 [SoA2064] Elf porn, or nearly there |
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 Sep 20 2005, 12:11 AM
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Running, running, running  Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,220 Joined: 18-October 04 From: North Carolina Member No.: 6,769  |
hmm, perhaps it's my mind thats gone lost, i thought <> was another form of equal too.....
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Sep 20 2005, 12:26 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 305 Joined: 24-September 03 From: Albany, OR Member No.: 5,643 |
Well, we are both lost. We are continuing to post, offtopic, in a thread about Elf Porn... LOL
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Sep 20 2005, 02:56 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
*puts down his latest copy of Orks Gone Wild*
Elf pr0n? How passe. It's all about the Orks man, once you go ork, you never go back. |
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Sep 20 2005, 04:07 AM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
That's because you'd be traumatized for life! |
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Sep 20 2005, 06:03 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 305 Joined: 24-September 03 From: Albany, OR Member No.: 5,643 |
Bah, you gotta get cross-genre with it. Troll (Giant) males and Elf females.... |
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Sep 20 2005, 07:23 AM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Pass! I prefer my Elf Porn pure.
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Sep 20 2005, 08:20 AM
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Canon Companion Group: Members Posts: 8,021 Joined: 2-March 03 From: The Morgue, Singapore LTG Member No.: 4,187 |
Pure elf porn... ahhhh! Personally I prefer SURGED elf pussies. meeeow! :love: :P
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Sep 20 2005, 09:10 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Or the other way... do you know the episode of Futurama, when they discovered the planet of the Giant Amazones? Death by Snu-Snu. :rotfl: |
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Sep 20 2005, 04:29 PM
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Running, running, running Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,220 Joined: 18-October 04 From: North Carolina Member No.: 6,769 |
i'm not lost just very...very... desperate... i dont even know if elf porn COULD save me at this point...
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Sep 20 2005, 05:27 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
Aye! So it's time to have giant females going at it with elf males! |
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Sep 20 2005, 08:12 PM
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Chicago Survivor Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 5,079 Joined: 28-January 04 From: Canton, GA Member No.: 6,033 |
The spirit, is willing but the flesh is bruised and spongy.
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Sep 20 2005, 08:37 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 226 Joined: 4-June 03 Member No.: 4,685 |
So very true, man, so very true words. More avantgarde prefer Trolls, especially greek variations. Ka-pow. For sexy price of 6,99 we offer first half of great greek story "Troy", starting with goddesses arriving and seducing young ork Paris. Paris takes Helen, most beatiful trolless and escapes from feast, leaving angered elf goddesses. They then have sex with all elf and human heroes in the hall and instigate them to attack Troy where Paris is hiding. After arrival at Troy and unsuccesful siege they decided to make a horse and sneak in while their women, pretending to be captured slaves distract guards. After great and controversial ork-troll love scene comes battle, where trolls break in and find Paris dead, and Helen killing herself. No story is more true than the sad story of Helen and Paris! See for yourself, and tell your friends. |
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Sep 20 2005, 09:40 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
That's the dilemma Fry and his (male) friends were facing. And well, 9 feet tall amazons too. |
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Sep 20 2005, 10:56 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 305 Joined: 24-September 03 From: Albany, OR Member No.: 5,643 |
Um, PURE?!? Somehow, that's the last word I would expect to hear on this topic... ROFL |
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Sep 21 2005, 12:44 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
That's why he quoted from that show and why I mentioned giant females and elf males. Unless you're trying to explain to all those folks who don't watch Futurama... Hmmm... what other oddities. Night ones, they have fur on them. So seeing them without clothes just isn't nearly as... Maybe if you shave 'em completely... ok, now it's really getting disturbing, as it wasn't already. :eek: |
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Sep 21 2005, 01:07 AM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
Night Ones satisfy the Drow fetishists and the furry fetishists at the same time. |
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Sep 21 2005, 02:30 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
And also the shaving fetishists too if they choose that route. :eek: |
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Sep 21 2005, 06:06 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Sorry, didn't recognize the quote, i had watched the german translated version only. |
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Sep 21 2005, 05:07 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 226 Joined: 4-June 03 Member No.: 4,685 |
If dressed in leather and high heels, they satisfy few other groups. If they are shaved bald, few more. If... no, don't read it and don't hink about it. |
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Sep 21 2005, 07:20 PM
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Man In The Machine Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,264 Joined: 26-February 02 From: I-495 S Member No.: 1,105 |
And you are all perverts for thred nercomancy, booleen porn, and goddess only knows what else you where talking about before I got distracted by Night Elf surged catwomen who are shaved and wearing CFM boots...
Discuss. |
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Sep 21 2005, 07:23 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Come over and visit the Drop Bear thread. There you can talk about anything you want, we'll always find a link to the thread title. :D
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Sep 21 2005, 09:29 PM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Hey, all I wanted was some nice, uninhibited, racially pure elf porn. None of this other deviant drek. Is that too much to ask?
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Sep 21 2005, 10:14 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 305 Joined: 24-September 03 From: Albany, OR Member No.: 5,643 |
There you go asking for *Pure* Porn again... Damn, man. Care to share that dictionary of yours? =) |
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Sep 22 2005, 05:05 AM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
There are many different kinds of purity depending on one's frame of referance. Fortune desires racial purity, a concept that is best illustrated by this VG cats comic. I'm pretty sure that racially pure elf porn involves incarcerated members of the Ancients sodomizing one another. |
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Sep 22 2005, 07:04 AM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Better'n lettin' any o' them Trogs do it! ;) |
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