I know that most of the people on this board are already familiar with fundamentalist Jack Chick and Dark Dungeons, which articulates how D&D is satanic. However, I thought that there's always the chance that someone on this board *hasn't* heard of Chick and Dark Dungeons, and it's frankly just too funny to pass up. So, if you haven't read Dark Dungeons before, I'd like to take this moment to recommend that you do for entertainment value, and give this link:

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

Protip: If you want to have fun watching peoples' expressions, go into a gaming store and start by talking about Dark Dungeons with a straight and serious face.

That was the saddest thing I have seen in quite some time.
Hilarious.


Of course, the Chick guy is only telling the kids half the truth - Jesus may save their souls, but who will save them from the cancer?

8bitDandD

...that was scarier than facing Orcus on his own plane as a 1st level character armed with only a rusty dagger while wearing a loincloth.

http://www.fecundity.com/darkdung/index.html

Because no good deed goes unmocked.