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 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
 Dec 23 2005, 07:37 PM
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Neophyte Runner  Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327  |
A unit of Drop Bear Inquisitors have been dispatched and are awaiting drop orders from the intelligence directorate to proceed.
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Dec 23 2005, 07:42 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,168 Joined: 15-April 05 From: Helsinki, Finland Member No.: 7,337 |
Just wait til I finish assembling the army of Polar Drop Bears.
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Dec 23 2005, 07:49 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Let the work of the Drop Bear Inquisition begin!
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Dec 24 2005, 05:25 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,863 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Begin your work Elder, with Brothers tisoz and PiXeL01. We must be sure of their dedication. All this talk of 'facts' and 'logic' and 'reason' have no place here!
(also, do a quick session on Mr. Pltinum. He's not really suspect, but he called me names, and that hurts :( ) Let the truth ring out! |
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Dec 27 2005, 11:19 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
So what is the status of tisoz' and PiXel01' interrogation by the Holy Drop Bear Inquisition?
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Dec 27 2005, 01:41 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 751 Joined: 7-June 02 From: Hamilton.LTG.on.ca Member No.: 2,853 |
Yeah thats cause i worship a Ghoul Red Foreman.
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Dec 27 2005, 07:04 PM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
I hung a drop bear over the Chiminy this Christmas Eve. All was quiet and not a creature was stiring. All of a sudden I was awakened by such a clatter, it was my drop bear going thump on a jolly old elf. My trap had been sprung and Saint Nick was dead. Carefully, I stripped the danilion eater of his clothes and dressed a giant zombie drop bear in the fine red garments. Taking my favorite from red bag of loot, I handed the rest to the undead monstrosity and commanded it to climb up the fireplace. The last I saw of the large ichor dripping koala dressed in red it was flying off into the distance crying on Dasher , on Dancer, on Doner and Vixen.
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Dec 27 2005, 10:13 PM
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Dumpshock Widow aka Mrs Fisty Group: Members Posts: 2,443 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next to Him Member No.: 6,929 |
Awwww.. a Christmas Drop Bear post. It warms the heart. It really does. *sniff,sniff*
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Dec 28 2005, 06:53 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,863 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
that explains the red, bloody foot prints .....
and the bodies drained of blood, hung by the Chimney with care... |
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Dec 28 2005, 03:53 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Priceless :D
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Dec 28 2005, 06:28 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
It proceeds slowly... they keep screaming and then fainting as we put them and their associates to the question. Also many of the members of the inquisition units keep taking time off this time of year, many of them wanting to stay up on Christmas to lay traps at the chimneys. It hampers the questioning time considerably, but it still proceeds. But we are glad to hear that the Christmas project was successful over on your end, Brother Hyzmarca. :grinbig: |
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Dec 29 2005, 04:17 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
Fantastic job Brother hyzmarca.
My legion of Drop Bears have been spreading Christmas HMHVV in the far off land of Rosendale, Missouri. They have never seen nor heard of even the more mundane koala let alone the Holy Drop Bear. It was almost too easy to convert people there. A few Drop Bears as tree ornaments, a few in stockings on Christmas eve, and a few Holy Drop Bear Commandos wrapped as gifts tucked under the tree. I think it’s safe to say Rosendale has been conquered. We need not worry about Oompa Loompas, Fraggles, or used car salesmen in that area. Now... on with the inquisition. Have we figured out if tisoz and PiXeL01 are ducks or not? What about Mr.Platinum? He professes to worship a Ghoul Red Foreman. Is that another form of Drop Bear, and do they eat eucalyptus? |
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Dec 29 2005, 06:20 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
I was reading through Shadows of Asia and there's mention of a panda infected with HMHVV... very interesting. It was in some scandal involving a CEO and some minors... Something I will not touch even with a ten foot pole.
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Dec 29 2005, 10:45 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
It matters not if they are ducks or heretics they both are delicious Peking style.
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Dec 30 2005, 12:58 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 29 Joined: 5-May 05 From: in the warm blue glow of my computer monitor Member No.: 7,375 |
best laugh i had in a long time.. thanx |
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Dec 30 2005, 01:01 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 29 Joined: 5-May 05 From: in the warm blue glow of my computer monitor Member No.: 7,375 |
yea.. i heard of them too, my GM has threatend us with them a few times... sadly i think one of my characters would welcome that challenge hand to claw... yay for orc physads |
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Dec 30 2005, 03:49 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 751 Joined: 7-June 02 From: Hamilton.LTG.on.ca Member No.: 2,853 |
why has'nt this thread died yet?
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Dec 30 2005, 03:53 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Because you keep posting, and we amuse ourselves. |
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Dec 30 2005, 03:54 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 751 Joined: 7-June 02 From: Hamilton.LTG.on.ca Member No.: 2,853 |
Just Die Already.
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Dec 30 2005, 05:31 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996 |
Actually they are spreading. Drop Bears just made a cameo with William Shatner in the EVO Mars thread over in SR4
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Dec 30 2005, 05:48 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,863 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
hehe, yeah, mentioned that about 20 pages ago. But really no one can be expected to remember all of that. Without Verses being numbered, it'll be pretty difficult to be able to memorize this thread like some people do the bible. Soooo..... time to get to work numbering those verses people! Mr. Platinum: it won't die because it regenerates. mentioned that before too. I think we've found our heretic. |
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Dec 30 2005, 06:17 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,066 Joined: 5-February 03 Member No.: 4,017 |
No, heretic would imply some level of belief. He's just a heathen infidel.
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Dec 30 2005, 06:49 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,863 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
sorry, but "Kill the infidel" just includes so much other baggage these days.
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Dec 30 2005, 07:06 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Do you really think the use of the term 'infidel' is a problem in this thread? We are invading and destroying foreign (at least to some of us ;) ) countries and killing masses of people. Is that politically correct? I don't think so.
This is not supposed to be a flame or something like that. :) |
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Dec 30 2005, 07:23 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,863 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
huh? We're killing people!? I thought we were having cute litte lteddy bears deliver orange soda to differnet nations! Oh I've been such a fool! Stop the madness! This can't go on! ... If we're killing people, it should be GRAPE soda!
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