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 Apr 28 2005, 04:45 AM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 494 Joined: 19-February 05 From: Amazonia Member No.: 7,102  |
So, basically, i was wondering what questions have players asked that the answer was a "NO!" or something similar. I'll site a joke i made the other night while playing i asked "Do I get to use combat pool when rolling to have sex with a Free Spirit?"
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Apr 28 2005, 04:50 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,102 Joined: 23-March 04 From: The Grizzly Grunion, in a VIP room. Member No.: 6,191 |
Players: How much karma do we get?
GM: How much do you think you deserve? Players: A MILLION! |
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Apr 28 2005, 04:51 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 36 Joined: 11-April 05 From: Seattle, UCAS Member No.: 7,323 |
"So ah, guys can I have a couple of years of downtime so I can make my character more badass?"
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Apr 28 2005, 05:22 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 95 Joined: 15-April 05 Member No.: 7,335 |
(upon receiving a direct contact phone number for Hestaby, who just happens to be this character's idol and someone he desparately wants to make as a contact, as a reward for doing something REALLY slick)
Me: Can I get a quick break to call this number while you guys are moving this cargo? [The Party is smuggling Telesma from Shasta Dam between the CFS and the Tir. Don't ask ;P] Party: NO! |
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Apr 28 2005, 05:30 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,889 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
"Can I get MilSpec armor?"
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Apr 28 2005, 06:32 AM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 16,951 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
"So I was listening to this song by King Missile, can I—"
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Apr 28 2005, 06:41 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,102 Joined: 23-March 04 From: The Grizzly Grunion, in a VIP room. Member No.: 6,191 |
Capt. Dave: "So I was working on my rigger..."
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Apr 28 2005, 07:19 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,889 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
"Can I get a Striker light tank?"
One of these days, I'm just going to say yes, and let the mpay the consequences of running around armed liek the fraggin' military. Go all GTA 3 on 'em "Hey look! The national gaurd has tanks too!" |
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Apr 28 2005, 03:29 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,546 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
"I saw this pistol on Raygun's site that does 12S, and..."
"I'd like to make a spell where I get immunity to normal weapons, like a spirit!" "Let me change this $100,000 I just made into karma..." |
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Apr 28 2005, 04:51 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 527 Joined: 30-January 04 Member No.: 6,043 |
"So I was looking at the armor-layering rules and..."
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Apr 28 2005, 05:15 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,754 Joined: 9-July 04 From: Modesto, CA Member No.: 6,465 |
So what's the essence cost on that? ;) |
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Apr 28 2005, 05:19 PM
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Chicago Survivor Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 5,079 Joined: 28-January 04 From: Canton, GA Member No.: 6,033 |
"I was thinking, a conjurer adept doesn't seem to need a Magic rating..."
"Can I play a sniper?" "So, what about my Neo concept?" |
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Apr 28 2005, 05:52 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 120 Joined: 26-February 02 From: UK Member No.: 1,873 |
"I have this idea for a Grammaton Cleric, and I wanted..."
"Does my dodge pool mean I actually dodge bullets?" "Oh Ezra, could I borrow your dice?" :D |
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Apr 28 2005, 06:03 PM
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Moving Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 870 Joined: 6-January 04 From: Idaho Member No.: 5,960 |
This seems to come up alot in my game. Along with the perceived need for a light tank or LAV. |
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Apr 28 2005, 07:23 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,640 Joined: 6-June 04 Member No.: 6,383 |
"But it worked for Lee Van Cleef in 'The Master'..."
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Apr 28 2005, 07:24 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 478 Joined: 18-December 03 From: Louisville, KY Member No.: 5,918 |
"Remember that scene in Rambo when..."
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Apr 28 2005, 07:31 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 279 Joined: 21-March 05 From: Freeport NY Member No.: 7,205 |
Grammaton Cleric: Adept with 5 points in improved reflexes and two in pistols. Perhaps edges which give you more ability to hit with a pistol; that, and at least some level of Ambidexterity. The "basic grammaton cleric" plain and simple ain't Preston.
Preston requires about a 6th grade Initiate. But man, he would be fun to see dodging around the SR world. Too bad he'd be unbalancing. "Can I sneak my Remmington rifle through an airport in a bag...?" "What about my Panther Assault cannon...?" "Can I get another...?" |
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Apr 28 2005, 07:33 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 478 Joined: 18-December 03 From: Louisville, KY Member No.: 5,918 |
I wish that movie never came out.
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Apr 28 2005, 07:44 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 279 Joined: 21-March 05 From: Freeport NY Member No.: 7,205 |
Well, it was an attempt to combine Dystopia (a great genre) and sci-fi awesomeguncombat. Virtually impossible without involving some kind of metaphysics, which they chose not to.
Though the theory -almost- makes sense. If you can read someone's mind, that technique would work provided you can read their mind and move faster then them all while they move to shoot you. Since that ain't the way that film's system works, no dice. But you have to admit, a fencing-like duel with handguns was pretty cool. |
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Apr 28 2005, 08:17 PM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 16,951 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
Depends, are we including all the nerves? Maybe .1 for a "dumb" version, .4 for normal capabilities, and 1.0+ for "enhanced sensitivity" versions? ~J |
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Apr 28 2005, 08:22 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,032 Joined: 6-August 04 Member No.: 6,543 |
"Man,I can I play a furry?"
"Oh,I'll make her sexy?" "what abou' a cat girl?" "Can I make batman?" "I wana play a spike baby from Scotland named McClo...." "Can I play lesbian elf?" "Can I get a ally spirit that will fuck anything that moves?But mainly me and hot chicks" |
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Apr 28 2005, 08:34 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 276 Joined: 4-September 04 Member No.: 6,628 |
35 year old virgins, will wonders never cease...?
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Apr 28 2005, 08:39 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,640 Joined: 6-June 04 Member No.: 6,383 |
OK, I thought of one.
"If I stop saying my character has sex with the NPCs for 30 days of game time, will I get a +1 to my Unarmed Combat Power due to my saving up ample fa jing?" "YES!" |
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Apr 28 2005, 08:48 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 184 Joined: 6-January 05 From: Missouri USA Member No.: 6,941 |
Do Panther Cannons fire full Auto?
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Apr 28 2005, 09:02 PM
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It's for winners Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 523 Joined: 8-February 05 From: Wiltshire with da shooty stuff Member No.: 7,067 |
'Have I learnt that spell yet?'.....(ink had just dryed on the character sheet)
torz x :rotfl: |
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