On a much more game related note, this would make the Memory Crystals in their hoards the most treasured items so if you ever have a meet where the Johnson asks you to nab one of those poltiely decline the offer and get ready to fight your way out of the meet.

I will cherish your head on a pike. A very splintery pike previously used for a man with AIDS.

DOHHHH! Stupid Homophones always changing the meaning of things!

MY INGLISH SKILZ R DECREAZING NOOOOOOOOZ!!!!!

Thanks for pointing that out.

And as a side note,




CAPITALIZATION!!!!!

Why would he care? He would be dead already...

Okay... then, a dull rusty axe with which to lop off your head. With sheer blunt force.

Not really. Much like half of the other recent threads around here, it's just emo samurai rambling on about something that the rest of us just have to hear all about.

Okay, so you have a point. But I ask about things everyone else seems to ask about, so I don't really see what's so different about my threads. Except for this one. This one was very special.

And in case you can't read sarcasm, as evinced by your apparently completely ignoring the "that's the emoticon for tears" part, "This one was very special" was also ironic. Sort of. I tend to mix up sincerity and irony.

Yeah. That doesn't fucking mean 15 of those 30 have to be you, asking some stupid question about a clearly-described piece of gear, or making an observation no one cares about or asking for (then ignoring) input on some character of yours, or getting all weepy over a sourcebook (in two simultaneous threads) or asking for release dates (that you can look up on the sr web page) or ranting about release dates, or suggesting ruthenium coated grenades, or babbling about Leonardo (in two threads) or demanding (in all CAPS, of course) power armor, or any of the other random and conversationally worthless crap you've spewed all over the place in recent weeks.

Scroll down any given page of threads, and you'll see that a remarkably high number of them are all created by you, and that in most cases you get an clear, concise, simple, easily-looked-up answer to your question inside five posts. You ask easy/stupid questions, or you show off cliched/stupid character ideas (with a thread for each, naturally), blah blah blah waste of everyone's time and spamming the place up.

I don't see what it would kill for you to, instead, have a single thread that we could all choose to wander into or not, to help answer your questions or give (ignored) advice or share (ignored) input about characters, or whatever. ONE thread. Not twenty five (yes, twenty-five).

Seriously.

They could rename this the "emo samurai" forum, or something, lately.

But, hey. I'm not a mod or anything. Knock yourself out.

While a bit harsh, I think Critias is correct, in that you've been spamming the forum of late. Now, not like...horrid spam, but just posting a lot. Way more than other people, thread-wise. Most of us make maybe one new thread a day - maybe. That is, the semi-active to active ones of us (not counting the lurkers).

It's cool you're enthusastic about the game. I like that. It's awesomely badass. But, if you have a question about gear, ask in the stickied topic about Combat and Gear. You have a question about magic, ask in that.

A few new threads here and there, eh, whatever. But not a new thread for every little thing that doesn't matter.

I'm kinda wonder how you would accomplish this? I know you can hire some firty hippy elf chick to lure me in.

No, this subject would go in the aptly titled "Dragons of the Sixth World" subforum which hasn't been seriously used for some time. And with good reason.

I'm with Critias on this. Every thread of yours is either easily answered or has already been answered. That, or so superfluous that you could've just as easily gone about your life without spreading the uselessness of the thread to DSF.

Me three.

Good on ya for the enthusiasm, but you're sharing a bit too much.

Or you could, you know, elect not to bump the dumb thing again.