war robot as nanny

thought you guys might like this, as well as all of the rise of the machines posts over at the register.

It can only end badly...

edit: Bonus points for those who recognize what they are referencing.

At this point in time, we would like to remind you that the weighted companion cube is not alive and you will not hurt it's feelings.

"The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations. The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!

Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like "No way!" And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great.