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Kerris
Or, rather, they have, and thus they're more "beautiful". And thus, "too attractive to be elves/trolls". (Alnd elves are supposed to be attractive... it's Orcs and Trolls that are oogly).

Also, I'd have to say that any model worth her salt in 2070 will have had some sort of (re)constructive surgery.
Aku
yea, i ment orcs, i donno why i typed "eleves" (hehe damn typos too boot).

ofcourse, this brings us to a spin off of the original question, of if they use humans even for orc/troll clothing... are we even still USING models? with the matrix, VR, and icons what they are, would it not be cheaper to "produce" the model from scratch, instead of using a real person and modifying them to be what we want?
Kyoto Kid
QUOTE (Aaron)
QUOTE (Aku @ Jul 12 2007, 08:14 AM)
i think most of these women are way tooooo attractive to be eleves/trolls ...

That's because the pictures haven't been air-brushed or Photoshopped like normal models are.

...and just imagine the tools they'll have 50-60 years from now.

They just might be able to make an Orc as glamorous looking too.

Trolls...that may Take Photoshop2070™ Industrial Version
pbangarth
QUOTE (Kyoto Kid)

...and just imagine the tools they'll have 50-60 years from now.

They just might be able to make an Orc as glamorous looking too.

Trolls...that may Take Photoshop2070™ Industrial Version

Come on!

Haven't you ever imagined the intricate feel of ridges under your fingers as you slide one hand down her horn?

Doesn't the thought of dermal plating pressing against your belly send shivers down your spine?

How delicious must it feel as she presses her tusks ever so gently into your throat, moaning in her ecstasy, sending a wonder through your mind: "What if she truly loses control?"

Who needs Photoshop?
tisoz
The female Klingons in Next Generation were kinda hot in a wierd way. Why not orks and trolls?
Zen Shooter01
Actual metahuman models would still be in use in 2070 because modeling is about glamor and scandal, and a sim person doesn't break off engagements, crack up their car or go sunbathing topless.
hyzmarca
The great thing about Klingon women is that dating is so simple. There are no awkward invitations for coffee, no sitting through boring plays and no fancy diners that cost a hundred bucks and taste like curried dog poop. If you see a Klingon women that you like, you just backhand her hard enough to knock her off of her feet. Then, she backhands you off of your feet; if you remain conscious and don't require hospitalization, then it's on.

If only human dating could be that simple.

But yeah, orks and trolls are very sexy. But, if you want to please a Troll woman then you must be a skilled horn-licker.
Kyoto Kid
QUOTE (hyzmarca)
The great thing about Klingon women is that dating is so simple.  There are no awkward invitations for coffee, no sitting through boring plays and no fancy diners that cost a hundred bucks and taste like curried dog poop. If you see a Klingon women that you like, you just backhand her hard enough to knock her off of her feet. Then, she backhands you off of your feet; if you remain conscious and don't require hospitalization, then it's on.

...ohh I don't know, casual conversation about the best ways to skin a Targ over a couple bowls of Gakk washed down with some Blood Wine just before catching the latest performance of Aktuh and Melota. That could be a good start for a romantic evening when on Q'onoS. grinbig.gif
Moon-Hawk
QUOTE (Kyoto Kid)
QUOTE (hyzmarca)
The great thing about Klingon women is that dating is so simple.  There are no awkward invitations for coffee, no sitting through boring plays and no fancy diners that cost a hundred bucks and taste like curried dog poop. If you see a Klingon women that you like, you just backhand her hard enough to knock her off of her feet. Then, she backhands you off of your feet; if you remain conscious and don't require hospitalization, then it's on.

...ohh I don't know, casual conversation about the best ways to skin a Targ over a couple bowls of Gakk washed down with some Blood Wine just before catching the latest performance of Aktuh and Melota. That could be a good start for a romantic evening when on Q'onoS. grinbig.gif

You're supposed to be finishing your picture of Leela, not wooing exotic alien hotties! biggrin.gif
Zolhex
QUOTE (Zen Shooter01)
Actual metahuman models would still be in use in 2070 because modeling is about glamor and scandal, and a sim person doesn't break off engagements, crack up their car or go sunbathing topless.

Bah that can all happen with a simulation you just need a devoted handler just look at Al Pacino as Viktor Taransky in S1m0ne.
Kyoto Kid
QUOTE (Moon-Hawk)
You're supposed to be finishing your picture of Leela, not wooing exotic alien hotties!  biggrin.gif

...ahhhh, but she hit's like a Ferengi, literally, eats like a Vulcan P'tak, turns up her nose at any wine that is remotely robust, and is more into the likes of Mozart, Verdi and Wagner (though I will say he does come the closest to true opera, for a human composer) instead of a real master like N'oto son of Rious. silly.gif
Blade
There's also the "uncanny valley" effect: when you try to create virtual humans, if you want to take a realistic approach, you have to be realistic up to the slightest details or people will be put off by what they're seeing. Not only the appearance but also the movements and reactions of the virtual human must be exactly those of a real human. If they don't, the virtual model will just look creepy.

I've experienced this while morphing human faces into metahuman faces for my webcomic: before applying the filters, even if I was careful to make it look "realistic", it didn't feel right: I knew I wasn't watching a real picture even if I couldn't point out the details which gave it away.
Strobe
QUOTE (Blade)
There's also the "uncanny valley" effect: when you try to create virtual humans, if you want to take a realistic approach, you have to be realistic up to the slightest details or people will be put off by what they're seeing. Not only the appearance but also the movements and reactions of the virtual human must be exactly those of a real human. If they don't, the virtual model will just look creepy.

I've experienced this while morphing human faces into metahuman faces for my webcomic: before applying the filters, even if I was careful to make it look "realistic", it didn't feel right: I knew I wasn't watching a real picture even if I couldn't point out the details which gave it away.

I already thing models looks unnatural and creepy.

I wonder if any get move-by-wire to get that "Better than reality" walk?

-Strobe
Hocus Pocus
sexy hot.
knasser
Okay. As stated in the beginning, it was my intention to pull these together into some sort of "real" magazine. I'm pretty sure I've asked for permission from everyone so I hope the below is fine. It is an initial draft. I would like to finish it, but I'm still waiting for completed work from people.

So I thought if I post the initial draft, it might stimulate a little more interest and contribution.

It's not posted on my website yet, so use the link below to get a sneak preview.

direct link

As far as I'm aware, I'm still waiting on the following:

Fistandantilus - I have you down as having promised a hunky troll dude in trunks and an ork or dwarf female. Not sure if you decided to do the elf samurai instead? Also a statement that you want to redo the troll?

Rione - your work is brilliant. I hope you don't mind me sticking some mock-interview stuff with it in the magazine. You also declared your intention to do some sexy dermal deposits. Still up for that?

Squinky - I have you down for a troll babe as well, still to come... ?

Trigger - I have the sketches which I've put in the magazine, but I'm still waiting for inked versions of them you said you were planning?

Kyoto Kid - You said you'd done a picture for this and were looking for a scanner? Any developments?

-K.

EDIT: There are plenty of good pieces that I haven't put in here. That doesn't mean I'm not including them! It just means I haven't the time to do a full thing yet and didn't want to get to into it if I was going to be re-arranging it when I get more pieces.
Trigger
I am working on inking some of those sketches as well as starting a couple of more. My drawing schedule has been very erratic as of late, but I will try and get some stuff up soon.
Aku
are you planning on making it, umm, viewable without me doing 1 armed sideways pushups?
knasser
QUOTE (Aku)
are you planning on making it, umm, viewable without me doing 1 armed sideways pushups?


So fussy, some people.

There, I turned it around for you. Wouldn't want one arm to get all the exercise.

-K.
Squinky
Hi Knasser,

It's hiding deep in the thread, but I did up a Troll Chick already smile.gif

Repost of the Troll Chick

Beyond that, looks like you are doing a cool job on this, kudos.
BookWyrm
QUOTE (Kyoto Kid)
QUOTE (hyzmarca)
The great thing about Klingon women is that dating is so simple.  There are no awkward invitations for coffee, no sitting through boring plays and no fancy diners that cost a hundred bucks and taste like curried dog poop. If you see a Klingon women that you like, you just backhand her hard enough to knock her off of her feet. Then, she backhands you off of your feet; if you remain conscious and don't require hospitalization, then it's on.

...ohh I don't know, casual conversation about the best ways to skin a Targ over a couple bowls of Gakk washed down with some Blood Wine just before catching the latest performance of Aktuh and Melota. That could be a good start for a romantic evening when on Q'onoS. grinbig.gif

True. All so true. I have the scars to prove it. But then, that was many years ago.....*sigh* It's a great story.
Zolhex
Squinky post the nameless ork chic here too.

(I know I'm being naggy sorry)
Aku
QUOTE (knasser)
QUOTE (Aku @ Jul 14 2007, 10:57 PM)
are you planning on making it, umm, viewable without me doing 1 armed sideways pushups?


So fussy, some people.

There, I turned it around for you. Wouldn't want one arm to get all the exercise.

-K.

speaking of nitpicking...

ah, nevermind, i dont wanna look at tasha much anyways..... biggrin.gif
Squinky
QUOTE (Casazil)
Squinky post the nameless ork chic here too.

(I know I'm being naggy sorry)

I did, about a page back smile.gif

Although I mostly posted it here as a reason to bump the thread back, and get Kyoto going on scanning.
Zolhex
Oh ok well then carry on nothing to see here.
Synner667
This is such a great idea !!


Why not put this together and let people buy it from lulu.com, for something low priced [$5] ??

Is there a way to clear this with the SR owners, as a 'fan 'production' ??


Regardless, this is great and I am in awe of some of the artistic talent on these forums.
Larsine
I'm prety sure Wizkids are fine with a free fan product, but once you start charging $ for the product, then you are gitting into trouble.

Lars
Zolhex
Bah offer them final approval of the book and 50% of the profits they will think wait we get to say yea or nay and earn 50% of the money for doing nothing ok you got your approval. grinbig.gif rotfl.gif
Kyoto Kid
...biting the EXEX bullet & going to Kinko's tomorrow to get a scan done. The one thing, I do not have Photoshop or any other really decent image processing software so it will be the raw scan.

BTW Direct Linky all broken.
Begby
I like it when you guys use DeviantART.com, then I can add to my favs!
knasser
QUOTE (Kyoto Kid)
BTW Direct Linky all broken.


Took it down again. Was only a draft and I hadn't put hyperlinks in to where all the artists wanted them. I'll do this properly one more time when I have all the artwork. Takes a while to put everything together into a PDF.

-K.
Trigger
QUOTE (Begby @ Jul 18 2007, 12:21 AM)
I like it when you guys use DeviantART.com, then I can add to my favs!

Most of my stuff is on DeviantArt, well, the stuff I like to show off a bit more, as well as some of my older drawings.

Trigger's DeviantArt Account
hyzmarca
How about Bubba the Love Troll in either a speedo or swim trunk with leg holes that are way too large ( such you really don't want him to sit down due to a high risk of fall-out).
Kyoto Kid
...OK here she is.

Please excuse the image quality as pencil scans do not come out very well without a lot of post process work. Being that I was "on the clock" at Kinko's and not up to speed on the current version of Photoshop® I was limited in what I could so to try and enhance the image.

As mentioned in the comments, this is the first sketch I have done in a while due to my advancing arthritis. Although I'll admit it was fun to do in spite of all the Advil™ required.

Leela Swimsuit Sketch
adamu
Dude - all your disclaimers notwithstanding, that's my favorite one so far on this thread. And she doesn't look underage at all (maybe that's why you're dissatisfied?).
Kyoto Kid
...Many thanks.

Yeah, age is a tricky thing, though I am satisfied with her appearance. It works for me because after all, she is modeling and thus would definitely undergo a bit of a makeover.

I guess I'm more disappointed about the reproduction quality. Seeing the high quality of submissions by Squinky, HolyChampion, and Trigger (who by the way does pencil works & gets them to reproduce with all the subtle nuances) I feel I need better scan and touch up tools of my own to really bring an image out better. Because of my stiff hands I tend to have a very soft touch.
holychampion
notworthy.gif and now I can truly appreciate all the pointers and tips that I have recieved. notworthy.gif
That is truly awesome work.
It truly pains me to think that their isn't anymore forth coming, seriously.
notworthy.gif notworthy.gif notworthy.gif
Kyoto Kid
...gosh embarrassed.gif...thank you very much

Actually I am going though my archives and will be posting some of the stuff I have done in the past. Non SR pics will be in the General Gaming thread.

As I mentioned, it was fun and the experience kind of made me see how much I missed drawing. I wish I could afford the latest & greatest in graphics processing software (MS Paint just doesn't cut it).

...oh & don't count out any future stuff appearing now that I've been bitten by the bug again. For now I will not be doing commission work since I cannot guarantee a reasonable time frame. Also, my technique and style tends to favour female characters (most of my males tend to look too "girly", which I guess is fine for elves grinbig.gif and some alien races).
Wakshaani
AT the very least, you should put up your KK art up there.

I mean, sheesh. smile.gif
Kyoto Kid
...the Short One (ic.gif "...hey pilgrim, watch who you're calling short...") <ahem> ...KK is next on the list. I still have the first sketch I ever did of her (long before the "Bushido Cowgirl" days). Radically different considering this was SR1 and the "Punk" was still in Cyberpunk.
holychampion
can't wait. u r already on my watch list.
knasser
QUOTE (Kyoto Kid)
I wish I could afford the latest & greatest in graphics processing software (MS Paint just doesn't cut it).


Are you aware of the GIMP?

http://www.gimp.org/

I don't know how well it will run on your hardware. It likes memory, but no more so than Photoshop and its kind. Entirely free and very good. I use it for my own work.

-K.
hobgoblin
and if one prefer vector graphics:
http://inkscape.org/
knasser
QUOTE (hobgoblin)
and if one prefer vector graphics:
http://inkscape.org/


Seconded. If you look at the maps and illustrations in my Shadowrun material, you'll see "Inkscape" stamped all over them. Great program, though not really what I think KK is looking for, here.
Kyoto Kid
QUOTE (knasser)
QUOTE (Kyoto Kid @ Jul 20 2007, 01:14 AM)
I wish I could afford the latest & greatest in graphics processing software (MS Paint just doesn't cut it).


Are you aware of the GIMP?

http://www.gimp.org/

I don't know how well it will run on your hardware. It likes memory, but no more so than Photoshop and its kind. Entirely free and very good. I use it for my own work.

-K.

...looked over the site. cool.gif Very, very nice, I like.

Am currently at a node that does not have the best connectivity, so I bookmarked the site & will download the various packages later when I can get a more stable connection.

...many thanks.

[edit]

@hobgoblin. Also looked over Inkscape and I can see some very good uses as well, particularly technical illo, (for a lot of the cool hardware & vehicles I designed) and of course, mapping.

Since this is also a"free drawing" programme, it definitely has my interest.

***

I looked at the galleries from both the GUG & Inkscape-DA sites and really like a lot of the stuff I saw.

Looks like it's time for an old pencil pusher to learn a few new tricks.

Again, very impressed and grateful for the links.
hobgoblin
QUOTE (knasser)
QUOTE (hobgoblin @ Jul 20 2007, 05:12 PM)
and if one prefer vector graphics:
http://inkscape.org/


Seconded. If you look at the maps and illustrations in my Shadowrun material, you'll see "Inkscape" stamped all over them. Great program, though not really what I think KK is looking for, here.

maybe not, but there may be others that can find said link useful smile.gif
knasser
QUOTE (hobgoblin)
QUOTE (knasser @ Jul 20 2007, 06:53 PM)
QUOTE (hobgoblin @ Jul 20 2007, 05:12 PM)
and if one prefer vector graphics:
http://inkscape.org/


Seconded. If you look at the maps and illustrations in my Shadowrun material, you'll see "Inkscape" stamped all over them. Great program, though not really what I think KK is looking for, here.

maybe not, but there may be others that can find said link useful smile.gif


Absolutely. My comments served the dual purpose of clarifying that it wouldn't be useful for the purpose that KK gave and of exonerating myself for not having mentioned it first. wink.gif

Any suggestion that you should not have posted the link, was inferred but not implied. smile.gif Inkscape is a great piece of software.

-K.
Kyoto Kid
QUOTE (hobgoblin)
and if one prefer vector graphics:
http://inkscape.org/

...unfortunately the download site is...down.
hobgoblin
I think it works fine now. Sourceforge can be a bit troublesome at times.
Kyoto Kid
...got it, thanks.

looks like I'm going to have a busy weekend ahead of me.

BTW Leela's pic has been getting quite a few hits. Don't know if it's from casual viewers or fans of Futurama expecting to their the one eyed purple haired lovely.

I chose the name after seeing The Fifth Element as a slight variant on the character Leeloo who was an influence on the development of her personality.
Kyoto Kid
...I just discovered the Leela Swimsuit pic has a reference on Google after I typed in "Groznek" while doing background research on the name.

..freaky scatter.gif
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