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Chibu
post Apr 28 2005, 04:45 AM
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So, basically, i was wondering what questions have players asked that the answer was a "NO!" or something similar. I'll site a joke i made the other night while playing i asked "Do I get to use combat pool when rolling to have sex with a Free Spirit?"
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post Apr 28 2005, 04:50 AM
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Players: How much karma do we get?

GM: How much do you think you deserve?

Players: A MILLION!
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post Apr 28 2005, 04:51 AM
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"So ah, guys can I have a couple of years of downtime so I can make my character more badass?"

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post Apr 28 2005, 05:22 AM
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(upon receiving a direct contact phone number for Hestaby, who just happens to be this character's idol and someone he desparately wants to make as a contact, as a reward for doing something REALLY slick)

Me: Can I get a quick break to call this number while you guys are moving this cargo?
[The Party is smuggling Telesma from Shasta Dam between the CFS and the Tir. Don't ask ;P]

Party: NO!
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fistandantilus4....
post Apr 28 2005, 05:30 AM
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"Can I get MilSpec armor?"
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post Apr 28 2005, 06:32 AM
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post Apr 28 2005, 06:41 AM
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post Apr 28 2005, 07:19 AM
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"Can I get a Striker light tank?"

One of these days, I'm just going to say yes, and let the mpay the consequences of running around armed liek the fraggin' military. Go all GTA 3 on 'em

"Hey look! The national gaurd has tanks too!"
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nezumi
post Apr 28 2005, 03:29 PM
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"I saw this pistol on Raygun's site that does 12S, and..."
"I'd like to make a spell where I get immunity to normal weapons, like a spirit!"
"Let me change this $100,000 I just made into karma..."
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post Apr 28 2005, 04:51 PM
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"So I was looking at the armor-layering rules and..."
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post Apr 28 2005, 05:15 PM
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QUOTE (Kagetenshi)
"So I was listening to this song by King Missile, can Ió"

~J

So what's the essence cost on that? ;)
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post Apr 28 2005, 05:19 PM
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"I was thinking, a conjurer adept doesn't seem to need a Magic rating..."
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post Apr 28 2005, 05:52 PM
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post Apr 28 2005, 06:03 PM
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QUOTE (nezumi)
"Let me change this $100,000 I just made into karma..."

This seems to come up alot in my game.

Along with the perceived need for a light tank or LAV.
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post Apr 28 2005, 07:23 PM
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post Apr 28 2005, 07:24 PM
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post Apr 28 2005, 07:31 PM
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Grammaton Cleric: Adept with 5 points in improved reflexes and two in pistols. Perhaps edges which give you more ability to hit with a pistol; that, and at least some level of Ambidexterity. The "basic grammaton cleric" plain and simple ain't Preston.

Preston requires about a 6th grade Initiate. But man, he would be fun to see dodging around the SR world. Too bad he'd be unbalancing.

"Can I sneak my Remmington rifle through an airport in a bag...?"
"What about my Panther Assault cannon...?"
"Can I get another...?"
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post Apr 28 2005, 07:33 PM
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I wish that movie never came out.
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post Apr 28 2005, 07:44 PM
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Well, it was an attempt to combine Dystopia (a great genre) and sci-fi awesomeguncombat. Virtually impossible without involving some kind of metaphysics, which they chose not to.

Though the theory -almost- makes sense. If you can read someone's mind, that technique would work provided you can read their mind and move faster then them all while they move to shoot you. Since that ain't the way that film's system works, no dice.

But you have to admit, a fencing-like duel with handguns was pretty cool.
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post Apr 28 2005, 08:17 PM
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QUOTE (GrinderTheTroll)
QUOTE (Kagetenshi @ Apr 27 2005, 11:32 PM)
"So I was listening to this song by King Missile, can Ió"

~J

So what's the essence cost on that? ;)

Depends, are we including all the nerves? Maybe .1 for a "dumb" version, .4 for normal capabilities, and 1.0+ for "enhanced sensitivity" versions?

~J
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post Apr 28 2005, 08:22 PM
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post Apr 28 2005, 08:34 PM
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35 year old virgins, will wonders never cease...?
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post Apr 28 2005, 08:39 PM
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OK, I thought of one.

"If I stop saying my character has sex with the NPCs for 30 days of game time, will I get a +1 to my Unarmed Combat Power due to my saving up ample fa jing?"

"YES!"
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post Apr 28 2005, 08:48 PM
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Do Panther Cannons fire full Auto?



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torzzzzz
post Apr 28 2005, 09:02 PM
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'Have I learnt that spell yet?'.....(ink had just dryed on the character sheet)


torz x :rotfl:
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