Redjack, Ediolon, we can change that for ya

Nahh, seriously, I've always held post counts in contempt since they don't reflect anything the least bit useful. I've seen plenty of people who's every post was golden, but they only post when they have something very useful to add, so their count is really low, and I've seen plenty of chatterboxes who rack up 1000 posts in a month because they don't say anything useful but reply to every topic. We disabled the post count ages ago because of people who were actively post counting and inflating their post counts, and I lobbied against leaving it visible when we set up the latest board software.
<shrug>
So I settled for making my PC ridiculous (pretty much, I just added 1,000,000 posts to it). Caine decided to outdo me, so he went with 2,000,000. Paolo... I have no idea why his is so screwy.

And now you know...