
Here's the wikipedia article with all the details: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_the_Rainbow_Warrior
It occured to me that the French plan was probably the stupidest plan I've ever read about, because of course there was no guarantee that an explosion on board a ship would cause everyone to evacuate the ship, especially if the crew are left-wing militant hippies who sail into atomic testing instead of away from it. Maybe if it were a corporate oil tanker with actual safety procedures people might have left but we're talking about Greenpeace here. I realized that on this forum, since everyone plays Shadowrun, we could probably monday morning quarterback this whole thing and come up with a better plan than the French government did. I also thought it might be fun to write a one-shot tactical campaign using SR3 rules or something set in 1985 where you are the French agents and you have to figure out how to sink the Rainbow warrior and escape.
Anyway, after getting pumped up on this NSFW music ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsusJVaAWf8...feature=related ) here is the plan I thought of this morning after I woke up:
Underlying Assumptions
The basic idea behind my plan is that a two-step limpet mine scuttling of the ship didn't work as planned because it was needlessly complicated (it required the crew to react in a certain way, besides for the engingeering problem of whether or not the ship would actually sink) and that it is difficult for people who were directly involved in a bombing on an island nation to leave using normal transportation channels.
According to Wikipedia, a couple of French agents had been eventually extracted by submarine:
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Three other agents, Chief Petty Officer Roland Verge, Petty Officer Bartelo and Petty Officer Gérard Andries, who sailed to New Zealand on the yacht Ouvéa, were captured by Australian police on Norfolk Island, but released as Australian law did not allow them to be held until the results of forensic tests came back. Expecting the tests would show they had transported the bombs to New Zealand, the crew was picked up by the French submarine Rubis, which scuttled the Ouvéa. They were never punished.
The way I see it, if France was capable of fielding a nuclear submarine in the first place, they should have just used the submarine to blow up the vessel. A modern nuclear submarine would be much more likely to escape from an island than a man or woman on foot. I'm assuming that New Zealand at the time didn't have crazy ridiculous sonar networks that would have made it impractical to torpedo a single non-moving civilian vessel and escape. So, the basic idea is to use a submarine instead of limpet mines smuggled across the world by civilian yacht.
At the time it might have seemed less scary to French decision makers to use limpet mines instead of a multi-million dollar torpedo of European origin, but since we're monday morning quarterbacking here we can see that even the limpet mines were investigated by the bomb squad and it didn't really make a difference in terms of whether or not France was massively humiliated when their agents were caught, and it didn't seem to mollify the legal issues that were brought up in the UN any. Since the submarine is a lot more likely to escape in the first place it's best to use the submarine instead of sacrifice that extraordinary ability to escape for some halfassed pseudo legal quasi ass-covering by using limpet mines instead.
Now that I've explained my basic underlying thought, here is my alternate plan for the French operation for humiliating and terrorizing Greenpeace while at the same time not having any collateral damage.
Resources Fielded
The theater of operations is the port of Aukland, New Zealand, where the Rainbow Warrior is docked. The year is the summer of 1985. As the French person in charge of the operation, I am fielding:
*1 nuclear submarine, capable of firing torpedoes, escaping from New Zealand by stealth, and inserting or extracting a small team of operatives
*10 north African operatives who don't look French, maybe they're from the French Foreign Leigon or something. They will insert via submarine and their job would be to remove all civilians from the Rainbow Warrior, so they will be equipped with a variety of quiet less-lethal weapons and prisoner handling kits.
*20 French-looking socialities who will enter New Zealand in advance of the operation through normal channels. They won't do anything illegal but it will be their job to draw as many civilians off the vessel on the date of the operation as possible through social means, by taking them out drinking, etc. According to Wikipedia, in the historical operation, the French agents had planted the mines while the ship had been open to public viewing, so the public viewing would be the socially acceptable time for the socialites to board the ship and schmooze the crew.
*2 Vietnamese-looking operatives who drive a black van. They enter via normal channels, and extract via normal channels the very moment they're done with their part. They take a flight to Vietnam to further deflect suspicion from France.
The Plan and Its Execution
The operation begins on a day when the ship is open to public viewing. When I was in Micronesia, Greenpeace had actually stopped by port and opened their ship to public viewing, so I feel I know a bit about what it's like. Basically they open the ship up, give limited tours, explain what they're all about, and chat in a friendly way with you, talk a bit about life living on a ship, and so on. In my experience they were very nice and affable. So, in my monday morning quarterback plan, the 20 socialites, who have presumably shown up to the public viewing of the ship, do their best to schmooze the crew and get as many of the crew to come out drinking in the town. Their goal of course will be to keep those crew members out drinking past the time of the rest of the operation.
The operation will take place at night, at 2 or 3 AM, following a day when the ship is open to public viewing. The idea behind the time is that it's still dark, and people who have left the ship in order to party haven't come staggering back yet.
At this time, the submarine stealth-inserts the 10 North African looking operatives who board the Rainbow Warrior from the water. These operatives are equipped with zipties, opaque head-bags, tasers, CS gas canisters, gas masks, paintball markers with pepper balls, simunitions, and suppressed .45 caliber siderams in case a situation arises where they are forced to use deadly force to defend themselves. (If that happens the mission is scrubbed and everyone extracts immediately.) These operatives clear the entire ship as quickly and quietly as possible. They ziptie everyone on the ship and put bags over their heads. They also deploy a couple of video cameras on the ship so that the folks in the submarine can be absolutely sure that nobody happens to wander onto the ship before they torpedo it.
At this time, the black van driven by the 2 Vietnamese looking operatives is at the ship. The North African looking guys cram all the prisoners into the back of the van, and return to the submarine. The Vietnamese guys pump the prisoners up with drugs (maybe force them to ingest pot, since that is the sterotypical hippie drug, but of course any drug will do...you could even force them to huff paint) to the point that they are incapacitated, strip them naked, paint them green and write green slogans on their bodies, and smear them with tuna fish. Next, the Vietnamese guys dump all the naked drugged people in the most slummy and dangerous part of town that they can find, torch the van, and immediately leave New Zealand for Vietnam.
The idea is that the Vietnamese guys would have plane tickets for, say, 3 or 4 AM, so that they would be gone within minutes of dumping the Greenpeacers and torching the black van. Since it's 1985 it would take time for any kind of word to go out to the airport about suspicious persons so the idea is that if they get there fast enough they should be able to just slip out.
As soon as the North African looking team is back on the sub, and the black van has driven away, and the video feeds still show all clear, the submarine goes out a safe distance, fires a low-speed torpedo at the Rainbow warrior in order to destory it, and escapes. If through some extraordinary stroke of bad luck someone somehow wanders onto the ship after all this crap has gone down, the torpedo strike is cancelled. At least if the crew has been humiliated and roughed up the French goal of making them feel harassed has been met.
Wrapping up
So, if everything goes as planned, most of the Greenpeace crew are out drunk with sexy French socialites, and the few that remained have been cleared by North African looking badasses with less lethal weapons. The ship itself is destroyed by a torpedo strike, and the Greenpeace crew that was removed from the ship is humiliated by being naked and drugged in a slum. With any luck most people will conclued that Greenpeace is wacky and those folks just had some kind of crazy orgy with too much drugs. The weakest link in this plan is probably the extraction of the Vietnamese looking people, but IMO that all comes down to timing.
So, what do you think of the plan? Can you think of a better one?