 Use(less) detection spells ;), Twisted interpretations |
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 Aug 31 2003, 12:18 AM
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Shooting Target  Group: Members Posts: 1,677 Joined: 5-June 03 Member No.: 4,689  |
Detect Explosives. That should pick up every petrol tank in the vicinity ...
Any others? :vegm: |
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Aug 31 2003, 01:14 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
Detect Blood (odd, there seems to be a few gallons where I'm standing)
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Aug 31 2003, 04:06 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 76 Joined: 26-February 02 From: South of Sanity Member No.: 1,148 |
for the more... interresting mage-types.. detect undergarments :eek: :P
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Aug 31 2003, 04:09 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 309 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 1,548 |
Detect Errant User.
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Aug 31 2003, 04:21 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 511 Joined: 30-May 03 From: Tulsa, OK Member No.: 4,652 |
Detect Undead... I never seem to be able to find anything with this spell...
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Aug 31 2003, 04:29 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 348 Joined: 20-June 03 Member No.: 4,782 |
Detect winning lotto numbers.
Print out a book with all the possible lottery combinations. |
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Aug 31 2003, 05:01 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
Detect Detection Spells (for Anchoring something nasty, like a Nova spell)
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Aug 31 2003, 05:07 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,677 Joined: 5-June 03 Member No.: 4,689 |
Detect Iron (for elves who have that "traditional" allergy) ... better hope they originally specified "Cold [pure, unalloyed] Iron"
:D Keep them coming! |
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Aug 31 2003, 05:20 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
Detect Combat Spell (Hey! I'm getting something fwoosh Ow! Fucker!)
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Aug 31 2003, 06:56 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,222 Joined: 11-October 02 From: Netherlands and Belgium Member No.: 3,437 |
You suppose you could make a Detect Invisibility?
Sphynx |
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Aug 31 2003, 07:08 PM
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Senior GM Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 1,406 Joined: 12-April 03 From: Redmond, WA Member No.: 4,442 |
Sure, but it'd be resisted by the person, and the target number would be higher if the opposition was ... er ... out of sight. ;)
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Aug 31 2003, 10:43 PM
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Beetle Eater Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,797 Joined: 3-June 02 From: Oblivion City Member No.: 2,826 |
Detect Sarcasm
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Aug 31 2003, 10:49 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
Detect Conspiracy
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Sep 1 2003, 05:50 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 76 Joined: 26-February 02 From: South of Sanity Member No.: 1,148 |
LOL.. riggers' wet dream... Detect Traffic Cop :P
runner's dream: Detect Surveillance |
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Sep 1 2003, 06:43 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 224 Joined: 6-April 02 From: ab.ca Member No.: 2,522 |
Detect Conversational Landmine
"Honey, does this dress make me look fat." *zap* "oww.... Oh, look, I gotta go!" |
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Sep 1 2003, 09:07 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 1 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 785 |
'Someone is spying on us! Every time I cast this, I find something!' |
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Sep 2 2003, 02:01 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,677 Joined: 5-June 03 Member No.: 4,689 |
Detect Trap. Linked to Detect Runners' Practical Application of Intelligence. ("Stupid fragging asphalt! Stupid hole!")
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Sep 2 2003, 06:04 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,677 Joined: 5-June 03 Member No.: 4,689 |
(Ack! My GM is gettting creative! These are from him - slightly edited by me.) Detect Fire (self): For lodestar's co-workers. Are you accident-prone? Tired of having what you are working on ruined because of an incidental cut? Then get our new: Detect Injury (Self) spell.
Has this ever happened to you? Never suffer this tragedy again by using our new: Detect Injury (Self) spell. >>>>> Ok I know you're all falling all over your decks laughing at this, but you might want to look at this seriously if you've got a Trama Damper, Damage Compensation, or Pain Editor. If you can't feel the pain, how are you to know you're injured?<<<<< - Needs_new_arm |
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Sep 2 2003, 08:35 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 46 Joined: 28-August 03 From: Denmark Member No.: 5,549 |
hahaha! oh, that was nice (really! i couldn't help laughing when i saw the post)... :) detect lawyer: this could be useful. you never know when you 'accidentally' run over a small boy in your brand new eurocar. :D detect silicone: hmm, i wonder if those are real? :-P |
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Sep 2 2003, 08:43 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,751 Joined: 8-August 03 From: Neighbor of the Beast Member No.: 5,375 |
Detect Bulldrek
"That Johnson musta come straight from the farm, 'cause my magesense is tingling!" |
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Sep 2 2003, 09:01 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 745 Joined: 26-July 03 From: Montréal, QC, Canada Member No.: 5,029 |
:rotfl:
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Sep 2 2003, 10:08 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 675 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Seattle Member No.: 2,034 |
Detect Mana Warp.
Mage, "AAaaaaaooooaaahhhhaaaaiiiii!" Other smarter mage, "Yep we are in a mana warp." |
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Sep 3 2003, 02:56 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 120 Joined: 26-February 02 From: UK Member No.: 1,873 |
Detect Evil Gm:
"I got a bad feeling about this...." :D |
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Sep 3 2003, 03:47 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 47 Joined: 26-June 03 From: Salt Lake City: Ute Nation Member No.: 4,811 |
Detect Plot Hook (don't scrag 'im - he's a PLOT HOOK)
Detect DEUS (there's a part and there's a part and there's a part ....) Detect IE (currently being developed in game by the Lone Gunman and out of game by Ancient History) |
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Sep 3 2003, 04:03 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
Damn spell mechanics...hey, Arcanum V! Laon me your copy of the Necronomicon. The Evil Dead/Evil Dead II/Army of Darkness version.
Ancient History casts Detect Artificial Intelligence Damn! I jack in, log into the SCIRE, try to cast the spell, and all I get is a fucking headache, then I get dumped. |
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