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What is his alignment? Chaotic neutral; the best alignment ever. It lets you kind of be the good guy, but you're also unpredictable. Maybe you'll just stab your friend in the face and get really mad at any moment. He's dangerous. |
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| On the night of the raven star with the blood red moon in the sky Chocoba C'baoth was born to a beautiful barbarian babe in the village of Skull Valley. His father, the mightiest barbarian in all of history named Klurk, was dead. He had been killed by ten dragons that he attempted fight for pleasure. He slew nine but the tenth bit him in the back. As Chocoba was born into this world there was a powerful earthquake that shattered the earth asunder and lightning crashed in the sky. Somewhere in the primordial darkness of the distant night a volcano erupted and lava poured out onto a village of a thousand virgins who died in agony. Legends tell that this agony was turned into anger, battle anger, that was given to the boy as he exited his mother's vagina. Chocoba's mother took one look at her beautiful son and then she died from the incredible power of having to give birth to such a mighty warrior. Then the village was attacked by a horde of evil barbarians from the Dragon tribe. These were primitive and stupid barbarians who worshipped dragons. They burned down the whole village. Chocoba took one look at the burning village and his dead mother and he swore to the heavens that he would have his revenge. He embarked on a mighty quest to seek out all enemies in the land. All who saw him knew he was the strongest human in the land and he was also very constitutional and full of dexterity. He found a greatsword in a lake that was given to him by a good dragon, which he then killed with the sword because he thought it would be a powerful enemy. It was not powerful enough to challenge him. Then he got a greataxe and a longspear. Also a quill and ink, which he used to scribe in his diary about his adventures. |
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| But seriously, Freudian much? |