I swear that Draconic Quasi-Journalist, Wormwood is only happy when he's P.O.'ed somone, or completely outraged an entire branch of metahumanity.
I dunno how many of you saw it on the Trid but he went to the last Nascar race and after sitting through to the finish... applauding and laughing ever time there was a crash he then did a live text-broadcast into the Matrix.
He talked about things like Nascar being one of the best new forms of natural selection at work, weeding the young and the stupid from the breeding pool while keeping the rest of metahumanity pacified... but then he goes on to list his Top Ten Reasons Nascar doesn't have Troll Drivers.

In case you Missed this is the list he uploaded...

THE TOP TEN REASONS THERE ARE NO TROLL NASCAR DRIVERS:

#10 They have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 Their pistol won't stay under the front seat.

# 8 Engine noise drowns out the Orkspoitation Music.

# 7 The Pitcrew can't work on the car and keep their pants up at the same time.

# 6 They keep trying to clothesline the other drivers.

# 5 Lonestar Cars on the track interfere with the race.

# 4 No Passenger seats for Joygirls

# 3 No SUV's are approved for the track.

# 2 When they crash their cars they bail and run.

And the Number one reason that there are no Troll NASCAR drivers...

# 1 They Can't get their helmets over their horns.