds about right! |
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Jun 8 2004, 07:30 PM
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Ain Soph Aur ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,477 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Montreal, Canada Member No.: 600 |
#6, I disagree with everything you said. Johnsons are not a dime a dozen. It takes a very rare kind of person to be a Johnson. First of all, you need to find a cold-blooded sonofabitch to broker deals that kill, maim and rob people. Yes, corporate culture can breed pretty tough people, but there is a HUGE differance between the tough corporate player and someone that has other people killed on a monthly basis. Second, you need to find people that are willing to face the very big risk of going to jail, or getting killed, as well as knowing too much. Johnsons are very rare. They are nearly insane power players willing to put it all on the line to grow in power within the corp. Add to that the "Johnson skill" factor. You think it's easy to fool runners into not knowing who they work for? It takes a lot of skill to be a Johnson. Amount of profit meaningless: well, that's more or less true. The only thing that matters is GROWTH. Stock price is directly related to business growth, not profit. And stock prices are the sole and only thing of matter. |
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Jun 8 2004, 07:36 PM
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Chicago Survivor ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 5,079 Joined: 28-January 04 From: Canton, GA Member No.: 6,033 |
"Do you understand your value to the organization Resnick?"
(brief pause) "You're a sadist. You lack compunction. That comes in handy." Pretty much sums up most Johnson's as well. |
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Jun 8 2004, 07:43 PM
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 392 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Hamburg, Germany Member No.: 1,270 |
Do keep in mind that not all (not even most) Johnsons are actually professional Johnsons. Sure, the corp will his profesional Johnsons around for when something "official" (i.e. fitting the corporate agenda not something public) needs doing but in the end there are still all the private agendas of the corps, jobs offered by private persons, runs coming from the mob or gangs or some small coprs or organizations.
And in those cases, Johnsons are just normal people who have some shadowy dealings. Most of them probably aren't even good in negotiating with runners. Tthey will be nervous and unexperienced. And most of all they are expendable (well, as expendable as it gets when you have limited personel). Plus they don't tend to have a street rep. |
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Jun 8 2004, 07:55 PM
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 191 Joined: 10-May 04 Member No.: 6,316 |
Ok. Well, I think this is a pretty subjective topic to begin with. However, my understanding of the setting is a world where corporations have run amuck, growing in power to surpass even nations. Runaway capitalism as it were. In such a system everyone is a dime a dozen. Wage slaves have barely any identity, they push triplicate-copy papers in tiny identical cubicles and can be replaced with someone identical in a matter of minuites. The main difference in management levels is the size of the cubicle and the importance of the papers to the corps survival. I doubt a society inundated with this philosophy would treat Johnson's much differently. They already have a term for those that choose to live outside this system, SINless, Shadowrunners. I'm not sure there's such a difference between the hardened corp player and a cold-blooded killer. At least in Gibsons novels. Jail, power, et al; You mean like Cheney and Haliburton? Or Martha Stewart? :D "You have a problem with authority Mr. Anderson. You believe that you are special, that somehow the rules do not apply to you. Obviously you are mistaken." Pretty much sums up the corporate mindset. |
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Jun 8 2004, 09:08 PM
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Ain Soph Aur ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,477 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Montreal, Canada Member No.: 600 |
There are definatly people who are fitted to being Johnsons. I'm not denying the concept of corp Johnsons. But there isn't this huge and unlimited pool where you can just pull out a new one after you burned the old one. Cheney, Stewart, that other name I don't recognise... that's 3. And they're all pretty exceptionnal people. It takes an exceptionnal person to want and achieve that much power, and so by definition they are few. Once again, I'm not saying there aren't any Johnson. Just that there isn't that many per corp. Corps need to be careful to protect their Johnsons, they are valuable assets. |
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