Bull
Aug 21 2010, 04:33 AM
http://theminiaturespage.com/news/15710/Ok, not quite. But it would be a pretty easy conversion. And it has the added benefit of being a Uni-Pegasaur-Corn, instead of *just* a Unicorn.

Dremel off the Tutu, and there you go

She's even got a gun!

Plus it's a cute story.
Neraph
Aug 21 2010, 04:38 AM
Badmoodguy88
Aug 21 2010, 04:41 AM
QUOTE
Dremel off the Tutu
I don't know... a Lonestar cop riding a uni-pegasaur-corn wile shooting a mounted laser and dressed in a tutu has got to be good for a few seconds of surprise, or possibly a sustained confusion effect, or inflict stun damage from a spontaneous overload of WTF.
Critias
Aug 21 2010, 05:49 AM
And, I mean, the lady's got a rainbow gun. Who's gonna give her shit over a tutu? You gonna say somethin', pal? Yeah. I didn't think so!
Bull
Aug 21 2010, 05:59 AM
Man, I think I have a new Shadowrun character to make...

Or better yet, a new reoccurring villain, since I'm considering running a small campaign in the new future.
nezumi
Aug 21 2010, 12:11 PM
Yeah, can you imagine that at a gaming table?
"Critias, what's your character?"
"I did an elven gunbunny with a penchant for demolitions."
"Awesome. Bull, what's your character?"
"I designed a gnome ballerina paranormal animal wrangler. He used to work for Ares, so he only uses Ares Redline Lasers."
" ... "
*Bull digs around*, "here's my miniature."
Now everyone will wonder, 'wow, did he make that character up just to fit the miniature, or does he just have the weirdest collection of miniatures ever?'
killfr3nzy
Aug 21 2010, 01:29 PM
QUOTE (nezumi @ Aug 21 2010, 08:11 PM)

Now everyone will wonder, 'wow, did he make that character up just to fit the miniature, or does he just have the weirdest collection of miniatures ever?'
Everyone around the table thinks
'What does this guy do?'Player1 pictures Bull striding into an esoteric 2nd-hand toy shop, sweeping the contents of one whole dusty shelf into a sack and striding out again, depositing a small clip of cashy money on the counter. Later that night, Bull and fellow administrators gather round the table, line up neon mini's and saki bombs, load up character builder and get to work.Player2 instantly conjures several theories while double-checking his escape routes, the most prominant being a stealthy test by a 'one-of-us' infiltrator, tasked with both gauging the average player's shock value, and seeing what the 'next big thing' they can capitalize on as FastJack's successor after 4e ends in the Techno-'Wakening War.Player3 ...hunh. Well, that's.....that's.....huh.Player4 activates his custom 'Munchkin' sub-routine on Wet-Ware, analyzing benefits and discarding sub-optimal courses of design and tactics.GM1 thinks Bull has too much time on his hands."So... What was it you said you did for a living?"
CanRay
Aug 21 2010, 02:50 PM
OK, so we figured out how to include unicorns and rainbows into Cyberpunk after all...
I am, utterly, amazed.
killfr3nzy
Aug 21 2010, 03:14 PM
QUOTE (nezumi @ Aug 21 2010, 08:11 PM)

"I designed a gnome ballerina MystAd paranormal animal wrangler. He used to work for Ares, so he only uses Ares Redline Lasers."
Shamanic Mask: Rainbows.
MindandPen
Aug 24 2010, 07:47 PM
Okay... I have to post it...
QUOTE (Mind and Pen)
Pixie Clanks chasing a Lone Star Cop riding a Unicorn (decked out with cyber and armor) in search of the mystic Tiger Eyes Belly Button Ring in the cavern of the Missing Dumpshock Threads hired by a Mr. Johnson working for The Evil Twirling Mustache Company which is owned by the Great Dragon Trollman.
-M&P
BookWyrm
Aug 25 2010, 12:27 AM
I would NOT have believed the entries, had I not clicked on them & seen for myself.
Caine Hazen
Aug 25 2010, 07:44 PM
I swear, if I see it near the table, I'm melting it down!!!
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