*coughs and fidgets uncomfortably*
Uhm... Maybe we need to have you step away from the Blue Planet section.
This might not be the game for you...

But since the plot invovles a great deal of corporate virgin planet pillaging you actually might be in good company
And yes, psuedopods are like daemon squids that crawl into dark places and eat PC's. They are the reason I often ask "Are you sure you want to put your hand where you can't see it anymore?"