Good one-liners, Anyone got some? |
Good one-liners, Anyone got some? |
Aug 26 2005, 04:45 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 639 Joined: 22-April 02 Member No.: 2,638 |
Pain is a commodity; someone's always lookin' to buy or sell it cheap.
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Aug 26 2005, 04:46 PM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
"If I had bullets, I'd shoot you."
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Aug 26 2005, 04:48 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 745 Joined: 26-July 03 From: Montréal, QC, Canada Member No.: 5,029 |
(Said while pursuing a fleeing target): "You can run, but you'll only die tired."
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Aug 26 2005, 04:52 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 54 Joined: 29-May 05 Member No.: 7,419 |
Said by an ex-UCAS sniper, I suppose?
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Aug 26 2005, 04:53 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
"Oh no, not again!"
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Aug 26 2005, 04:53 PM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
"Is there anything more beautiful than a naked elf chick crying on another naked elf's chick's breasts?" - Overheard frequently in the den of Shadowrunners in the age bracket of 15-25.
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Aug 26 2005, 04:54 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 745 Joined: 26-July 03 From: Montréal, QC, Canada Member No.: 5,029 |
Actually, it was said in another campaign by a vicious, pint-sized killer to a quarry which had been eluding him for days. |
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Aug 26 2005, 04:55 PM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
This isn't mine. I stole it from someone. I don't remember who. If you know, please give credit where it is due.
"I would punch you but I don't want to get stupid on my hands." |
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Aug 26 2005, 04:58 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 187 Joined: 30-April 04 Member No.: 6,294 |
“Hello, gentlemen. I have come to take your lives.”
"I don't give a damn about my life but if I do die here, I'll make sure I'll drag you down to hell along with me." |
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Aug 26 2005, 05:05 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 807 Joined: 9-October 04 Member No.: 6,741 |
"Don't mind the troll demolitions expert. She's just PMSing at the moment."
The player got thwapped by the female members of the group for that. |
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Aug 26 2005, 05:10 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,640 Joined: 6-June 04 Member No.: 6,383 |
"It's a party!"
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Aug 26 2005, 05:18 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 404 Joined: 22-June 05 From: Canada eh! Member No.: 7,455 |
"If keep it up you are going to die of lead poisoning."
After getting slugged in the face by my brother, I replied, "Nice punch. Your dead." "You hear the distinctive whir of a vindicater" To my bleeding comrade. Nice catch! I thought you were going to miss that bullet. |
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Aug 26 2005, 05:24 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,640 Joined: 6-June 04 Member No.: 6,383 |
Often times, real-life quotes are the most compellling. Here's one I remember:
"One shot, one kill! Bwahhwahwahwahwah!" -an aging ex-marine when teaching a basic firearms familiarization course for a physical education class on a municipal outdoor range in New York State. The key to this quote is to get the goofy giggle at the end right. When done right, it should make everyone at the table also burst out laughing. |
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Aug 26 2005, 06:11 PM
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Ain Soph Aur Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,477 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Montreal, Canada Member No.: 600 |
Moody Shadowrunner background intro:
"I became a killer the day I stole the life from my mother at birth." Idiotic Street sam logic: "Quick, cast invinsibility on it! If we can't see it, it's not there!" |
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Aug 26 2005, 06:13 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
I love each and every one of your bitter, thrice-damned souls.
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Aug 26 2005, 06:16 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 478 Joined: 18-December 03 From: Louisville, KY Member No.: 5,918 |
From Tombstone:
"Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe." from Reservoir Dogs: "You think about shooting me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize." |
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Aug 26 2005, 06:23 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 637 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 1,528 |
And the classics (sometimes borrowed and changed):
"I have six friends here and they are much faster than you" "A Manhunter beats Kung Fu anytime" "God created man, Ares made them equal" Birdy "Soldier! What are you going to feel when that slimy elf creeps towards your foxhole?" "Recoil Sergeant! Recoil" |
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Aug 26 2005, 06:24 PM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 17,006 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
"Aw man, I just got this leg serviced."
~J |
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Aug 27 2005, 12:03 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 482 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Austin, TX Member No.: 90 |
The 50 year old street sam and the body-of-a-troll physad are talking to the last remaining Yak thug who just attacked them, giving him the option to live and deliver a message to his bosses. The thug quick draws and shoots both chars point blank with a heavy pistol, both targets simply soak Serious wounds to nothing. They both look down at the Yak, the physad cracks his knuckles activating killing hands and the sam springs his cyber spurs saying "You should have taken the first option."
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Aug 27 2005, 12:15 AM
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Resident Legionnaire Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,136 Joined: 8-August 04 From: Usually Work Member No.: 6,550 |
"Backup toots, Papa's drivin' now."
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Aug 27 2005, 12:28 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,640 Joined: 6-June 04 Member No.: 6,383 |
Here's another real-life quote which could work well in Shadowrun:
"A garotte? That's kind of slow. Maybe if you like your work..." -Ex-marine martial arts instructor from the Bronx discussing old school type silent kills |
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Aug 27 2005, 02:29 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 44 Joined: 22-May 05 Member No.: 7,406 |
- In a third edition game:
"Count yourself lucky I haven't finished research on Turn to Goo yet." |
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Aug 27 2005, 03:21 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 485 Joined: 25-October 04 Member No.: 6,789 |
"I see your ten millimeters and raise you thirty." Quickdrawing a MGL-6 in response to an Ares Predator.
"You guys better stay cloaked!" Said after QuickDraw had to take on four Paladins (not all at once) in hand to hand combat becuase the rest of the party had rutheium armor. "Say it with High Explosive!" After launching a grenade into the Ant Queens chamber. "Do I look like I care if you live or die?" |
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Aug 27 2005, 04:35 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 745 Joined: 26-July 03 From: Montréal, QC, Canada Member No.: 5,029 |
:D |
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Aug 27 2005, 10:26 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 125 Joined: 23-August 05 From: C.A.S. Member No.: 7,601 |
One of my favorite one liners from any of the games I ever ran has a little explaining neccessary to undertand why we all found it so amusing.
There was this one character in my first Shadowrun campaign who just had the worst luck imaginable. It seemed like no matter how much he tweaked himself out, this poor guy couldn't catch a break. Drek just kept happening to him, and he would normaly do okay but then fail at the most critical of moments, which would lead to more opportunities for the storyline to screw him (but in the fun kind of way). This went on for TWO CAMPAIGNS before his luck finally turned around. When I started the third campaign, we brought another player in, whose character street handle was "Bad Karma". When he was first introduced to the party, they asked what his name was and he said.... "My name isn't important- But you can call me Bad Karma." The player with the history of bad luck just nodded this knowing nod and said, so flatly: "Yeah... I've had some of that." And everybody chuckled. Of course, the player playing Bad Karma didn't get the joke. And this probably doesn't sound all that funny to you guys, but it sure was funny in context. ;) Winter |
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